~Edit by Me~
Its her birthday today 🥺. You know the drill -->

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Rip Oboro lmao. It had to come eventually.

Also has anyone watched season 2 of the Umbrella Academy like woahh

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Also known as:
• i had to reread vigilantes for this
• I cried again, thats why this chapter sucksss
• oboro i love you sm
• the tearssss i hate it here
• hElP-

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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1st July 2100
Aizawas neck is a myth
~[09 : 21]~

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⚠️Slight Manga Spoilers⚠️
This is a deviation of Canon tho
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Yu Takeyama: Finally we have internships~

Yu Takeyama: Hellloooo

Yu Takeyama: Is everyone still in shock from the sports Festival??

Ryuko Tatsuma: Fucking yes

Yu Takeyama: It wasn't even that bad, your all being a bunch of piss babys

Kan Sekijiro: Your in denile, Yu. Denile.

Rumi Usagiyama: Its okay tho. We all deal with grief differently.

Keigo Takami: wAsn'T eVen ThAt bAd 🤡🤡

Shinya Kamihara: The whole thing was a disaster, worst than last year.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: HOW DID TSUNAGU GET FIRST PLACE??????

Tsunagu Hakamata: I don't even know myself

Enji Todoroki: Don't fucking remind me. This is all your fault Shittynori, why did you let him win.

Yagi Toshinori: I didn't lEt hIm wiN. He surprised me, thats all

Emi Fukukado: He surprised all of us. Don't worry.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Wot u so buff for mate.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Ill never tell.

Yagi Toshinori: He had abs of steel and i got scared and i froze and i hated it.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Ok im starting to take offense now.

Anakuro Hirooki: Don't lie, the whole thing was a shit show. Do i need to remind everyone of Shota vs Hizashi ?

Hizashi Yamada: I admit it could've gone better but-

Tensei Iida: "after you." "No you should hit first, sho!"

Keigo Takami: I fell asleep after the first half an hour.

Yu Takeyama: OK INTERNSHIPS, I DON'T WANT TO DIG UP THE TRAUMA I BURIED AHAHA.

Yagi Toshinori: Even that makes me ill.

Enji Todoroki: You fucking picked Torino, don't cry about it.

Yagi Toshinori: You dOn'T unDerStaNd.

Oboro Shirakumo: Me, nemuri and shota are going with his purple highness.

Anakuro Hirooki: Shota literally won't survive there, hph is too Tsunagu for everyone to handle.

Tsunagu Hakamata: I didn't know i was used as a scale?

Shota Aizawa: I did eeny meeny miny mo. Its not like i wanted this.

Rumi Usagiyama: Welcome to the family where all we do is suffer. We have a depressed emo; satan; lowkey stripper and her car; walking arson and so much more!

Shota Aizawa: The only sunshine we have is Hizashi Yamada.

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THAT day...
I hope everyone enjoys the flashbacks

Anakuro Hirooki: has anyone croaked it yet?

Yagi Toshinori: Yes. Me

Anakuro Hirooki: Has anyone important croaked it yet

Enji Todoroki: Nice

Keigo Takami: Enji you'll be dead if you don't get back to patrol. You know how ShE gets when you slack off-

Rumi Usagiyama: She's like Torino but less afraid of jail meaning shes a dragon thats been injected with coffee.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Are you three together?

Enji Todoroki: Sadly. We're with Mr. Satoshi's sister, and i fucking hate her.

Keigo Takami: She is very scary and shes looking over my shoulder fuck

Yagi Toshinori: I hope she shaves off Enji's eyebrows, i haven't had eyebrows in 3 years, karma.

Rumi Usagiyama: D'OnT giVe her IdeAs

Enji Todoroki: Ill fucking kill you in your sleep Shittynori.

Yagi Toshinori: Is that a promise?

Anakuro Hirooki: We're limiting your time with Shota. goddamn emo bitch.

Keigo Takami: Enji as soon as he read that: ➖👄➖

Hizashi Yamada: Yo, theres this massive villian that looks like an overweight dinosaur

Shota Aizawa: So it looks like Anakuro

Anakuro Hirooki: Die

Shota Aizawa: Okay

Keigo Takami: This literally just happened with Toshinori. I-

Oboro Shirakumo: Shota I'd appreciate it if you didn't go all Emo mode in front of these precious children

Tensei Iida: C H I L D R E N

Oboro Shirakumo: Surprise Shota's a dad.

Yu Takeyama: we been knew sis.

Nemuri Kayama: I hate being serious but the Anakuro looking villian is really close to you and your merry band of goblins, Oboro.

Anakuro Hirooki: You can't say your being serious when you insulted me and a class of children.

Shota Aizawa: Holy shit that does look like Anakuro. Really ugly, just puked in my mouth.

Anakuro Hirooki: Oops your room is on fire. Anyone else.

Rumi Usagiyama: Why are you even at the dorms?

Ryuko Tatsuma: Ectoplasm got sick of her and sent her back. Understandable, the poor man was being tormented.

Shota Aizawa: holy shit oboro just died

Oboro Shirakumo: No. No i didn't.

Hizashi Yamada: ARE YOU OKAY?

Shota Aizawa: No Oboro bit the dust. He literally bit the buildings dust as it fell on him.

Yu Takeyama: I don't think building is healthy for you.

Enji Todoroki: Really? Well fuck, i guess i have to stop eating random buildings then. Damn.

Yagi Toshinori: Take your sarcasm, put it in a bag, throw the bag off a ravine and then follow it.

Nemuri Kayama: Holy shit are you guys ok though? This dinosaur guy has some intense bloodlust. From what i got his name is Garvey.

Tensei Iida: His name is Gravy? Isn't that what you put on a Sunday dinner.

Yu Takeyama: Actually piss off.

Shota Aizawa: A ton of bricks fell on Oboro.

Oboro Shirakumo: No they missed me by half a centimeter.

Rumi Usagiyama: What the fuck sorta plot armour are you wearing??

Keigo Takami: God literally said "no. Stay down there. We don't want you here ew"

Oboro Shirakumo: Your making me wish i actually got crushed sis

Shota Aizawa: Sometimes i still hear his voice..

Oboro Shirakumo: Ok AiZaWa have fun defeating Gravy on your own. Im taking the kids.

Enji Todoroki: He took the kids and called you Aizawa.

Yagi Toshinori: We can all read Enji.

Tensei Iida: I can barely read so-

Yu Takeyama: Piss off Tensei

Tensei Iida: That can't stop me because i don't know how to read 😎😎😎😎😎

Rumi Usagiyama: This whole conversation is a disaster. I hate this fucking family.

Shota Aizawa:

Hizashi Yamada: Sho please just go fight the villian. Im going to cry, yo.

Anakuro Hirooki: The sad 'yo'

Shota Aizawa: Only if Oboro cheers me on.

Oboro Shirakumo: I have a whole choreography planned out for this exact moment.

Nemuri Kayama: Hes dancing like a ballerina while i serenade the civilians.

Hizashi Yamada: Someone asked me to arrest you Nemuri.

Yu Takeyama: Im so glad im not anywhere near this disaster.

Keigo Takami: Legends say if you strain your ears you can hear a goose drowning, oh wait thats Nemuri's singing.

Nemuri Kayama: yOu'rE nOt fUnNy

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I have officially blessed Oboro Shirakumo with a full life. Celebrate.

This chapter sucks because i was crying while i wrote it, i had to reread THAT chapter to make sure i got details right. Hnnngh it sucks.

But Hizashi is looking like a straight up snack in that chapter like:

When his hair flops like 🥰🥰🥰

Im a big simp ➖👄➖

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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