I'm expOsiNg mySeLf. Im a sucker for MonoShin, sUe mE-

I like most legal ships tho :^)
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Also known as:
• Enji vs Toshinori vs Rumi vs Anakuro
• Best Ass competition
• 20 Shota's
• Thats the positivitea sis~

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Friday 20th June 2101
Birds aren't real, keigo is a lie
~[17 : 12]~

Keigo Takami:
Everyone is starting to get on my nerves.

Yu Takeyama:
Whats causing that? The depressing atmosphere, the depressing atmosphere or the depressing atmosphere?

Keigo Takami:
Whats got everyone so down anyway? We're in the prime of our youth, we should be living it up yO.

Oboro Shirakumo:
I think its because we're graduating soon? Thats a depressing thought-

Rumi Usagiyama:
Soon? Its june. We graduate in march. Thats at least a couple of days.

Kan Sekijiro:
It annoys me that your last statement is true.

Mirai Sasaki:
We have 8 months.

Tensei Iida:
8 months of hell! We still have to:
• Get our provisional licenses
• Take final exams
• save up to buy a place
• buy eggs (theres only two left)
• throw an epic cultural festival in November
• SpoRts fEstIvaL pt. 3
• perfect ultimate moves
• die

Shota Aizawa:
I wish it was easy to die

Nemuri Kayama:
Im physically unable to study. Im going to fail the exams like i have literally every year of my life.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
I cannot do another sports festival, maybe I'll hide in the bathroom?

Tomoko Shiretoko:
Torino would probably notice if our whole class was missing, maybe we could pretend to be kidnapped

Shota Aizawa:
Or we could move to Australia?

Hizashi Yamada:
Last chance for our provisional licenses. How did we fail 2 years in a row?

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
We aren't cut out to be heroes thats why. Who wants to join me in dealing drugs but its actually flour?

Ryuko Tatsuma: Gladly, we can encourage them to make a cake instead of snorting it. Thats still heroic right?

Shinya Kamihara:
Heroic while also evil for deceiving people.

Keigo Takami:
U u g h . When did everyone here turn into Shota?

Yagi Toshinori:
When responsibility caught up to us and spanked us real hard on the ass.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Kinky :,)

Rumi Usagiyama:
Even your kinky's are lacking the usual flare, what is happening to us.

Yu Takeyama:
How do we cheer up? A truck of icecream? Murder? Flower crowns? Alcohol?

Rumi Usagiyama:
C o m p l i m e n t s . .

Enji Todoroki:
Thats a fucking stupid suggestion. I don't fancy frolicking in the fields of fucking friendship with you fiends.

Nemuri Kayama:
That was so poetic it brought a tear to my eye. Shakespeare has nothing on you.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
Im surprised you even know who Shakespeare is-

Rumi Usagiyama:
Shut up because wiki how said compliments are the best way to cheer someone up. So get ready to be cheered up into the o-zone.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Wiki how also said i could give myself a strawberry allergy by picking out each individual seed and snorting them. Guess what?

Ryuko Tatsuma:
your eating a strawberry fine right now.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Exactly.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
Why would you want a strawberry allergy, strawberries are the only nice fruit?

Anakuro Hirooki:
Fuck you, tomatos are the only superior fruit.

Nemuri Kayama:
I thought they were a vegetable?

Shota Aizawa:
Of course you're the one to say that. How did i guess.

Rumi Usagiyama:
AnYwAy. Get complimenting or I'll steal your kneecaps and throw them into a lake. Okay?

Tsunagu Hakamata:
I don't think I'm even capable of being nice? Im a slight bitch.

Tensei Iida:
The only bitch that can pull off denim sandals?

Hizashi Yamada:
Ooo. Theres a million good things about everyone!

Yu Takeyama:
How about the fact your literally the sun? A bright, adorable sun.

Nemuri Kayama:
Yu has the nicest ass in Japan, im willing to fight someone for that.

Mirai Sasaki:
*takes out chess board* You obviously haven't stood behind Toshinori in his hero suit before.

Nemuri Kayama:
While i agree the man has ass, it is nothing compared to the wonders of Yu Takeyama

Oboro Shirakumo:
I call bias! Plus we all know the real ass is in Enji Todoroki.

Rumi Usagiyama:
Lets move on...Keigo, you look snazzy in my eyeliner.

Keigo Takami:
Why do you think i stole it. At least i know when i look great.

Hizashi Yamada:
Oh, Toshinori, you should try compliment Enji and vice versa.

Yagi Toshinori:
Thats... easy enough. Uh red is a nice colour and your hair is nice?

Emi Fukukado:
Needs work but yeeeess...

Enji Todoroki:
I admire your clear skin?

Tomoko Shiretoko:
Thats obscure but go on-

Yagi Toshinori:
You can kinda cook nicely?

Enji Todoroki:
Kinda? Fuck you, your face is so lumpy it has nothing on the surface of the moon.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
So much for clear skin. In a way im glad, it was getting too weird.

Yagi Toshinori:
Oh? Oh reallly now. It looks like a raccoon infected with rabies bled out on top of your head.

Shinya Kamihara:
Its sad how they retracted their compliments almost instantly.

Enji Todoroki:
At least my hair isn't greasy 24/7. Have you heard of shampoo. Like fuck.

Yagi Toshinori:
Its not greasy its hEaLthY. Your so uncultured i doubt you know the difference. I dont know what i expected FROM A GLORIFIED TOASTER THOUGH?

Anakuro Hirooki:
They've already broken out the caps lock. Get the popcorn Hizashi.

Enji Todoroki:
YOU DON'T GET OFF CALLING ME A FUCKING TOASTER WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A DEFORMED SUNFLOWER THAT ALL THE BEES AVOID.

Oboro Shirakumo:
Damn he got you there Toshinori.

Ryuko Tatsuma:
What are they even arguing about now?

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
I don't believe they've actually argued over a justified subject. Its always something stupid like a math problem.

Nemuri Kayama:
Don't remind them about that when they're mid argument.

Yagi Toshinori:
OH YES THE QUIZ QUESTION. ILL NEVER FORGET THAT EVER. I TOLD YOU 50 TIMES THAT THE ANSWER WAS B.

Enji Todoroki:
THE ANSWER WAS FUCKING C. NEZU HAS HIS FUCKING FACTS WRONG.

Rumi Usagiyama:
Remember when we were complimenting eachother.

Mirai Sasaki:
We all know our class is not capable of such things.

Yagi Toshinori:
IM GUESSING GOOGLE ALSO HAD THEIR FACTS WRONG TOO? AND LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD? JUST FACE THE FACT ITS YOUR FAULT WE LOST TO ANAKURO.

Anakuro Hirooki:
If your going to bring me into this i expect to be given a weapon. Death match or nothing.

Enji Todoroki:
Good plan. Rumi get the flaming swords, lets fucking duel.

Rumi Usagiyama:
Nice a duel, i wanna join too.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
So is that four flaming swords? Should i clear the kitchen for the arena.

Nemuri Kayama:
Hell yeah! We haven't had a death match in 3 months! Dibs on being the referee this time. Tsunagu fucked it up last time.

Keigo Takami:
At least everyone is back to normal now?

Tensei Iida:
KICK THEIR ASS TOSHINORI. IM BETTING MY COW ON YOU

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Message of this chapter. If your feeling down, chances are you need a death match to cheer you up.

Also who's writing an actual story that isn't purely crack? Couldn't be me-

Picture of the day.

👑✨If you made it this far down, welcome to the exclusive cool kids squad.✨👑

I want to confess something, its kind of embarrassing but i truSt you.

~~ I can't swallow tablets right so i just chew them. Dry. I swear im not built right LmaO. I don't know why i wrote this? I think i need to get sunlight-

Have a swell day/night :3