Ooo, what could this be ^~

I say this in the least graphic way possible but i feel like my kidneys have been ripped out, scrambled, seasoned with salt, criticized by Gordon Ramsay and then pOurEd back into my body.

But how are you today?

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Also known as:
• I need to stop writing so many stories
• Spooky Scary Todoroki-kun
• its become a nightly ritual to listen to the oi oi oi
• Getting chased by a group of masked individuals

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
• Inko Raimura - Inko Midoriya
• Rei Shirogane - Rei Todoroki
• Mitsuki Kirameku - Mitsuki Bakugou

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31st October 2099
Spooky Children
~[06: 21]~

Rumi Usagiyama: I get that its Halloween but did you really have to go to this degree, Anakuro?

Yagi Toshinori: You got one too?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Why was i woken up at 6am to a cardboard cutout of Enji staring at me? That shits creepy man.

Anakuro Hirooki: I don't know what you mean

Rei Shirogane: Why did i get one?! How did you even get in my room–

Enji Todoroki: At least you didn't get one of Shittynori. I set fire to its stupid face.

Yagi Toshinori: Mental note to not show up in your room in the morning.

Rumi Usagiyama: Guess who got us permission to leave campus tonight~

Kan Sekijiro: hmm. You?

Rumi Usagiyama: Nope Keigo did but i cheered him on while he asked Torino.

Keigo Takami: It was surprising how fast he agreed...

Hizashi Yamada: Backtrack. Why would we need to leave the dorms tonight? I was just planning to sleep away the scares.

Nemuri Kayama: Dear Hizashi. Its Halloween and i know your a little pissbaby butyour going to need to suck it up tonight.

Shota Aizawa: Thank you for signing your death certificate. Please perish now :)

Emi Fukukado: Even you smiling over the phone is creepy.

Oboro Shirakumo: Oh yeah, we're all going to the woods tonight to share spooky stories and all that.

Hizashi Yamada: the WoOdS? The place where everyone stereotypically gets mUrdEreD?

Rumi Usagiyama: Thats the place!

Mitsuki Kirameku: Ha, sucks to be you.

Inko Raimura: *laughs in general education

Rei Shirogane: I bet my first born child you just jinxed us

Yagi Toshinori: Don't give away Enji's child like that.

Keigo Takami: I'm happy you asked because you three are joining us

Inko Raimura: >:(

Mitsuki Kirameku: Your just mad you have to cancel your date with HisAsHi

Yagi Toshinori: Im sorry who~~

Rei Shirogane: Her perfect hero course boyfriend Hisashi Midoriya~

Enji Todoroki: Ha Ha Ha Ha

Yagi Toshinori: Oh Congratulations Inko :')

Mirai Sasaki: Why the fuck is 'break up with your girlfriend' blasting at 6am?

Nemuri Kayama: I think its a message–

Inko Raimura: Don't worry Toshinori-kun! Your still one of my bestfriends

Yagi Toshinori: Yep yep yep

Anakuro Hirooki: You can rent my coffin for 1000¥.

Yu Takeyama: This HURTS to read. F for this man.

Rei Shirogane: Inko i love you. But i think its best you stop aggressively throwing salt in the gaping wound.

Ryuko Tatsumi: New topic before Toshinori starts crying. Are we dressing up tonight cos ive had my costume planned out since last year.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Duh, we're dressing up.

Tensei Iida: I'm going as a race car

Nemuri Kayama: And I'm the race car driver~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: And what soppy couple costume are the lovebirds going as?

Shota Aizawa: Mafia bosses. Don't assume the gun is fake.

Rumi Usagiyama: Im going as Tanjiro from Demon Slayer.

Shinya Kamihara: You just wanted an excuse to buy a katana didn't you.

Rumi Usagiyama: Of course. Who do you think i am~~~

Yagi Toshinori: Catch me going as Enji Todoroki. I stole his costume and everything to make it real

Enji Todoroki: Oh? Do you want me to set fire to your face to complete the look, fucking knockoff.

Enji Todoroki: Also fuck off because im going as you in your stupid skintight spandex shit.

Yagi Toshinori: Don't think you'd be able to pull of the hair, love.

Enji Todoroki: Oh?  W a t c h  m e

Tashiro Toyomitsu: And now they're having a fist fight. I hate this family.

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Get Spooky in July ;)
~[23 : 45]~

Shinya Kamihara: I know you said you got permission to be out late but i didn't know you meant THIS LATE.

Rumi Usagiyama: Torino was being really chill today

Yagi Toshinori: Peep my Enji Impression. Fuck off I'm Enji Todoroki and i want to set everyone on fire to satiate my problematic need for violence. Ugh sHiT.

Enji Todoroki: Check my Shittynori impersonation. I am Yagi Toshinori and i got decked my Nemuri's uncle~ i think I'm clever but my head is actually just full of BRICKS

Oboro Shirakumo: Thats lovely but where evem are we.

Hizashi Yamada: We're so far into the woods nobody would hear our screams

Keigo Takami: We're here

Ryuko Tatsumi: Yo this place is actually really nice. A clearing in the woods at night on Halloween. This'll be great

Anakuro Hirooki: Theres even little rocks to sit on, how quaint

Tsunagu Hakamata: Ok who's got some juicy gossip to spill then?

Anakuro Hirooki: Why does everyone instantly turn to look at me?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Im not sure. I guess we all thought you had some haunting stories from your part time job as SATAN

Anakuro Hirooki: I don't got shit. Not anything pg 13 anyway ;)

Enji Todoroki: Actually go jump in the lake. Ive heard your sins weigh you down until you drown.

Emi Fukukado: Thats not very Toshinori of you

Tomoko Shiretoko: I have some good ones. Just pick any aspect of the occult.

Rumi Usagiyama: Boo. Fictional stories are boring are as interesting as Shota. The real scary shit is looking up old murders that happened right here~

Yagi Toshinori: Yeah that would be nice if anyone had data.

Rei Shirogane: Please cut to Enji with his unlimited data, rich ass.

Enji Todoroki: dOn't TeLl tHem ThAt–

Ryuko Tatsumi: Yoink his phone and spill some murdery shit

Keigo Takami: This story says: A group of foreign hikers were brutally murdered yesterday by an unidentified masked group of individuals in a forest close to the prestigious UA High. The victims were so badly disfigured that it left the pro heros unsettled. The killlers haven't been found but the search is backed by many pro heros.

Anakuro Hirooki: Ooo? Would that be the woods we're in right now, lets go see if theres any left over blood.

Hizashi Yamada: And when was that lovely news article published? 10 years ago i hope :)

Keigo Takami: uh...yesterday–

Tensei Iida: Ok this is where i dip out. Getting murdered brutally? Not my thing chicken wing.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Does anyone see the three masked individuals hiding behind that tree hmm?

Enji Todoroki: Piss off, now is not the time to joke

Yagi Toshinori: Bit scared there

Mirai Sasaki: There is actually 3 people hiding behind that tree wow. Fate really said Fuck you.

Inko Raimura: Maybe they're just lost trick or treaters? It is Halloween

Mitsuki Kirameku: Ah yes i remember bringing a knife trick or treating with me when i was younger :)

Oboro Shirakumo: I mean Rumi is literally holding a Katana...

Yu Takeyama: I think you should attack these people with the Katana before they mug us

Rumi Usagiyama: You actually think this is real? Of course Torino confiscated it, this shits cardboard

Shinya Kamihara: Paper would've been more useful than cardboard

Keigo Takami: Have fun running on the ground, I'll be chilling at the dorms

Ryuko Tatsumi: Flight gang

Oboro Shirakumo: Flight ga– HOLY MOTHER OF ENJI, ONE OF THEM CAN FLOAT. FLIGHT GANG FLY

Yagi Toshinori: Who gave this midget a knife? And why is he specifically targeting me and Enji?

Anakuro Hirooki: I hate this.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Can't we just sacrifice Hizashi and let Shota clean up?

Hizashi Yamada: Hmm, maybe nO?

Yagi Toshinori: Enji hurry and set this child on fire so we can help the flight gang with the person who can float and oh my god. I know what this is.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: You don't think they would do THIS?

Emi Fukukado: i was just wondering why this masked murderer resembled that "demon" from a while back.

Anakuro Hirooki: TOMURA I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS UNHOLY

Enji Todoroki: I've always hated this crusty, zombie ungly bitch faced eczema hoe.

Tsunagu Hakamata: U n g l y

Rumi Usagiyama: New plan. Since they don't know we know who they are, we should just act like lunatics and scare them off

Anakuro Hirooki: So pretended we just escaped the psychiatric ward? Im always like that anyway

Mitsuki Kirameku: Luckily for you hehoes, i carry bombs with me everywhere i go

Kan Sekijiro: Please never say that in public

Nemuri Kayama: Ok everyone, act for an Oscar

Ryuko Tatsumi: I love Halloween.

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Uh hi, i had some tiny writers block recently so thats why this chapter took a little longer. Sorry 😔✋

Also as you saw at the top, im currently writing a fantasy au, yaay~
I don't think it'll be out for a long time but im teasing it so you suffer :)

Teaser ;))
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Izuku "Deku" Midoriya had always known he was intelligent. While all the other kids in his kingdom were roughhousing, he was voluntarily holed up in his small house reading mystery novels. Its was obvious he made up for his lack of raw strength with his crafty brain that seemed to run millions of miles a minute.

However Izuku was not one to brag, even though at the age of 18 he was considered one of the Kingdoms best detectives, a young prodigy, you wouldn't see him rubbing it in. He was humble. The teenager just wanted to solve the unsolvable, he wanted a real challenge however in a kingdom as peaceful as Rubidia, that was hard to find.

Rubidia was a large Kingdom, flourishing under the rule of its 8th king: Yagi Toshinori. He ruled with a warm yet firm presence, resulting in extremely low crime rates. Consequently, this made Izuku practically useless. The most interesting case he had solved this week was that of a missing cat, found 1 minute later under the owners table.

The boy wasn't mad he just wasn't content. He adored King Toshinori, always looking up to him as a child. Hell, he even met the man on multiple occasions and just as the stories say, his eyes were kinder than any others. Staring into them had the same effect as giving bread to a homeless man.
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Next Chapter -----> Happy New Century

Because fuck November, nothing good happens then. Im sorry if your birthday is in November but like your month sucks.