Assassination Classroom was the first anime i ever watched and its one of my favorites. If you haven't watched it, WATCH IT NOW~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Also known as:
• Everyone Needs Therapy
• Think of House House Flys
• Yu Takeyama has a Big Ass
• F for the Business Course
• Enji Todoroki & Shota Aizawa have Unflattering Laughs
• Anakuro Hirooki is Pacifist (again)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tuesday 26th May 20XX
Arson. Thats it. Thats the name.

Rumi Usagiyama: COME ON KEIGO WIN

Shota Aizawa: i don't think he can hear you through the phone

Rumi Usagiyama: Oh? Would you rather i yelled for real?

Shota Aizawa: Im sure he welcomes the support :)

Nemuri Kayama: BETS ON PEOPLE

Tsunagu Hakamata: No~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: no

Enji Todoroki: Fuck no

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh what? You were betting without me

Emi Fukukado: It was difficult to bet internal organs. Rumi still owes Keigo her liver–

Ryuko Tatsumi: Damn we missed out.

Tensei Iida: We all know Keigo's going to win right

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: No doubt in my mind

Tomoko Shiretoko: Keigo looks like a fucking fly compared to miss 60ft tall. How would he win?

Anakuro Hirooki: hOw wOuLd hE wiN 🤡🤡

Nemuri Kayama: Have you ever TRIED to kill a fly before?

Enji Todoroki: Its one of the only things i can't do.

Yagi Toshinori: is it because you're scared of them ..

Hizashi Yamada: Its impossible!! They just fly around you until they decide they want revenge and fly straight at your face. Your vision goes black and you wake up 15 minutes later on the floor with the fly on your nose like it just discovered the fucking moon. In short, flys don't die unless you spray them with toxic chemicals that probably shave a good 10 years off of your own life but its totally worth it. Just watching it fall out of the sky and on to its back as it recounts the mistake of buzzing its unwanted self into YOUR room. I like to look it in the eyes as its buzzing becomes faint, and as it takes its dying breath im there. Im there with a sign that says 'your family is next'.

Shota Aizawa: I love you

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Anakuro Hirooki: I can't believe i had to read this shit with my own pacifist eyes.

Tsunagu Hakamata: AGAIN? WE'RE IGNORING THE BLATANT CONFESSION OF LOVE AGAIN?

Emi Fukukado: Im glad it wasn't Hizashi with the gigantification, going against Keigo.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Hizashi hunny. I've booked you an appointment with a therapist. Please go.

Ryuko Tatsumi: its bad that Yu can barely fit both feet inside the boundaries. Keigo literally can just fly up her nose and make her sneeze out of existence

Kan Sekijiro: I don't know a single person who would willingly fly up someones nose. Not one person.

Tensei Iida: You gotta do what you gotta do to win.

Tomoko Shiretoko: D i r t y  h e a t h e n s .

Nemuri Kayama: By the looks of it, he seems to be aiming for the left ear–

Shinya Kamihara: Thats ten thousand times worse‐

Emi Fukukado: Debatable. I would rather sift through ear wax than snot

Enji Todoroki: This is not a fucking conversation we're having. Die.

Yagi Toshinori: The drama.

Hizashi Yamada: Toshi, if you want to die there are plenty of people who are here to help you. Don't throw your life away, you are loved.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: You can join Hizashi in therapy, i can't have you ending your life. Nay, especially this way.

Tomoko Shiretoko: You could jump off a bridge yet you choose to provoke ENJI TODOROKI. seek help, you aren't sane.

Yagi Toshinori: whaat is happening right now

Tensei Iida: Toshi. We can't ignore this dangerous behavior.

Shota Aizawa: Can you not break him. I already see the smoke coming off his brain.

Rumi Usagiyama: Yo whats Keigo doing. He's just flying around likemswi WHOA WHOA  W O A H .

Anakuro Hirooki: Damn, rest in peace to the business course.

Tensei Iida: So him flying around her ears was a distraction? He was waiting for the perfect time to shoot feathers into her EYES? Then she lost her balance and fell backwards onto the section where the business course was sitting? THATS FUCKING ROUGH.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Can we get an F for the business course who got crushed by her titanic ass.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: F

Emi Fukukado: F

Hizashi Yamada: F

Ryuko Tatsumi: Todoroki won't stop howling in my ear. Seeing him happy is taking a toll on my mental stability.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: I can fit you into therapy.

Enji Todoroki: HAHAHAHAHA

Anakuro Hirooki: You don't need to text 'hahahaha' when the whole fucking stadium can hear your disgusting hyena laugh. You filthy masochistic fuck, your the reason im pacifist.

Yagi Toshinori: Nice going kuro. You've set Shota off now.

Emi Fukukado: His laugh is as bad as his smile. I never want to use my quirk on that psychotic hobo.

Shota Aizawa: IMAGINE ANAKURO HIROOKI BEING AN ACTUAL PACIFIST. ITS TOO MUCH. HAHA

Ryuko Tatsumi: Why is he just NOW reacting to this news? She's said this for like a month-

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I think it just sank in..

Hizashi Yamada: Sho! You have to think about your character, don't break it like this.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Says the innocent ball of sunshine who turned into Jack the Fly Ripper~~

Emi Fukukado: The flydiac killer

Shota Aizawa: That pun was weaker than my will to live. Now thats an achievement.

Nemuri Kayama: Damn thats a scary mood swing there Shota–

Ryuko Tatsumi: It just gave me whiplash. Shit.

Keigo Takami: CONGRATULATE ME, DEAR CLASSMATES.

Shinya Kamihara: I think your match had the highest number of KO's in the history of UA. Congrats

Kan Sekijiro: It was well above 1000%. Maybe you should consider the path of villainy instead?

Keigo Takami: I said congratulate me, not doubt my career path.

Hizashi Yamada: its to be expected when you gave most of the business course boys nose bleeds! They must've broken their noses :((

Nemuri Kayama: ....

Nemuri Kayama: I'M not telling him–

Shota Aizawa: Nobody will tell him. Ok?

Anakuro Hirooki: W e l l  aCtuALlY zAshi~

Shota Aizawa: Return to the circle of hell you crawled out of you unholy spawn of Satan.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: I'll go take her to Recovery Girl now.

Yu Takeyama: TAHNKS LEGO FOR THAT, WONDRFLL ATTIC TO MI EES
(Thanks Keigo for that wonderful attack to my eyes)

Tsunagu Hakamata: What is this. Are you blind or something

Tensei Iida: LeGo, aTtiC, E E S. I can't breathe. E E S .

Yu Takeyama: YEA

Ryuko Tatsumi: For fucks sake. Todoroki started up again. His laugh makes me want to eat my eyelashes.

Nishi Wisteria: Its not THAT bad

Yagi Toshinori: Im taking you to Recovery Girl for a hearing aid

Yu Takeyama: fuckily i cann still tiepe
(Luckily i can still type)

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: of course sweetie.

Ryuko Tatsumi: I can't tell if that last word was her being blind or just generally shit at spelling‐

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I think its both..

Hizashi Yamada: Shota its your turn! Do your best

Shinya Kamihara: didn't Emi just declare she wouldn't use her quirk on Shota?

Emi Fukukado: I don't intend to stray from that declaration. I'll just fist fight him like a man.

Tsunagu Hakamata: So a quirkless brawl? Like a bar fight

Shota Aizawa: This will be your loss. Im used to fighting quirkless.

Yu Takeyama: i beef in youu Emii
(I believe in you emi)

Tensei Iida: B E E F . B E E F . B E E F .

Kan Sekijiro: Someone take her phone away, im getting a migraine.