What a gorgeous man. Thats all. Thats it. Good day.
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Also known as:
• Where did everyone go
• Yu Takeyama isn't blind
• Mirai Sasaki has a fault in his coding.

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady

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Nemuri Kayama: Please wake up. Its been ages, its lonely on my own

Nemuri Kayama: Shota i KNOW you and Hizashi are awake so don't ignore me.

Shota Aizawa: We're having food while we wait for the whole fucking stadium to wake up again. No you can't join us.

Nemuri Kayama: I couldn't if i wanted to love. Torino is glaring daggers into me, i have an aching feeling im in it deep.

Shota Aizawa: i don't want to be at this shitty event longer than necessary because of you. Sasaki and Toshi are fighting next, yes?

Nemuri Kayama: Yeah but they're both out cold

Shota Aizawa: Then pour some freezing water on them

Nemuri Kayama: Thats not how it works-

Shota Aizawa: make it work.

Nemuri Kayama: Yessir

Yu Takeyama: I need to see this car crash

Hizashi Yamada: Yu, your awake?

Yu Takeyama: I've been in Recovery Girls office pretending to be blind since my match. I was hoping this would get me out of class for a good couple of days but id much rather be a part of this fiasco-

Shota Aizawa: Wasn't Kamihara in there getting a tetanus shot as well?

Yu Takeyama: Yeah but he left a couple of minutes before the fart cloud came

Nemuri Kayama: ITS NOT A FUCKING FART CLOUD. FUCK YOU GIGANTABITCH

Hizashi Yamada: Sorry she's slightly sensitive about that‐

Shota Aizawa: "Slightly"

Nemuri Kayama: Im on my third bucket of cold water and they're still passed out. Shota i told you this wouldn't work.

Yu Takeyama: They're turning blue-

Shota Aizawa: Keep going until they turn purple, cowards.

Hizashi Yamada: uhh Shota

Yagi Toshinori: NEMURI WHAT THE FUCK

Mirai Sasaki: I can't feel my toes. Or my fingers. I can't even feel feelings

Yu Takeyama: Oh this is great. Tsunagu when you read this, i want you to cry over the fact you missed out on such a historic moment-

Shota Aizawa: Now fight.

Yagi Toshinori: Exsqueeze me?

Mirai Sasaki: My body is currently in a state where moving a centimeter could result in death.

Shota Aizawa: Now. Fight. The only viable answer is Yes.

Yagi Toshinori: Yes chef

Mirai Sasaki: Yessir

Shota Aizawa: Zash, would you be ok with commentating while we wait for Mr. Satoshi and Ms. Rekka to wake up. No is a plausible answer too.

Yu Takeyama: The damn favoritism is making me cry. You could at least try not to make it obvious Aizawa.

Hizashi Yamada: Its a dream come true ^~^

Shota Aizawa: Perfect. Me, Nemuri and Takeyama can record the fight on the cameras so people can watch this dreadful match later.

Yagi Toshinori: Is Torino ok with this?

Shota Aizawa: I know the face of someone desperate to get away from a social event. Because that is my face every single day. He won't care.

Shota Aizawa: Im giving you both 10 minutes to change clothes and dry up. Nemuri's make shift bonfire is still burning so we won't need Todoroki.

Yu Takeyama: This is so elaborate that i refuse to believe you came up with it just now.

Shota Aizawa: I was planning for this moment the minute i became friends with the witch.

Nemuri Kayama: We're FriEndS? Did i miss the memo. What

Shota Aizawa: Shut up and come with me.

~~10 minutes later~~

Yu Takeyama: I warned Torino in advance and he just started preaching to Aizawa like a God?

Yagi Toshinori: God of Anti-socialism

Hizashi Yamada: Is that even a word?

Shota Aizawa: Toshi please put your phone down, we're starting in a minute.

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Hizashi Yamada: This fight is as dry as Nemuri's love life-

Nemuri Kayama: Fucking ouch

Yu Takeyama: The fact your commentary is still strong is a miracle. You have a real talent for this.

Shota Aizawa: Why can i hear cheering? Everyone is still asleep right?

Yu Takeyama: Oh, i downloaded an app that has weird sound bytes. Doesn't it make it less silent and weird

Hizashi Yamada: It actually helps a ton. Its so quiet it makes me want to pull out my hair.

Nemuri Kayama: What other sound bytes does it have ;))

Yu Takeyama: Come over here and find out ;))

Hizashi Yamada: What is this? This is weird right?

Shota Aizawa: I dislike the direction this is going in. Please don't do anything stupid.

Hizashi Yamada: HOW STUPID CAN YOU BOTH BE? WE'RE LIVE IN A STADIUM WHICH IS IN AN EXTREMELY URBAN AREA. WHY WOULD A COW BE HERE?

Yu Takeyama: Nemuri stop laughing into the microphone, this is being streamed all over the country‐

Nemuri Kayama: Im carving my name into the history booksoh no why is Torino coming over here

Shota Aizawa: You deserve this. You deserve to be to be stuck to the wall as an example.

Yu Takeyama: Thats a scary punishment, people are going to wake up and see her taped to the wall and wonder what the fuck they missed

Shota Aizawa: They won't miss out. I directed one of the cameras onto her getting pinned by Torino.

Hizashi Yamada: This will definitely be in the history books-

Yagi Toshinori: That was the worse fight, its really difficult to focus when a whole farm suddenly appeared out of no where.

Yu Takeyama: Sorry <3

Mirai Sasaki: Im going to sneak out and buy food before everyone wakes up. If anyone is willing to accompany me, i would be fine with it.

Hizashi Yamada: Congratulations Toshi, lets all go eat with Mirai to celebrate!!

Yu Takeyama: What about Nemuri??

Shota Aizawa: Leave her. Im sure Torino will keep her safe

Yagi Toshinori: sorry but Torino would probably throw rocks at her and call it "training"....

Shota Aizawa: Even better

Hizashi Yamada: Yeaah, i think im going to turn off all the cameras-

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Are we feeling a Mt. Lady x Midnight moment, i think they would be chaotic mess if they were in a relationship. Maybe~~