(Edit-by-me :3)

I feel like we've come full circle. Im sAD-

Has anyone seen that video where they hit that huge ass spider with a broom and it turns into a shit ton of baby spiders.. yeah this is that.
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Also known as:
• We've seen roaches, bees and ants..
• its time for spiders.
• everyone gets aggressive when scared

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen - Astrohoe
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Lets set the scene, bAre wiTh mE.

Its class movie night, something they started doing in second year in order to bond and shit. Tonight they are watching a horror film, picked by Anakuro of course. After burning the dorms down countless times, Torino finally installed a cinema room.

It was a well a well known fact Hizashi hated horror so he opted to fall asleep, his head on Aizawa's lap as said emo man played with his blonde hair. Shota was half asleep too.

Nemuri and Yu were sat directly behind the pair, their legs resting atop the red plush chairs, much to Aizawa's annoyance. They were making fun of random influencers on Instagram like the bitches they are.

Anakuro was sat on top of the newly bought popcorn machine while trying to land small pieces in Oboro's mouth while he layed on his cloud above Nemuri.

Enji, Tsunagu, Rumi and Keigo (their squad name is 'The Flat Earthers') were all intently watching the film, criticizing every minor discrepancy with an intense venom. They're all movie reviewers.

Tensei was drawing inapropro things on Toshinori's arms while he slept. He was going for a full tattoo sleeve. Halfway through his artistic journey, Toshi woke up and they starter having a drawing war on eachother.

Ryuko and Shinya were quietly enjoying the movie as well as eachothers company. Occasionally sending looks if disapproval to their classmates.

Mirai had fallen asleep hours ago, he was basically dead to the world. So, Tomoko used this as her chance to paint his nails bright green while Emi was frantically trying to stop her. Tashiro, Kazumi and Kan had decided to join in, all atrociously painting his left hand.

Everything was going gReAt...

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30th August 2101
Minecraft with the boys
~[00 : 11]~

Enji Todoroki:
This movie is shit.

Rumi Usagiyama:
Its so obvious who the killer is. Come on, the main character is stuPid

Ryuko Tatsuma:
No spoiling. Even though i have a pretty good guess, there could be a plot twist.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Shota. You need to stop saying mood whenever somebody is killed and go to sleep, ok?

Shota Aizawa:
She just got decapitated. Mood.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Oboro stop moving, i told you i can make it.

Oboro Shirakumo:
I don't think you canWOAH WHAT IS THAT

Yu Takeyama:
W h a t - i s - t h a t shahhaj

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Holy fucking shit. Thats a huge ass spidEr? Are we in Australia or something.

Enji Todoroki:
Fuck this. It looks like it crawled out of the dodgy end of hell. That all the higher class demons avoid. Fuck this

Oboro Shirakumo:
Theres a dodgy end of hell?

Yagi Toshinori:
Enji would know.

Nemuri Kayama:
Is it dead? It looks dead. I hope its dead.

Anakuro Hirooki:
You shouldn't wish death on any being, no matter how hideous the motherfucker is. Have you ever caught me telling enji to die?

Enji Todoroki:
You send me fucking fairy comments on a daily basis. Todays was:
just hang in there🥰💖🌈✨then kick the chair over🙈😙🌈💖
Pacifist my fucking ass you astrohoe.

Nemuri Kayama changed Anakuro Hirooki's name to astrohoe

Astrohoe:
Fuck all of you, i hope the spider is alive. Actually no i don't because its scary.

Tomoko Shiretoko:
The almighty, fearless Hirooki has fallen what are we to do?

Tensei Iida:
Someone needs to check if its alive, not me though because i just vroke mi fjeger

Keigo Takami:
ISN'T THAT A LITTLE EXTREME, SEI?

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Enji go see if the spiders alive. Are you still scared

Enji Todoroki:
HELL FUCKING YES I'M STILL SCARED

Tsunagu Hakamata:
The first step to becoming a man is admitting your fears. Welcome to manhood sis. Im scared of curtains with the weird tassels :)

Yu Takeyama:
Toshinori your the automatic next pick. Off you trot.

Yagi Toshinori:
ITS ALIVE FUCKTHISFUCKTHISFUCKTHIS

Rumi Usagiyama:
You basically just teleported away from the spider wtf? Its tiny

Astrohoe:
It'S tiNy 🤡🤡🤡🤡 This bitch is the same size as Enji's fucking mammoth hands. Shut.

Shota Aizawa:
Don't wake Zashi up or say gOodByE to your KNEECAPS

Oboro Shirakumo:
WHY IS IT MOVING SO FAST. TENSEI HAS NOTHING ON THIS ARACHNID THOT. HOLY SHIT

Keigo Takami:
Sucks to be on the ground. Haha~ 🤪🖕

Keigo Takami:
I TAKE THAT BACK. I FORGOT THEY COULD DEFY GRAVITY, ITS CLIMBING UP THE WALL WHAT IF IT JUMPS. WHAT IF IT FUCKING JUMSPSLSJMQM

Emi Fukukado:
The cinema room was a mistake. The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.The cinema room was a mistake.

Astrohoe:
Don't blame the cinema room, you piece of sentient dOg shit.

Shota Aizawa:
JUST GET A FUCKING BROOM, FOR FUCKS SAKE. MAN UP.

Enji Todoroki:
No YOU man up. I fucking see you sNeAkiLy backing away. Fuck you and your stupid face

Shota Aizawa:
No fuck you. If Hizashi wakes up and sees this bloodthirsty spider on the move he's going to scream bloody murder. Ouchie Enji. OuchiEe

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
Yeah Enji. Ouchie, catch up.

Tensei Iida:
I HAVE A BROOM, WHO'S WILLING TO WACC

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
Haha fuck that. Your holding it so bye bitch.

Nemuri Kayama:
We'll cheer you on from behind the popcorn machine. woo you can do it, believe

Tsunagu Hakamata:
THAT DOESN'T MEAN AGGRESSIVELY SWEEP IT OVER YOU FUCKING HORSE-FACED ROTTEN CHEESY PUFF LOOKING ASSHOLE.

Hizashi Yamada:
Why is everyone being so loud? Thats my job yohoho WHAT IS THAT

Shinya Kamihara:
We've already done this, old news. Next.

Shota Aizawa:
Breathe zashi, breathe. Its dead, it can't hurt you.

Hizashi Yamada:
What if it haunts me as an evil spider ghost Sho? Evil spider ghosts are worse :(

Astrohoe:
Shit Hizashi. Your melting my shriveled rotten heart wtf. Pure baby

Tensei Iida:
UHhh we have a MASSIVE PROBLEM

Yu Takeyama:
WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THE MINI DEMONS COME FROM?

Tomoko Shiretoko:
We just killed a pregnant woman. Shame on us, dishonor on our cows.

Kan Sekijiro:
Ohohoho this is it. This is hell.

Nemuri Kayama:
I just watched Hizashi's soul leave his body as he passed out in Shota's arms. Bahgvaygv

Yu Takeyama:
THE BABIES ARE MOUNTING ME, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT BUT THE BABIES ARE MOUNTING ME

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Enji just light this place on fire. I can't be bothered.

Astrohoe:
MY CINEMA ROOM :,((

Nemuri Kayama:
Fuk yer cinema room. Theres spiders in my vAgiNaL rEgIOn‐

Yagi Toshinori:
Burn her too. Please n thanks

Rumi Usagiyama:
Theres something majestic about watching Enji let out a war cry before combusting in one massive explosion. Brings a tear to my eye, the smoke does too but thats not the point.

Emi Fukukado:
Enji's "war cry" was a disappointing mixture of the sound you make when you drop the toaster on your foot and the scream you let out when you watch Yu drop your antique gnome from the pre quirk era.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
And thats on Emi Fukukado?

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So funny story. Today i actually went outside, woah.

I was sat on a hill with my friends when this guy came over and started giving us his life story on how he started smoking? Then we met an 11 year old who was actually smoking and that was wack. Don't smoke, your lungs find it mean.

Then a random 7 year old came over and told us the story of how she punched a 5 year old in the nose for being annoying. Icon.

Honestly this is why i don't leave the house.

Hot take: how old do you think i am? Im curious, if you get it right ill give you a winky face with 5 mouths.

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