^^ Chuuya is literally so gorgeous. They did him so dirty at the end of season three, im rolling–
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Also known as:
• Run Bitch, Run
• Lungs? Gone, melted and dancing
• RIP to All the Sparrows
• Don't hold in Anger Pls
• Nemuri's Uncle: Where is he now?

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Friday 24th July 2099
~ The Circus ~
22 : 02

Yu Takeyama: We are going home today right?

Anakuro Hirooki: Id rather live in the woods than walk back for 15 hours

Yagi Toshinori: mom said the bus was on its way. It should be here within the next hour

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Thank God nothing seriously bad can happen in an hour

Tomoko Shiretoko: I thought we established we have the ability to jinx things easily...

Nemuri Kayama: Hows holding your anger working out, Enji?

Enji Todoroki: Fantastic

Tensei Iida: Your eyebrows are pointing higher than my hope for success

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: I have to agree, you look like you could actually explode any minute now

Keigo Takami: Just keep Toshinori at least three meters away from him and we'll live long happy lives.

Enji Todoroki: Im taking a fucking nap. Wake me up when the bus is here

Oboro Shirakumo: Sweet Dreams xx

20 minutes of actual socialisation around the campfire later...

Rumi Usagiyama: Ha dreams....

Keigo Takami: No, you don't think he would....

Nemuri Kayama: Whats up with this nostalgic smell? It reminds me of the good old days~

Yu Takeyama: We have literally been gone for 5 days Nem.

Kan Sekijiro: This does smell familiar though. I can't seem put my finger on it though. A barbecue maybe?

Oboro Shirakumo: I don't want to know why you can't recognize the smell of smoke...

Hizashi Yamada: Oh thats something you get desensitized to in this class

Ryuko Tatsumi: Yeaah... smoke n fire shit...

Shinya Kamihara: S M O K E !

Rumi Usagiyama: Please be a surprise barbecue. Please be a surprise barbecue. Please be a surprise barbecue. Please be a surprise barbecue. Please be a

Anakuro Hirooki: i do not want to turn this corner. I nominate Toshinori because this was probably his fault.

Yagi Toshinori: ITS A DREAM. ITS NOT REAL

Yagi Toshinori: Holy shit thats alot of fire—

Nemuri Kayama: Your just exaggerating right, its just a small thing– oh never mind thats a massively huge fire

Keigo Takami: WE CAN'T PUT THAT OUT

Enji Todoroki: I don't condone this but it felt great

Tensei Iida: ITS SPREADING FASTER THAN THE RUMOURS OF NEMURI WETTING THE BED UNTIL SHE WAS TWELVE–

Shota Aizawa: I heard about that before i even knew you

Tomoko Shiretoko: This whole forest is leaving faster than my dad did wgen i was born‐

Emi Fukukado: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET MORBID

Ryuko Tatsumi: I didn't know fire spread THAT quickly... damn, im out here learning shit.

Anakuro Hirooki: Smokey says only you can prevent forest fires. So Tsunagu go prevent it from spreading

Tsunagu Hakamata: And what the fuck am i supposed to do?? Pull its pants down???

Oboro Shirakumo: I smell roasted sparrow. Just like Enji's son~

Kan Sekijiro: That is MESSED UP

Rumi Usagiyama: Is this fire wiping out a whole species of bird???

Tensei Iida: Nooo of course not. i hope.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: WHY DOES NOBODY IN THIS CLASS HAVE A WATER QUIRK. THIS IS WHY CLASS B IS BETTER

Yu Takeyama: Oboro can your cloud rain??

Oboro Shirakumo: No and even if it did, have u seen how big this fire is?? Its at least 10 trees.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: From now on im traveling with a fire extinguisher :))

Anakuro Hirooki: If only life was like minecraft. Then we could punch down all the surrounding trees~

Ryuko Tatsumi: Or just pour a convenient bucket of water over the top of all the trees~

Shota Aizawa: i doubt now is a great time to discuss video games

Keigo Takami: HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO THE GOVERNMENT????

Nemuri Kayama: ....my uncle?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Overused exuse, probably won't work in this situation~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: What even happened to that poor man

Tensei Iida: He owns a farm in the countryside. You probably get your potatoes from him

Hizashi Yamada: We visit him sometimes, he's loaded now–

Mirai Sasaki: Wasn't expecting that outcome like...

Emi Fukukado: FIRE

Yagi Toshinori: I forgot about that for a second

Yu Takeyama: My lungs are about to jump out my mouth, do a little dance and then melt on the floor in front of me–

Keigo Takami: My lungs are being cooked to perfection inside my chest. Gordon Ramsey is quaking.

Anakuro Hirooki: Not that this is a competition or anything but my lungs have literally melted and become one with my blood

Hizashi Yamada: Gross lets move on–

Yagi Toshinori: Wait is that the honking of a bus?

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: IT IS!

Enji Todoroki: FUCKING RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK. THIS FIRE WAS CAUSED BY A LIGHTNING STRIKE, WE'RE JUST SCARED TEENAGERS.

Shota Aizawa: Is that Torino on the bus with Shimura and Tenko...

Yagi Toshinori: M O M

Ryuko Tatsumi: Torino already knew this fire was our doing. You can try tell him otherwise but he definitely knows

Shota Aizawa: Just get on the bus and ignore all your flaming problems.

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Tsunagu Hakamata: I've never been more happy to be on a bus.

Rumi Usagiyama: Half of the class is knocked out, these seats have never been comfier~

Tensei Iida: Can someone stop Hizashi and Shota from being so cute together. Im so jelous i could make a convincing voodoo doll and drown it in a dirty puddle

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Thats eerily specific–

Nemuri Kayama: HA Tensei, can't relate

Yu Takeyama: Nemuri your great but i literally can't stand sitting next to you on a bus . Xx

Shota Aizawa: You wriggle around too much, its irritating.

Nemuri Kayama: Go back to sleep hobo, Hizashi needs cuddles

Rumi Usagiyama: Ok but whys Tenko sat with Enji. Last time i checked they hate eachother...

Tsunagu Hakamata: oh they do. Yagi just wanted to sit next to Nana on the way back~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: They keep glaring at eachother and i can see Tenko threatening to take his glove off–

Yagi Toshinori: Don't let him take the glove off please~ oh this is Nana by the way, Toshi fell asleep

Yu Takeyama: Nana i love you now please tell me how to annoy Torino without him bending my elbows

Yagi Toshinori: I will tomorrow, i think you kids should sleep now. Setting a devastating forest fire is tiring.

Tensei Iida: That was not us. We are just scared children who almost got a little too toasty

Yagi Toshinori: Ok sure. Did you know that natural forest fire made a rare species of sparrow go extinct?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Oooh thats not good–

Yagi Toshinori: Indeed. I would NOT check the news tomorrow :)

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Alls well that ends well riight...?

Thank God they made it to summer vacation! Beaches, Pools, Theme Parks, etc.
Nothing could ever go wrong there~

Next Time on The Life of Class 1-Arson: The Beach Episode