What a gorgeous man. This picture really brings out his hands
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Also known as:
• Fucking Fight Me Pls
• Sleeping Beauty
• Sucking Hero
• Ingenium: Origin
• bootylicious
• A story of pancakes

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Thursday 28th May 20XX
The circus
13 : 58

Shota Aizawa renamed group to 'The Circus'

Tsunagu Hakamata: Damn are you sTiLL pressed about that

Rumi Usagiyama: If he forgave us, i doubt we would all be here, bedridden with food poisoning–

Anakuro Hirooki: Thank God for the mandatory two days off after the Sports Festival...

Yu Takeyama: I can't believe you left a carton of milk out to fester for mOnthS, for the sole purpose of poisoning us. Were you pLanniNg thiS?

Shota Aizawa: i knew you would all piss me off at some point.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Tomorrow we're choosing our hero names. I mean, if we're better by then–

Nemuri Kayama: I already have mine planned out. I will be the sleepy hero: sleeping beauty~~

Emi Fukukado: Thats the funniest joke ive ever heard

Tashiro Toyomitsu: If sleeping beauty had your fashion sense it would be a whole new story‐

Kan Sekijiro: And I'm pretty sure thats copyright

Nemuri Kayama: All i hear is a bunch of crying smh

Yagi Toshinori: I've heard Torino is really strict when i comes to Hero names

Anakuro Hirooki: So its a no to the Sucking Hero?

Shinya Kamihara: There is no way that would be ok with any teacher–

Ryuko Tatsumi: I don't know man, Mr. Satoshi is pretty oblivious

Tensei Iida: Oo i picked mine on the morning of the Sports Festival. I am Ingenium.

Rumi Usagiyama: Wait thats actually pretty good–

Shota Aizawa: How did YOU come up with that

Tensei Iida: I was walking to school, all ready for the sports festival when my eyes happened to land on a mechanic called 'ingenium motors'. Yea, i basically stole it from a building

Ryuko Tatsumi: That is so unbelievably sad it hurts me

Tsunagu Hakamata: Im calling myself Best Jeanist in honor of the award i WILL win when i debut~~

Tomoko Shiretoko: I have never once heard of that award but if it contains the word 'jean' im sure you'll win it.

Enji Todoroki: Your jeans are fucking ugly and if i wasn't stuck in bed i would burn them.

Yagi Toshinori: Why are you angry now

Enji Todoroki: I had that fucking dream again and it was worse since im sick. So fuck you Toshinori, your bangs are dumb and your face is about as attractive as a snake with legs.

Keigo Takami: You're stiLL having that dream??

Rumi Usagiyama: God damn its been yEarS

Yu Takeyama: Theres a dream?!

Yagi Toshinori: Apparently he's been dreaming about me laughing at him being stuck behind a slow old lady on a flight of stairs since he was seven. I met him when we were twelve...

Hizashi Yamada: That explains alot of things..-

Nemuri Kayama: What are you calling yourself then, you walking profanity

Enji Todoroki: Fuck off

Anakuro Hirooki: Is that your hero name orrr

Yu Takeyama: Mines going to be 'bootylicious' because you know my ass is the best in japan~~

Shota Aizawa: I would not put my life in the hands of bootylicious

Enji Todoroki: Go run a fucking soap brand instead

Shota Aizawa: i would buy soap from bootylicious though

Yu Takeyama: Butt i can't think of any other names that incorporate my perfect ass...‐

Enji Todoroki: I saw that pun. Die.

Yagi Toshinori: Can somebody just inject him with a tranquilizer please

Rumi Usagiyama: I wanted my name to convey a message which is why i went with: Fucking Fight Me Pls. Its polite, straight to the point and just the right amount of aggression.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: No offense but i wouldn't want Fucking Fight Me Pls to save me from a collapsing building–

Keigo Takami: I can already picture the headlines

Keigo Takami: Fucking Fight Me Pls Dies After a Villian Fucking Fought Her and Won

Rumi Usagiyama: oK i hear you, cHicKeN

Keigo Takami: H a w k s .

Anakuro Hirooki: all i hear is cluck cluck

Kan Sekijiro: How about you Hirooki, you can't of just thought of being the Sucking Hero.

Anakuro Hirooki: My backup name was actually Thirteen because its an unlucky number.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: nOw wHY WOULD YOU–

Anakuro Hirooki: I don't have to explain myself to you. I really wanted to be called 666 but fucking Torino apparently kNew i would choose something sTuPid and made me tell him ahead of time.

Nemuri Kayama: He did that to me too. He rejected the name Chloroform like the fucking bitch he is.

Shota Aizawa: Again. I wouldn't put my life in the hands of Chloroform or the fucking devils number.

Hizashi Yamada: What do you have picked out Sho?

Shota Aizawa: I don't really want to be known so i couldn't care less.

Hizashi Yamada: If you still haven't chosen by tomorrow I'll help you out!! :3

Enji Todoroki: Get this disgusting lovey dovey shit off my phone before i burn the pancakes

Tsunagu Hakamata: Your making pancakes?? Im sliding down the banister as we speak~~~

Enji Todoroki: Yes and they're made with FRESH milk.

Shota Aizawa: Don't bitch about it when it was well deserved.

Enji Todoroki: There goes your shitty pancake. Next.

Yagi Toshinori: I love pancakes

Enji Todoroki: I already burnt yours as revenge for breathing

Yagi Toshinori: ITS NOT EVEN REAL

Enji Todoroki: ¸,ø¤º°'°º¤ø,¸ 🎀 𝐼 𝒹🌸𝓃'𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒 💕 🎀 ¸,ø¤º°'°º¤ø,¸

Nemuri Kayama: Just go tell that girl in Class B he likes something really embarrassing. You went to school with him so you should know.

Keigo Takami: Weell~ There was this one time he burnt another girls hair so bad she had to wear wigs for 3 years.

Rumi Usagiyama: and the time he fell off the second place podium and broke his ankle. All because Toshinori "Evily smirked" at him

Enji Todoroki: HE WAS FUCKING SMIRKING LIKE A SMUG BASTARD AND I WANTED TO PUSH HIM OFF BUT I FELL MYSELF.

Enji Todoroki: ALSO SAYO-FUCKING-NARA TO YOUR PANCAKES.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Quick, if you run to the class B dorms right now, you might make it back before you die

Yagi Toshinori: I started running over the minute Nemuri suggested it. I've been sat next to her this whole time.

<Yagi Toshinori sent an Image>
~Its a selfie of him and Rei~

Yu Takeyama: Damn thats rough bro

Mirai Sasaki: "Im so surprised the dorms are on fire again" said fucking nObody.

Nishi Wisteria: Please safely evacuate the building, or don't. I don't care anymore.

Keigo Takami: NOT ONLY DID YOU BURN THE PANCAKES BUT THE KITCHEN AS WELL. YOUR THE LOWEST OF THE LOW, ENJI TODOROKI.

Enji Todoroki: Go cry about it some more. Im never cooking again.

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What a rollercoaster this was–