I hope the mAnGa readers are happy with what they brought on. Smh, im violently crying into a pillow.

⚠️⚠️I'll put a little thing at the end of the chapter if any of the manga readers wanna talk about chapter 281, because im sure we all need therapy now.⚠️⚠️
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Also known as:
• i literally had to listen to lofi hip hop to calm myself down
• i need jesus pls
• Also trying out a new layout so see if you like itt
• Fucking car crash
• you've heard of bees, get ready for ants.

This is 2000 words what the hell-

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Saturday 28th May 2101
Sextet of Chaos
~[22 : 40]~

Nemuri Kayama:
I have some spectacular news.

Shota Aizawa:
For some strange reason i highly doubt that?

Tensei Iida:
Nemuri what the fuck? Your not even on your phone at the moment, how are you texting?

Oboro Shirakumo:
I can clearly see Hizashi failing to play temple run on your phone. Am i on drugs? Did somebody spike the tea again?

Nemuri Kayama:
Im glad you asked my good disciples~

Nemuri Kayama:
Basically, i got the ever fabulous Mitsuki to connect my phone and my brain. Now i can text any time, anywhere.

Yagi Toshinori:
👁👄👁

Oboro Shirakumo:
You can dO tHaT?

Nemuri Kayama:
She said it shortens a persons lifespan by 30 years but hey. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Shota Aizawa:
You have ascended to a whole new level of stupid where it can actually be used as a weapon.

Yagi Toshinori:
One question; WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU-

Nemuri Kayama:
A brilliant segway into todays outing!

Hizashi Yamada:
Aren't we supposed to be on house arrest for lyric pranking the principal? The furthest we can go is the Mount Everant out the back?

Tensei Iida:
Oml I forgot about Mount Everant! I've been busy helping Anakuro move the Antfell Tower into Enji's room.

Shota Aizawa:
Its so obvious that this class has a problem? When did we start keeping ants as pets?

Oboro Shirakumo:
After Tashiro accidentally caused an infestation last year? Have you been living under a rock, we have a whole antcosystem

Yagi Toshinori:
Putting the word 'ant' in different words doesn't make you smart and being smart doesn't make you interesting.

Hizashi Yamada:
Im smart and interesting so eat an ant.

Tensei Iida:
Im proud of you finally gaining confidence Hizashi. Im guessing it was the air guitar on the table the other week?

Hizashi Yamada:
Its was very therapeutic.

Nemuri Kayama:
BACK TO ME SHIT STAINS

Nemuri Kayama:
I finally got my drivers license sooo~ ROADTRIP

Shota Aizawa:
As if you actually passed a drivers test, even if you did im positive you did it illegally.

Nemuri Kayama:
Whether it was legal or not is none of your concern, hobo. Just know we're sneaking out in about 10 minutes to find the nearest beach.

Yagi Toshinori:
House arrest??? Did you forget about that

Oboro Shirakumo:
Who the heck gave you a car? Who is the person stupid enough to gift you a metal death box?

Nemuri Kayama:
I knew you'd all be a bunch of piss babies about it. I've taken precautions so we don't get caught

1. Anakuro is going to cover for us if a teachers should investigate the dorms. They shouldn't though since they're also on house arrest lmao.

2. My mother gave me a car so shUt uP OboRo. I mean she didn't want to but i have some killer puppy eyes.

3. We can get out through the whole in the wall behind the discarded Nezu statue, that hole has been a godsend since first year.

So pack your shit and leTs gO.

Shota Aizawa:
I still refuse to believe you can drive.

Hizashi Yamada:
Wait did you get this phone implant so you could text and drive?

Oboro Shirakumo:
Thats iLLeGaL Nemuri,,,

Nemuri Kayama:
Technically im not texting, i just have to think really hArD.

Tensei Iida:
Someone wise once said: "If you have to say technically, you're already in trouble."

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Lets Drive I Guess...

Oboro Shirakumo:
So, i already hate it here?

Tensei Iida:
Nemuri this isn't even a car. This is an electric box on very flimsy wheels. Now, i don't want to jump to conclusions but i think your mother wants you dead.

Hizashi Yamada:
I tried to roll down the window and the window fell off. I think its on the road about 3 miles back-

Yagi Toshinori:
There wasn't even enough seats, how come i was voted into the boOt?

Nemuri Kayama:
All im hearing is waa waa waaa

Oboro Shirakumo:
Accurate portrayal of the noise I'll be making when i fall out this moving vehicle.

Nemuri Kayama:
What are you saying?

Oboro Shirakumo:
Im saying that your car door came off its hinges and ive been holding it in place for the last 20 minutes. I can only hold this door for so long.

Hizashi Yamada:
Its terrifying that Shota actually managed to fall asleep in this death trap?

Tensei Iida:
I think he passed out from inhaling too many of the funky fumes coming through the air conditioning. Fun times.

Hizashi Yamada:
SHOTA WAKE UP, FUNKY FUMES AREN'T THE COOL TYPE OF FUNKY. ONLY I'M THE COOL FUNKY. ONLY ME.

Oboro Shirakumo:
I'm funky too you loud cockatoo

Shota Aizawa:
Your about as funky as out of date cheese.

Nemuri Kayama:
I love that we're all bonding but im starting to think my car isn't the safest thing in the whole world.

Yagi Toshinori:
The fact thats all we've been discussing for the past 20 minutes yet you've only just noticed is sad.

Tensei Iida:
Come talk to me when you have an actual seat in the car, boot boy.

Nemuri Kayama:
Seriously though. One of the wheels keeps doing that thing shopping carts do. Y'know when one of the wheels suddenly gains sentience and starts having a seizure?

Hizashi Yamada:
WE'VE BEEN IN THIS CAR FOR TWO HOURS AND YOU'RE ONLY MENTIONING THIS NOW? WHEN WE'RE ON A ROAD NEXT TO A STEEP DROP?

Nemuri Kayama:
Surprise? I mean its been fine for the past 2 hours like you said so i think we're good..

Oboro Shirakumo:
You idiot. Have you not watched anime? The second you acknowledge your missing limb it'll hurt.

Shota Aizawa:
Your TV privileges have been revoked

Nemuri Kayama:
ShiT youR riGht-

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In the Midst of One Spicy Crash...

Oboro Shirakumo:
Where is jesus and why wON'T HE TAKE THE WHEEL?

Nemuri Kayama:
If i somehow manage to kill you all im not that sorry. If i go down your all coming with me.

Hizashi Yamada:
Thats so toxic im getting radiation poisoning. Wth

Yagi Toshinori:
PLEASE FOCUS ON NOT DRIVING INTO A TREE. I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE

Shota Aizawa:
Drive into a ravine. No balls.

Tensei Iida:
ShoTA nO

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Meanwhile With Class 1-Arson...

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Enji stop trying to set fire to the Ant Mahal.

Enji Todoroki:
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE AN ANT MAHAL IN THE FIRST PLACE???

Rumi Usagiyama:
The ants are gaining intelligence, they need structures

Kan Sekijiro:
That makes no sense at all.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Take your dog and cry about it.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
There is zero need to be this hostile at this time of night. Go to sleep.

Keigo Takami:
If we go to sleep Enji will set fire to our Antcosystem, Great Fire of London style.

Mirai Sasaki:
Im starting to think that wouldn't be so bad. Playing God with a bunch of feral ants would never end well.

Yu Takeyama:
My ants aren't feral Mirai. I trained them, nay, I RAISED THOSE ANTS

Nemuri Kayama:
Ok so uh. Funny story..

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Do i need to call an ambulance? Ive had them on speed dial since you left.

Nemuri Kayama:
Yes pLeAse. I accidentally drove into a ravine near the beach we went to in first year, i mean Shota MAY have prevoked it but yeah. Ambulance.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Lmao. Are the others okay?

Nemuri Kayama:
Tbh, the one thing ive learnt from my 18 years on this planet is that im immortal, so are the other 5.

Keigo Takami:
Did you perhaps hit your head when your car flew off a cliff?

Nemuri Kayama:
Think about it Keigo. How many times have we almost died? Specifically in a fire but details aren't important.

Nemuri Kayama:
Im 100% sure that we aren't wanted by the greater beings. I thought the ruler of hell would be braver than this.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Yeah you definitely have a concussion luv.

Enji Todoroki:
Did Shittynori finally kick the bucket? I'm asking because i definitely hope he did, yep thats it. Fuck you.

Rumi Usagiyama:
T s u n d e r e

Nemuri Kayama:
My point is proven when you see that all six of us are in fact ok. We just need a lift home. Also i broke my leg but that happens every Saturday night woOt.

Oboro Shirakumo:
I found my phone! Call me Nagito Komaeda because im very lucky that its still functional after falling out the window~~~~~

Yu Takeyama:
Oboro you sound sane right now, is Nem ok?

Oboro Shirakumo:
Yeah she's great, i think Shota got the worst of it but we all know he wanted this. Infact i believe he knocked himself out on purpose to avoid consequences. Good plan really

Tensei is crying because his phone has been split into 7 pieces. He keeps trying to fix it but its very pathetic.

Hizashi went to get help but he isn't really a climber. Remind me to take him rock climbing one day because this is painful to watch.

Nemuri probably has a light concussion even though she had and airbag. Like it takes a special skill to give yourself concussion through and airbag

Oh Toshinori is still in the boot, ill check.

Yeah he's fine too, a bit salty we forgot about him but fine.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
Shame isn't even the right word.

Ryuko Tatsuma:
I can't wait to see how your explaining this to Torino.

Nemuri Kayama:
Easy we were kidnapped. The kidnappers had beef with my family on my mothers side after she went into debt. They shoved us into a dodgy self driving car that was set to drive off a ravine, the signal was blocked until we reached the bottom of the ravine, we had to play dead until the kidnappers left. The kidnappers were two women and a man. The man had a panda quirk so he was the most recognizable out of the three. But i swear one of the females looked similar to my aunt. It was such a terribly traumatic experience that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Jesus fucking christ. Thats scarily specific, are we sure you didn't actually get kidnapped.

Oboro Shirakumo:
Nemuri you're a pathological liar which is both great and terrifying.

Kan Sekijiro:
First your uncle now your aunt? Its only a matter of time before yohr disowned.

Nemuri Kayama:
Ambulance is here! Places everyone, its time to put on a performance of a lifetime~~

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Tashiro Toyomitsu:
Why do these things always work, im crying.

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No clue where i went at the end uHH. Don't text and drive unless you wanna end up in a ravine. :^)

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Chapter 281 be like:

Okay have a nice day/night, drink water, wear a mask, get some sleep if your schedule is trash. I mean it SLeeP.