I love him so much, he's an absolute precious bean.
Not sure what this chapter is..
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Also known as:
• The war of Class 1-Arson
• Strangest Confession of Love..?
• The Chaotics vs The Fuck Yous
• The Sensibles just watch~

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Thursday 23rd July 2099
~ The Circus ~
10 : 45

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I have literally just woken up. What the fuck are you all doing.

Nemuri Kayama: Its time to pick side Tashiro Toyomitsu.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Why are you wearing animal hide, where are your actual clothes? Where is everyone else? Im way too tired for this shit.

Oboro Shirakumo: There was a war. A terrible, awful, frightening war. Our country was forced to split in three. The war rages on. My crops have been destroyed–

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Im this close to a mental breakdown. Can someone explain without crying about non existent crops

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: This morning everyone got into a massive argument about something stupid, im pretty sure everyone was grumpy from sleeping on concrete but whatever. Anyway, the class split up and now we're at war. : )

Tensei Iida: Theres nothing stupid about calling Enji out for eating the last of our marshmallows

Enji Todoroki: Say it to my fucking face you turbo rat bastard

Ryuko Tatsumi: You might wanna start being nicer to us Enji Todoroki. After all, we have your son.

Enji Todoroki: You can't hurt him especially not with fucking pacifist Anakuro there.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: sON? Im sorry how long was i asleep–

Shinya Kamihara: Todoroki adopted a bird and its his son now. Well that was until Keigo stole it.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I need a full explanation here. I've just been tossed into a three way war??

Kan Sekijiro: Well after the argument, the class split up in three groups.
The Sensibles: me, Kazumi, Shinya and Mirai. We're just watching this mess unfold with popcorn

The Chaotics: sextet of chaos, Ryuko, Anakuro, Yu and Keigo. They're just being a bunch of crackheads and its slightly threatening...

The Fuck Yous: Enji, Rumi, Tomoko, Emi and Tsunagu. The aggression is the scariest thing ive seen all week and i almost got eaten by a bear...

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Im taking it you will be joining the Sensibles as we go about our day trying to ignore this?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Abso-fucking-lutely

Anakuro Hirooki: Enji we're gunna cook your son and shove his corpse into the empty marshmallow bag

Rumi Usagiyama: What happened to pacifism??

Anakuro Hirooki: Pacifism doesn't do shit in war.

Shota Aizawa: The fact you switch so easy should really tell you something about your character...

Enji Todoroki: We're coming to rescue my son. Relish your last moments on this plain of existence before i destroy your diseased fucking bloodline. Every single person who shares a lick of blood with you will be exterminated in the hopes of wiping your teenage mutant ninja turtle DNA from this planet.

Yu Takeyama: The only thing you'll be rescuing is a small coffin filled with the bones we didn't eAt.

Tsunagu Hakamata: You wouldn't dare

Oboro Shirakumo: I've never had sparrow before. Its tasty~

Enji Todoroki: BASTARD. YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS. I WANT A DEATHMATCH WITH YOUR LEADER

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: You really are reminding me cavemen, its very entertaining.

Nemuri Kayama: A death match you say, well let me go over it with my second in command, Yu~?

Yu Takeyama: Muri you can't fight him! We're known for being a crazy mess not for being strong like them.

Nemuri Kayama: Its okay, Yu. I promise i won't die

Yu Takeyama: No you can't go. I haven't even told you how i feel yet

Mirai Sasaki: Well this certainly took an interesting turn.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Sekijiro pass me some popcorn

Nemuri Kayama: How you feel...?

Yu Takeyama: 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑵𝒆𝒎𝒖𝒓𝒊

Shota Aizawa: I know this is war but is this an actual thing

Tomoko Shiretoko: We can all agree this is weird right

Enji Todoroki: You can fucking say that again–

Tensei Iida: Oh worm? Nemuri look at youuu

Nemuri Kayama: Change of plans. Toshinori go fight Enji, you know the plan right Chaotics?

Oboro Shirakumo: All set ma'am~

Emi Fukukado: I don't like the sound of that...

Tsunagu Hakamata: RUMI YOU TRAITOR HOW COULD YOU LET THEM IN THE BASE, MY REMAINING JEANS WERE THERE

Rumi Usagiyama: Like i would actually join a bunch of needlessly aggressive dogs infected with the deadliest form of rabies.

Shinya Kamihara: Did Toshinori just-?

Enji Todoroki: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU DIRTY ASS WACK ASS BITCH. I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN YAGI TOSHINORI YOU WON'T BE SAFE FROM MY WRATH EVER, NOT IN AMERICA OR AUSTRALIA I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WITH A METAPHORICAL KNIFE TO YOUR METAPHORICAL THROAT. THEN ONE DAY I WILL STAB YOU IN THE CHEST JUST IN THE PERFECT SPOT SO YOU WON'TDIE BUT IT WILL HURT LIKE ALL 9 CIRCLES OF HELL COMBINED. AFTER THAT I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE AND LET YOU RECOVER JUST SO I CAN RUN YOU OVER THE SECOND YOU LEAVE THE HOSPITAL. YOU WON'T LIVE TO SEE THE NEXT SOLAR ECLIPSE.

Yagi Toshinori: When did i ask.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: The fact he can type that out while being swallowed by ants is a talent. Good on him.

Hizashi Yamada: Thats really extreme. Nemuri please knock him out before he turns the forest to ash

Kan Sekijiro: Yo when did Emi and Shiretoko pass out...?

Shota Aizawa: I just smiled at Emi and Keigo pretended to be a Wendigo

Tsunagu Hakamata: As the last remaining member of the Fuck Yous, i ask for a truse~

Yu Takeyama: We gladly accept your surrender, you weak puff pastry bitch.

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The Circus
23 : 36

Enji Todoroki: I can't fucking believe you fucking surrendered to those shitty Chaotics

Oboro Shirakumo: Morning sunshine, the big bad bugs are all gone now so don't worry~

Tsunagu Hakamata: Apologies my dear leader but you weren't exactly charging into battle after being attacked by some ants

Hizashi Yamada: Ants are scary Tsunagu. Don't underestimate their power or they'll stuff you in an anthill upside down.

Keigo Takami: Can we address this whole Confession of love thing because im not sure if you were joking or not

Yu Takeyama: Oh i was joking~

Tensei Iida: Aww really? I thought Muri actually found a soulmate :((

Nemuri Kayama: Why would she need to confess to me when we've been dating since a week after the Sports Festival~~

Tensei Iida: NEMURI OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOU GO. I LOVE YOU SM CONGRATULATIONS

Hizashi Yamada: LOOK AT YOU GETTING A GIRLFRIEND

Shota Aizawa: Im refusing any future double dates but congrats or whatever

Mirai Sasaki: Can we keep the squeals to a minimum. They bounce off the walls

Anakuro Hirooki: What a weird way to announce your dating. I look up to you Nemuri.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Thank god this is our last night here. I don't think it could get any worse than war too.

Keigo Takami: Im still not sorrh about eating your son Enji.

Oboro Shirakumo: Tasted kind of exotic

Enji Todoroki: I will not hesitate to invert your kneecaps so they face the fucking sun.

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Next time on The lives of Class 1-Arson: The Fire
Im sure you knew this was going to happen. Lets just say there won't be a forest there by the time they leave for home...

Im lowkey starting to stan Yu x Nemuri tho...~

> I wanted to add another little something that will be important later on too:

~ Yu Takeyama has a younger cousin who is extremely foul mouthed and annoying. She always gets roped into babysitting him. She prefers his green bestfriend more and she alwaya makes sure Katsuki Bakugou knows it.