I need to remind you of Midnight's original hero costume so-

Writers block literally sucks eggs. I blame it on Viridian (literally read it nOw) its been living in my mind rent free. Also fucking Netflix decided to release the second season of a show i liked agH.

So im soRrY :")
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Also known as:
• The death of everyones innocence
• Costume Swap!
• Yu Takeyama wants to be rich

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
• Rei Shirogane - Rei Todoroki

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3rd April 2101
Completely stable
~[16: 33]~

Nemuri Kayama: I think we should talk about hero costumes. Specifically Shota's.

Tsunagu Hakamata: There isn't much to talk about. Its disgustingly plain.

Shota Aizawa: I like it thanks.

Yu Takeyama: You look like a gardener that just got out of the potato fields in 1963.

Kan Sekijiro: Thats?? So?? Specific??

Yagi Toshinori: The potato fields of jUsTiCe

Enji Todoroki: This is why nobody fucking likes you.

Ryuko Tatsuma: Okay captain spandex-

Tensei Iida: Tbh

Tensei Iida: If anyone was captain spandex it would be Toshinori 👀

Anakuro Hirooki: Literally half the boys in this class are in skin tight shit. Why?

Emi Fukukado: They like to show off their man tits ofc

Nemuri Kayama: I mean if i had Enji's cup size id flaunt it~

Yu Takeyama: You dO tHo?

Keigo Takami: When did this turn into a girls boob meeting?

Oboro Shirakumo: i am eXtrEmeLy unComForTaBLe

Rumi Usagiyama: Its better than what you boys talk about, if yknow what i mean.

Hizashi Yamada: I don't?

Shota Aizawa: Back to hero costumes please. Anyone even breathes a word and i will boil your teeth.

Yu Takeyama: I think we should discuss Nem's

Tashiro Toyomitsu: She's literally naked

Nemuri Kayama: Technically i still wear a belt

Hizashi Yamada: No your naked, sit down

Keigo Takami: If you have to say technically your already in trouble.

Yagi Toshinori: I feel like i have to wash my eyes in bleach after every training session.

Nemuri Kayama: ur poor heterosexual eyes

Tomoko Shiretoko: Does it get chilly with your body on full display

Oboro Shirakumo: She has a jacket..?

Nemuri Kayama: Promoted to the favorite

Oboro Shirakumo: Not that she actually fastens it

Nemuri Kayama: D e m o t e d

Yu Takeyama: At least it isn't like Torino's with fucking wasHinG uP gLovEs

Tsunagu Hakamata: washing up gloves. I-

Yagi Toshinori: your missing the fact Enji has to make a flame beard because hes incapable of growing facial hair.

Anakuro Hirooki: Now that is sad. Even i could grow a beard.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Seriously though

Ryuko Tatsuma: Don't test her, she has pictures.

Shinya Kamihara: Are you not telling us something Hirooki...

Anakuro Hirooki: Im not telling you losers alot of things.

Enji Todoroki: Your spewing alot of shit for someone who still has a fucking baby face, Shittynori.

Emi Fukukado: He didn't deny his non existent ability to grow facial hair-

Enji Todoroki: I CAN FUCKING GROW FACIAL HAIR I JUST BURN IT OFF

Tensei Iida: Thats such a you problem. Can't relate.

Nemuri Kayama: LETS SWAP HERO COSTUMES

Tsunagu Hakamata: Absolutely not, my jeans are precious to me.

Rumi Usagiyama: You have to put Enji in Nemuri's costume or ill commit arson.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: You do that anyway sœ-

Oboro Shirakumo: do it do it do it do it do it

Enji Todoroki: I will pay you to fuck off

Yu Takeyama: You already pay me every Wednesday bitch

Ryuko Tatsuma: Woah what-

Yu Takeyama: yeah i got someone from support to link our bank accounts. You pay me 14000¥ every Wednesday. :)))

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I think thats iLLeGaL?

Enji Todoroki: FOR HOW FUCKING LONG?

Yu Takeyama: First year. Its honestly not my fault your so rich you didn't notice.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: How rich are you 👀👀

Tensei Iida: Your all money vULtuRes

Keigo Takami: Ok, if you get in Nemuri's hero costume i will pay you with money i don't have.

Rumi Usagiyama: Considering what her costume actually is. Id say this is stripping.
Ur a stripper Harry.

Anakuro Hirooki: Wrong show love.

Shota Aizawa: We'll let you deck Toshi square in the face?

Enji Todoroki: Ok give me it.

Yagi Toshinori: I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS

Anakuro Hirooki: I call dibs on the jeans!

Rumi Usagiyama: I want yours Toshinori, i think id rock it tbf.

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After Changing...
(Who swapped)

• Enji and Nemuri
• Toshinori and Rumi
• Mirai and Tomoko
• Anakuro and Tsunagu
• Tashiro and Shota
• Ryuko and Shinya
• Yu and Oboro
• Keigo and Hizashi
• Kazumi and Emi
• Kan and Tensei

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Anakuro Hirooki: Question for Tsunagu! How long is your fucking neck sis. This is covering my whole fucking head

Tsunagu Hakamata: Your just suffering from the absence of a neck. Your built like the hunchback of Notre Dame my guy.

Anakuro Hirooki: Im going to fucking Notre Dame you to an eternity in heLL you fucking worm

Emi Fukukado: Bad pun. 0/10

Nemuri Kayama: I told u this would be fun!

Rumi Usagiyama: I knew I'd rock your spandex Toshinori. How would you feel about making this switch permanent?

Yagi Toshinori: Uhm nO. I get you have a rabbit tail n that but for me, someone who lacks that addition...

Tensei Iida: Stop trying to be formal. Im too stupid.

Yagi Toshinori: Theres a huge hole in the ass. My ass is on display

Ryuko Tatsuma: I was wondering why you were scooting across the wall.

Yu Takeyama: DON'T SCOOT YOUR ASS ACROSS THE WALL YOU HEATHEN

Kan Sekijiro: I hate it here-

Mirai Sasaki: Thats literally all you ever say.

Tomoko Shiretoko: EVERYONE STOP AND APPRECIATE MIRAI IN MY COSTUME!

Tashiro Toyomitsu: It honestly doesn't look bad 👀

Tsunagu Hakamata: Could this be my bisexual awakening?

Mirai Sasaki: Im leaving before it gets awkward

Hizashi Yamada: Its a bit late :^)

Oboro Shirakumo: 1. I look stunning. 2. Enji is taking forever

Keigo Takami: For a costume that only has two pieces of clothing he's taking years.

Keigo Takami: Also Hizashi, how do you look dOwN? This neck spraker is very restricting-

Hizashi Yamada: Bend your whole body and don't drop anything-

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I honestly do feel like i just came off of the potato fields in 1963

Yu Takeyama: S E E

Enji Todoroki: Your fucking belt won't fit its way too tight

Nemuri Kayama: It'll be fine don't be a wuss.

Mirai Sasaki: It will not be fine, you can prevent this-

Enji Todoroki: Remember you did this.

Yagi Toshinori: AH YOU LOOK STUPID

Enji Todoroki: I can sTiLL buRn youR eyEs

Tensei Iida: Please do ➖👄➖

Tsunagu Hakamata: You weren't exaggerating when you said that belt was tight. Shit looks like it'll pop off any minute...

Shota Aizawa: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE US ACKNOWLEDGE THAT

Emi Fukukado: Oh you really fucked uP

Tsunagu Hakamata: Would you rather it just happen out of the blue

Anakuro Hirooki: Enji i swear to macaroni if that belt comes off and your sinning I'll end the world with my quirk.

Enji Todoroki: IF I FUCKING RUN IT'LL HAPPEN FASTER

Mirai Sasaki: It is. Inevitable...

Tashiro Toyomitsu: He's saying brace for impact.

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Oboro Shirakumo: MY POOR VIRGIN EYES

Rumi Usagiyama: Nice Enji. Nice.

Hizashi Yamada: I can't get married now 🌚

Yu Takeyama: *Cackles in Lesbian*

Anakuro Hirooki: *Pukes in Asexual*

Enji Todoroki: MY FUCKING

Enji Todoroki: D*I*G*N*I*T*Y

Ryuko Tatsuma: PLease don't set fire to the DORMS WHILE YOUR LIKE THAT

Rei Shirogane: What the hell is happening at your dorms? Your screaming like you just watched something important to you get burned.

Keigo Takami: Metaphorically or Literally? Because i just watched both my innocence and my limited edition Ectoplasm figure burn.

Shinya Kamihara: You will all thank me for this in the long run

•••Shinya Kamihara deleted the chat•••

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I haven't even been gone a week yet i feel like i was away for years. I literally haven't had any motivation to write anything hngg so apologies if this is bad, it was me trying to get back into my groove

Take some Hizashi as an apology 🥺

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