Bnha smash is a masterpiece. Look at it, its great

I was wondering if you'd rather i keep to publishing chronologically or just randomly? Like one chapter would be from 2nd year and the next from when they're pro heros?

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Also known as:
• everyone just argues for 900 words
• im not funny so i just use abstract insults
• i think im having a crisis tbh
• catch me crying but im not in the club
• o i o i o i

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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25th December 2099
I'm ill, sorry if this succs
~[08 : 02]~

Shota Aizawa: Merry Crisis

Enji Todoroki: Everyone get outside right now or ill clip your eyelashes off and throw them off the roof.

Yagi Toshinori: Jokes on you. Mine still haven't grown back from last time haha.

Anakuro Hirooki: I'm only coming because i know your serious.

Mirai Sasaki: Why am i being dragged out in the snow at 8 in the morning?

Emi Fukukado: Stop crying. Waking up at 8am on Christmas is pretty decent.

Nemuri Kayama: Hizashi woke me up at 1am. The one day i actually decided to sleep.

Hizashi Yamada: Don't act like we didn't have fun waiting for morning or are you salty i decimated you in monopoly~

Enji Todoroki: We're having a snowball fight. 3 2 1 go

Ryuko Tatsumi: Sis I'm still in my pajamas. Fuck off

Tashiro Toyomitsu: There is also a very fine line between snowballs and iceballs and you seem to have crossed it.

Keigo Takami: You will knock someone out with that shit

Yagi Toshinori: Enji, come near me with that iceball and i will fill your room with uncooked rice and blast All Star on a saxophone made from your sPinE.

Rumi Usagiyama: Jesus fucking christ, c h i l l o u t

Shinya Kamihara: Oh that was a pun. You poured snow over him.

Emi Fukukado: Explaining a joke makes it less funny ninjahoe

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Why is everyone arguing its Christmas

Shota Aizawa: Might be due to the fact we've all been locked out the dorm in the middle of a blizzard all wearing nightwear

Tensei Iida: I'm sorry we're what?

Shota Aizawa: Locked out. Didn't you hear the door click

Mirai Sasaki: F U C K Y O U A L L

Oboro Shirakumo: I'm not even wearing shoes–

Keigo Takami: If i die on Christmas by hypothermia i might just slap a bitch

Yagi Toshinori: Might help if Enji stopped trying to deck me with a ball of ice. Come one step closer and I'll send a flurry of cold air towards you in hopes it freezes your tonsils so you choke,

Enji Todoroki: Imagine being cold right now. Bunch of piss ants

Hizashi Yamada: If i dont get back inside right now ill start cutting off hair for a fur coat.

Nemuri Kayama: Come near my hair and ill gut you

Shota Aizawa: Im going to start hiding razor blades in peoples food, Keigo why can't you just fly to the staff dorms?

Keigo Takami: Uh don't know if you remember but Rumi decided she wanted to use my wings as fuel for her "campfire"

Yu Takeyama: If Toshinori stopped playing tag with Enji we could just bust tthe door down

Yagi Toshinori: You won't like it when i start speaking broken English and accidentally summon a demon, Yu.

Nemuri Kayama: I feel like Elsa in this blizzard, i want to carol

Anakuro Hirooki: When you sing you sound like a goose who swallowed an object to big for its skinny throat and is trying to regurgitate it.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Kuro you hypocrite. Once i walked in on you singing and i thought aliens had abducted me, probed me in the ass and thrown me out of the spaceship while i had a fever dream.

Rumi Usagiyama: Is this one of those insult battles. If i win can i sock someone?

Yagi Toshinori: You know what. Some people need to be put in their place, lets do it.

Oboro Shirakumo: Ok me first. Anakuro, your yellow shoes are crusty and you need to wash them without having a meltdown on the washing machine

Anakuro Hirooki: Fuck you Oboro, i used your back scratcher to clog the kitchen sink with hair

Shota Aizawa: That was my back scratcher you parcel-tounged, cold-blooded left ass cheek looking bitch

Rumi Usagiyama: Keigo your face looks like a younger version of the KFC guy

Tashiro Toyomitsu: his NAME is Colonel Sanders, keep it out your unwashed mouth, rabbit stew.

Tsunagu Hakamata: You're built like the bed from the princess and the pea. Next caller~

Keigo Takami: Rumi don't even come for me when you look like something a cow stood on during a tornado

Mirai Sasaki: I think your all equally stupid. Your intelligence added together is that of a mushed pea a duckling choked on. Not to mention your unnecessary thirst to set fires that end up ravaging the dorms. Why do i wake up to fire alarms instead of an actual alarm? Ive taken out the batteries and i will continue to do so until you've either learnt your lesson or have burned to death.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Just take the goddamn win

Rumi Usagiyama: You throw a pretty hard punch Sasaki. Whats your secret?

Mirai Sasaki: I own a punching bag with everyones faces on it.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Lets all build a snowman while we wait for Torino to save us.

Oboro Shirakumo: I am the snowman. The snowman is me.

Enji Todoroki: Well we needed a base for it anyway, stay still.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Who's clothes are we sacrificing for our Obosnowman?

Emi Fukukado: Haha stay the fuck away. Im losing bidy heat faster than Enji lost at the sports Festival–

Enji Todoroki: Oh come the hell on. You literally cried when Aizawa smiled at you. What a loser

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Please try get along now or i might just casually get trapped under a avalanche for several hours

Keigo Takami: Is it just me or did it get really reallh hot

Kan Sekijiro: That would be a sign of Hypothermia

Anakuro Hirooki: Id say resist the urge of taking of your clothes but our Obosnowman is lacking.

Nemuri Kayama: Wait a second, i have the key to the dorms isn't that funny. Haha

Tensei Iida: Nemuri.

Yu Takeyama: Id run girl. Id run far but not before you give me the key—

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Did anyone laugh? Am i funny™

Tomorrow is Midoriyas birthday, how we feeling Izuku nation? I have a special chapter ready for tomorrow, set in 2123 so its a quite a bit in the future

Again, should i just start posting chapters from random parts in the story rather than in time order?

Okbye