He is the resident pretty boy~. Also i swear the date is relevant for a chapter i have planned out. Its not 2099 for the crack
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Also known as:
• Welcome Shirakumo
• Friendships have been ruined
• Does anyone even read these?
• How to cheat with THEM

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
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In the month since the last convo,
Shirakumo was transferred into class 1-Arson and Nishi left.

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Saturday 18th July 2099
~ The Circus ~
19  : 51

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I cannot believe we actually drove Nishi into transferring classes. She was one of the few sane people left.

Oboro Shirakumo: Yeah but now you have me

Tomoko Shiretoko: thats nice but the way you've been gravitating toward the quintet of chaos makes us question if it was a loss or gain.

Nemuri Kayama: Whats the quintet of chaos?

Tensei Iida: I only know the Sextet of Chaos

Oboro Shirakumo: Hell yeah~

Enji Todoroki: I am not having another piece of shit on my shoe. No fucking thanks

Oboro Shirakumo: Don't worry, one day you'll be writing me love letters, Enji Todoroki~

Shinya Kamihara: That sounded like a threat‐

Yu Takeyama: Is sextet even a thing or is that Nemuri being Nemuri

Shota Aizawa: Look it up, its regretfully a thing.

Hizashi Yamada: Where is everyone, tonights supposed to be our first and probably last annual game night

Rumi Usagiyama: Im on the way back from the store with food, i bought alot using Enji's credit card~

Enji Todoroki: Wait one fucking second, i have questions

Keigo Takami: Get used to it, for all you know your future son will probably steal it to buy expensive shit for his green boyfriend.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Thats a couple of bold accusations there my bird–

Oboro Shirakumo: You all have alot of board games here, where does one buy this many, i need to know for personal reasons-

Tomoko Shiretoko: The night markets do some good stuff if you stay there long enough for the good shit.

Shinya Kamihara: Please don't talk like you buy drugs.

Emi Fukukado: Why did i get the task of dragging Mirai out of bed? Why couldn't i have gone to the store, huh?

Anakuro Hirooki: Stop crying and get him down here.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: What are we playing first?

Kan Sekijiro: Why are we texting this time

Anakuro Hirooki: c h a t f i c

Emi Fukukado: You can't go wrong with Uno

Ryuko Tatsumi: There are infact many ways you can go wrong with uno. I can list a couple hundred ways

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Sextet of Chaos
Same time and date

Tensei Iida: Nemuri did you do it

Nemuri Kayama: Yeah, i just finished. This is certainly going to be interesting~

Yagi Toshinori: Enji will straight up asphyxiate us if he found out about this. Please say you were at least prepared to die

Shota Aizawa: Have been since the day i became sentient

Nemuri Kayama: Thanks for teaching me that secret shuffling technique, Oboro.

Oboro Shirakumo: I've been ruining friendships in Uno since elementary school. I know how to cheat at literally every board and card game, its my only redeeming quality

Hizashi Yamada: You have plenty of redeeming qualities however being a Cheater is not one of them.

Tensei Iida: Everyone knows the plan right? Operation ruin Enji's night~

Nemuri Kayama: We're laying the +4's on thick

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The Circus
Round one of uno

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Has everyone got the right amount

Enji Todoroki: My cards are shit

Anakuro Hirooki: Why don't you yell that from the rooftops~

Keigo Takami: i have a bad feeling about this game

Rumi Usagiyama: Don't ruin Uno with your bad juju

Ryuko Tatsumi: I mean the amount of snickering coming out of THAT corner is indeed concerning.

Oboro Shirakumo: We're not THAT corner

Nemuri Kayama: Name us next time, coward

Tashiro Toyomitsu: We've been around once and Todoroki already has 16 cards. Im not saying this is a hate crime but this is definitely a hate crime.

Enji Todoroki: You fucking think?

Yu Takeyama: Please don't be angry after one loop. I know you have a low tolerance to stuff like this nay to everything but please cool it

Anakuro Hirooki: Tashiro i see that plus 2, use it or lose your kneecaps

Tashiro Toyomitsu: B u r n t h e w i t c h .

Shinya Kamihara: Friendships are about to be broken

Tomoko Shiretoko: Don't act like fucking Ghandi after you skipped me, sHinYa

Nemuri Kayama: I don't know whats going over there but our corner is thriving.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Its beyond strange that all six of you are almost at an Uno.

Oboro Shirakumo: Whaat? Its probably the way the cards were shuffled or something~

Tsunagu Hakamata: There is no way a shuffling technique has the ability to give me most of the green cards

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh you have greens? Yellow it is then

Enji Todoroki: Why the fuck am i getting all the cards?

Tensei Iida: Because you suck

Keigo Takami: Yo what are you four doingg?

Nemuri Kayama: We are commencing the ultimate attack

Tensei Iida: Yes, we have combined forces just to shred Enji Todoroki

Oboro Shirakumo: After many decades of conspiring~

Shota Aizawa: Why did i have to be a part of this?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Im crying, how did THEY get all the +4s?

Enji Todoroki: WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND, I DON'T REMEMBER AGREEING TO SIT NEXT TO SHITTYKUMO?

Oboro Shirakumo: You didn't complain when i sat down so i thought it was because of our loving relationship.

Rumi Usagiyama: That is the most cards ive seen a single person have in a game of uno‐

Yagi Toshinori: And to top it off, i won~

Tomoko Shiretoko: TODOROKI WAIT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FIREPROOF THE UNO CARDS YET–

Emi Fukukado: Does Toshinori's win count if the game is just a pile of ashes?

Enji Todoroki: No

Yagi Toshinori: Yes it does. You can't deny it happened Enji. You can't erase the past, only the present and in the present your being a bitch~

Tensei Iida: Thats our cue to run and lock the doors :)

Enji Todoroki: You think doors can stop me? Fucking laughable.

Oboro Shirakumo: I think we should just fly to a different country on my cloud. Its a tight fit but id rather that over being killed by the love of my life

Shota Aizawa: What are you even–

Tsunagu Hakamata: I don't think Shota would mind Hizashi sitting on his lap~

Shota Aizawa: Can i kill him PLEASE

Tomoko Shiretoko: Todoroki you owe me an Uno deck.

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Shirakumo and Enji are not a thing lmao
I tried molding it out of Shoto and Bakugou's "friendship"