~~~Edit by Me~~~

Also known as:
• Yagi Toshinori Completely Undermined the Situation
• Shota Aizawa Goes Out of Character for Hizashi Yamada
• Nemuri Kayama Caused This
• Mirai Sasaki Calls the Shots
• Anakuro Hirooki is Definitely a Pacifist

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Monday 11th May
'Arson. Thats it. Thats the name'
- 4:01 -

Enji Todoroki: Who's fucking phone is buzzing at 4am?

Yu Takeyama: Literally don't even need to text. We all crashed in the common room as soon as we got back from the camping trip.

Enji Todoroki: Well i respect the people who are sleeping unlike some people.

Tensei Iida: Feeling: Called out

Emi Fukukado: Can someone actually turn that off before Mirai gets woken up? We don't want a re run of last week.

Nemuri Kayama: Not it

Shota Aizawa: I don't care who goes just go fast because if Hizashi wakes up. I will personally break everyones kneecaps.

Yagi Toshinori: He will. He actually will. fLaShBAcKs

Ryuko Tatsumi: I nominate Anakuro because i see her pretending to sleep. Your eyelids give you away honey.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: i agree with both statements.

Anakuro Hirooki: Fine. Who owns an alarm that would go off THIS fucking early?

Yu Takeyama: Probably Nishi

Emi Fukukado: Look how she ascends the stairs with pure annoyance and fatigue. Truly a wonderful creature.

Anakuro Hirooki: wHat the actual fUck is ThiS

Anakuro Hirooki: shitshitshitshitshitshit

Shota Aizawa: STOP. SCREAMING.

Anakuro Hirooki: Empathy Shota, go learn some. Anyway not the time we have a massive problem.

Ryuko Tatsumi: On a scale of Shota's fashion sense to Tsunagu's attitude, how bad is the problem?

Anakuro Hirooki: A solid fucking Enji Todoroki. Don't come upstairs.

Tensei Iida: We need context kuro. CONTEXT.

Anakuro Hirooki: BEES. A SHIT TON OF ANGRY BEES.

Tensei Iida: Nemuri.

Nemuri Kayama: Yes my absolute best friend on planet earth. Did i say how nice your hair is looking this morning.

Tensei Iida: Did you close your window like i asked before we left?

Nemuri Kayama: ...no

Tensei Iida: Did you clean up your half full milkshake like i asked before we left?

Nemuri Kayama: ...no

Enji Todoroki: You really are a fucking idiot.

Yagi Toshinori: Where are you now Anakuro?

Anakuro Hirooki: I locked myself in the bathroom after being stung like 10 times. Pretty sure theres some bees in the bathroom with me.

Yu Takeyama: How are we getting ourselves out of this hole??

Enji Todoroki: We send Nemuri upstairs as a distraction/sacrifice then let Anakuro make a run for it.

Nemuri Kayama: About that. Im like DEATHLY allergic to bees so..

Enji Todoroki: Then its a sacrifice not a distraction.

Yagi Toshinori: I'll go. How bad could it actually bee.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Just for that pun we're sending you up.

Emi Fukukado: Look at how he ascends the stairs with total confidence, smile on his face as he totally undermines the situation.

Anakuro Hirooki: Well that went down like a lead balloon.

Yagi Toshinori: There are in fact alot of bees.

Rumi Usagiyama: What the hell are you guys doing at 4am??

Tensei Iida: Trying to sort out slight bee problem.

Shota Aizawa: Can't you just suck up the bees using blackhole, Kuro?

Anakuro Hirooki: Im a pacifist. Who am i to end an innocent creatures life purely for my own benefit.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Pacifist my ass. I saw what you did to those mosquitoes on the camping trip, Kuro.

Yu Takeyama: And this isn't for your benefit its for eVerYonEs benefit.

Anakuro Hirooki: I will not. Isnt there something else you can do?

Nemuri Kayama: We can order some beekeeper suits online but it'll take a week for them to be shipped over. Can you handle that??

Rumi Usagiyama: I say we all just charge up there and fight the bees.

Enji Todoroki: And how the hell do you propose we fIGhT BeEs??

Yagi Toshinori: No no she has a point. If we wake everyone else up we can see if their quirks are suited for insect disposal.

Tensei Iida: We all know Enji can kill a cockroach so we should send him.

Enji Todoroki: Im not going anywhere near those fuzzy bringers of death.

Nemuri Kayama: They only bring you death if your me, drama queen.

Yu Takeyama: How are we going to gently wake everyone up.

Anakuro Hirooki: Just blast All Star through a speaker. Its either the meme or the noise that wakes you up.

Tsunagu Hakamata: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Hizashi Yamada: HEY NOW I'M AN ALL STAR~

Shota Aizawa: Zashi✨

Keigo Takami: Im not sure how to feel. On one hand that was the best way to wake up but on the other hand ive been fucking woken up.

Mirai Sasaki: There better be a good fucking reason for this. 5 words no more, no less. Go.

Nemuri Kayama: Angry swarm of bees. Bitch.

Mirai Sasaki: Put me back to sleep now. Im not dealing with this.

Nishi Wisteria: I second that. Nemuri work your magic.

Nemuri Kayama: Sorry but we need all the help we can get.

Rumi Usagiyama: Who has a good quirk for fighting bees aside from Enji?

Hizashi Yamada: I can yell at them. Does that work??

Anakuro Hirooki: That actually does work.

<10 minutes of war planning later>
- 5:24 -

Keigo Takami: Ok so we split off into squads: rescue squad, look out squad, action squad and commanding squad.

Rumi Usagiyama: The action squad (me, Hizashi, Tashiro, Enji, Kan and Shinya) will distract and dispose of as many bees as possible without passing out from mass stinging.

Tensei Iida: While the rescue squad (me, Kazumi, Emi and Tsunagu) will try and break Toshi and Kuro out of the bathroom before joining another squad.

Nemuri Kayama: The commanding squad (me, Tomoko, Shota and Mirai) will give directions based on the situation and info given by the look out squad since we can't really be of any help.

Yu Takeyama: Finally the look out squad (me, Ryuko, Keigo and Nishi) will use our quirks too look through the windows of the second floor from outside and give information to the commanding squad.

Yagi Toshinori: Isn't that a little...much?

Tensei Iida: Shut up this is basically a hostage situation.

Yagi Toshinori: Its beEs??

Tsunagu Hakamata: *angry, bloodthirsty bees.

Nemuri Kayama: On my command we rush em.

Nemuri Kayama: NOW!

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Keigo Takami: We're going to need Enji to burn down Nemuri's bedroom. Its too far gone.

Nemuri Kayama: wHaT do you mean???

Keigo Takami: The walls are moving, and so is the floor

Nemuri Kayama: Torch it 😔✊

Nishi Wisteria: Im not even mad. At least Torino would expect a fire over insect invasion.

Shota Aizawa: Why does it sound like its an actual battle field up there its legit just some small bees-

Yu Takeyama: HIZASH IS DOWN. I REPEAT HIZASHI IS DOWN

Mirai Sasaki: Aizawa please carefully consider what you do next-

Shota Aizawa: FUCK THE BEES. HOW DARE THEY

Ryuko Tatsumi: Damn Shota be kicking some bumble bee ass right now.

Tomoko Shiretoko: hOW tHo??

Nemuri Kayama: He legit went upstairs with a knIfE and i don't see how that helps-

Keigo Takami: oh he's helping. The knife definitely helps-

Tomoko Shiretoko: Hows the rescue going??

Nishi Wisteria: from what i can see i think its failing...

Yu Takeyama: This whole thing would have been easily dealt with if fucking Anakuro used blackhole. Instead she's stood reciting the bible in the corner. Fucking disgraceful.

Nemuri Kayama: Is she wearing gloves??

Yu Takeyama: Not that i can see

Nemuri Kayama: Just wait until she sneezes she'll let out the biggest fucking blackhole in the universe. Tell Tensei he knows a way to give her sniffles.

Ryuko Tatsumi: No dont. Do not. Stop.

Keigo Takami: hOly sHiT- you were right. Now the bathroom is gone. Nemuri's room is on fucking fire. Are we sure this is better than just having bees?

Tomoko Shiretoko: Millions of times better at least this is normal.

Nishi Wisteria: The bathroom bees have been disintegrated and the bedroom bees have been cremated. The only bees left are the hallway bees that the action squad is fighting.

Mirai Sasaki: Tell the action squad to run out of the hole in the bathroom if im right the bees should follow and disperse back into the wild.

Yu Takeyama: reminder they're on the second floor...

Mirai Sasaki: They'll be going to Recovery Girl for the bee stings anyway. Whats the difference between walking there and being carried there by a stretcher?

Nemuri Kayama: a pRetTy bIg DiFfReNCe-

Tomoko Shiretoko: Can't the lookout squad try and catch them before they hit the floor?? We literally have a fairy, a dragon, a bird and a giant out there..

Mirai Sasaki: No it'll be funnier to watch them rain down.

Keigo Takami: Are we sure he's a hero in training???

Nishi Wisteria: Whatever your deciding do it fast. The bees had a sudden surge in power. Its as if they remembered their tragic backstory.

Nemuri Kayama: Whats so tragic about being a bee

Ryuko Tatsumi: Probably spending the weekend in your room

Nishi Wisteria: D e c i d e .

Mirai Sasaki: Make it rain

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