Uhm, this is so hot wtf. 🤰

I've been writing all day and my eyes feel like squares. This is why my eyesight is shit.
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Also known as:
• Its literally just food puns i hate myself

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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15th June 2100
Bone on the meat
~[12 : 51]~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: We need food

Yu Takeyama: Yes please, im starving.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: No like the fridge is completely empty. Its horrifying to look at.

Shinya Kamihara: Whos turn is it to do the shopping?

Nemuri Kayama: It

Tensei Iida: Is

Ryuko Tatsuma: Yes we get it.

Oboro Shirakumo: R u d e

Keigo Takami: I can just go instead, Rumi and Enji would be happy to join me.

Enji Todoroki: Fuck you no i wouldn't.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Last time you three went out Enji burned down a bakery~

Rumi Usagiyama: Shut up, that was meant to be a secren Tsu

Yagi Toshinori: How the hell did you burn down the bakery?

Emi Fukukado: Thats like asking how we've burned down our dorms 23 times. It just happens.

Hizashi Yamada: Im sure the six of us are perfectly capable of going to get groceries.

Shota Aizawa: I don't think we are.

Nemuri Kayama: Exactly Hizashi. Does anyone want anything specific?

Tomoko Shiretoko: My dad to come back.

Shota Aizawa: The sweet release of death.

Anakuro Hirooki: Rat poison, Tashiro keeps taking my food.

Ryuko Tatsuma: A normal class

Kan Sekijiro: Screen time?

Yu Takeyama: Love and affection.

Nemuri Kayama: Jesus fucking christ, i meant food. Sad pieces of shit.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Oh then i want a waffle.

Yu Takeyama: ill take a bagel

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May God Help us All

Rumi Usagiyama: They've been gone 3 hours. Something has happened

Nemuri Kayama: I donut know what you mean.

Tensei Iida: Nemuri you're such a weirdough

Keigo Takami: Oh i hate it here

Nemuri Kayama: What was that Tensei? I'll fizzically fight you.

Tensei Iida: You ain't got muffin on me.

Emi Fukukado: Jesus christ Tsunagu actually just puked??

Anakuro Hirooki: Kys

Shinya Kamihara: Please don't

Nemuri Kayama: Kuro, you should be spreading positivi-tea

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Someone take Tsunagu to Recovery Girl.

Oboro Shirakumo: This is actually so bad, this was a huge mistake.

Ryuko Tatsuma: What happened to the rest of the group?

Oboro Shirakumo: Ok story time.

Tensei Iida: I'm so egg-cited

Anakuro Hirooki removed Tensei Iida and Nemuri Kayama

Anakuro Hirooki: Speak

Oboro Shirakumo: When we arrived at the grocery store Tensei and Nemuri immediately started making food puns which caused Shota to try and drown himslef in the fountain. He's still there now, just face down everyone's staring im scared.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Honestly thats a valid reaction.

Oboro Shirakumo: To make it worse, Hizashi keeps throwing coins at Shota wishing him to get the fuck out and breathe. Shota probably died like 10 minutes ago though.

Shinya Kamihara: Please don't be so casual about that.

Tomoko Shiretoko: What happened to the smart one?

Oboro Shirakumo: Toshinori is currently being held at gunpoint in a different section of the store lol

Kan Sekijiro: whAT

Anakuro Hirooki: Classic Toshinori

Mirai Sasaki: And what about our groceries?

Enji Todoroki: Get your fucking priorities sorted out. Like has Toshinori been shot yet?

Shinya Kamihara: Get me the hell out of this class.

Oboro Shirakumo added Tensei Iida and Nemuri Kayama

Tsunagu Hakamata: Shit, Oboro are you alive?

Nemuri Kayama: Orange you glad to see me

Keigo Takami: Stop, please. Im about to put myself in a hospital.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Im already there and hooked up to life support sis. They say ive flatlined 3 times.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: HOW THO??

Anakuro Hirooki: I will break your neck when you get back. I will do it.

Nemuri Kayama: Fuk you, astronut

Enji Todoroki: God, i fucking despise you.

Tensei Iida: If it makes you feel better Enji, Toshinori was used as a sacrif-rice

Ryuko Tatsuma: What does that mean??

Nemuri Kayama: It means we may have to berry him 6ft under becouscous he got shot. Peas call the pol-rice

Tsunagu Hakamata: That last one made me see the light

Anakuro Hirooki: Fuck it. Im coming over there right now.

Emi Fukukado: You are severely out of character–

Nemuri Kayama: Yu, if i die here i want you to know i loaf you.

Yu Takeyama: Please stop, im crying. Ive been crying for ages

Nemuri Kayama: Its not my fault this guy is kiwing people

Tsunagu Hakamata: You are literally killing me. You have put me in hospital with your puns, you wretch

Oboro Shirakumo: The situation has been sorted

Mirai Sasaki: That was very fast.

Oboro Shirakumo: Anakuro literally came and knocked out the villians and Nemuri and Tensei. She really is great. I love you kuro, marry me.

Anakuro Hirooki: Thank fucking god

Tashiro Toyomitsu: What happened with everyone else?

Oboro Shirakumo: Toshinori got taken to hospital cos he was shot in the leg, Shota also went to hospital cos he had fluid in his lungs. Hizashi got taken to have his mental health tested.

Rumi Usagiyama: Damn thats really hard to swallow ;)))

Keigo Takami: Thatswhatshesaid

Enji Todoroki: Im setting the dorms on fire.

Mirai Sasaki: Oh wow you actually did it. WhO wOuLdvE gUeSsEd

Ryuko Tatsuma: I was getting sick of this design anyway. What do you think Torino will try and bribe us with this time?

Anakuro Hirooki: A cinema room i hope.

Shinya Kamihara: One day the dorm rooms will just be empty and on that day i will laugh and say i told you so.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Now that is definitely NOT legal.

Yu Takeyama: Its Torino. Who wants food?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Never again. I don't want to see food ever again.

Keigo Takami: Do you wanna taco bout it?

Tsunagu Hakamata: ....

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I fucking did it. I updated a chapter for all of my books in one day. I feel so aWfUl. Im not doing this again, my eyes have gone numb.

If you actually made it through those food puns you deserved a solid gold medal, i almost threw myself out the window writing them. :")))

God. I hate it here.

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