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Also known as:
• Enji Todoroki is an Annoying Sleeper
• The Shimura's
• One with Nature ft. Rumi
• Anger Management
• The true meaning of Fuck

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

~ This Chapter Only ~

• Tenko Shimura - Tomura Shigaraki
• Nana Shimura

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Tuesday 21st July 2099
~ The Circus ~
07 : 01

Yu Takeyama: Whats nicer than being woken up at the ass crack of dawn by stupid birds

Keigo Takami: I choose to take offense to that

Rumi Usagiyama: Ive been awake for hours

Oboro Shirakumo: Where even are you, i watched you leave but i haven't seen you come back.

Tensei Iida: Did you finally die, is there actually a murderer here

Shota Aizawa: I hope not. The prospect of meeting a new person makes me sick.

Shinya Kamihara: Did you miss the part where we said murderer

Shota Aizawa: A murderer is still a person and i don't want to talk to them.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I don't know one person who would??? Except Shittykuro.

Anakuro Hirooki: Murderers are cool shut up and die in a tree

Ryuko Tatsumi: I see your grumpy today

Tensei Iida: uh Rumi what the fuck is that

Rumi Usagiyama: Animal hide

Tsunagu Hakamata: We gathered that but why are you wearing it and where are your other clothes.

Rumi Usagiyama: I used them to fuel the fire that i made to cook the boar i killed.

Emi Fukukado: We've literally spent a whole 24 hours here and Rumi has already gone savage.

Enji Todoroki: I hate it here. I barely fucking slept thanks to you Shittynori

Yagi Toshinori: Back the frick up sir. YOU were the one who tried to smother me to death 5 times last night.

Yagi Toshinori: Plus you snore so much. At one point i literally thought the tent would cave in due to the vibrations your mouth was making.

Yagi Toshinori: And don't even get me started on how much you shuffle around. JESUS CHRIST HOW HARD IS IT TO STAY STILL?! You make me heavily consider murder.

Oboro Shirakumo: Damn Toshi, you made THE Enji Todoroki go red in the face with embarrassment.

Enji Todoroki: Im holding in my anger, just like my therapist suggested. I will not rip out your eyes and stick them on a sock puppet. I will not feed your severed ears to a wild bear.

Nemuri Kayama: I've been to alot of therapists in my life and none of them have told me to bottle up feelings.

Mirai Sasaki: Yes, that could lead to you exploding. And i mean that both emotionally and physically.

Shinya Kamihara: We are also in a forest so

Enji Todoroki: I WON'T FUCKING BLOW UP

Anakuro Hirooki: Sure. We all know burning down a forest is good for your mental health.

Nemuri Kayama: Never tried it.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Lets refrain from creating mass destruction please.

Rumi Usagiyama: My rabbit senses are tingling

Kan Sekijiro: Your what. I swear I've heard that before–

Keigo Takami: Shh. She does this when she senses danger

Kan Sekijiro: swear thats a thing already

Rumi Usagiyama: A storm is coming

Ryuko Tatsumi: Could've said it a little less ominously

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Don't ingnore the fact a storm is a TERRIBLE THING FOR US RIGHT NOW

Nemuri Kayama: Why? We can just go inside and play video games– oh i see what you mean now

Tsunagu Hakamata: I could've sworn i saw a tent get blown away~~

Yagi Toshinori: Do we even want to know whos it was...

Keigo Takami: FUCK IT WAS MINE

Rumi Usagiyama: Come Keigo, let us live in the trees together.

Keigo Takami: Yeah no thanks, im flying after our tent.

Tomko Shiretoko: Make sure you don't get struck by lightning

Tensei Iida: What lightning

Tensei Iida: Oh that lightning

Oboro Shirakumo: Im allowing people to take shelter under my cloud, 500¥ each.

Enji Todoroki: Id rather take my fucking chances in the tent.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Kuro who do you keep texting. I'm getting a feeling I've been replaced

Anakuro Hirooki: Toemura

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Who the fuck‐?

Yagi Toshinori: You still speak to Tenko? That sucks for me :)

Tensei Iida: Back up, back up when did Tenko start being called Toemura

Anakuro Hirooki: Tomura his edgy name. He's like twelve let him be strange.

Yagi Toshinori: Can you add him? We can persuade him to get Nana to pick us all up.

Yu Takeyama: Sounds like a MARVELOUS idea

Anakuro Hirooki added Tenko Shimura to the chat

Tenko Shimura: Hahahahaha

Tomoko Shiretoko: I came here to be rescued not mocked.

Yagi Toshinori: Tenko, sweet child~

Tenko Shimura: ew its you

Nemuri Kayama: LMAO HE HATES YOU

Ryuko Tatsumi: Todoroki. Stop. Laughing.

Oboro Shirakumo: Why does he hate you so much

Anakuro Hirooki: Because he ruins all the fucking fun

Yagi Toshinori: Summoning Satan isn't fun! Going to the park is fun. Anakuro's "pacifist" ass is a terrible influence on this impressionable child

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: LANGUAGE WE HAVE A YOUNG BOY WITH US NOW

Tenko Shimura: Fuck

Nemuri Kayama: Can't this lovely little shit back read~

Tsunagu Hakamata: indeed he can~

Tenko Shimura: You're all a fucking mess, especially you Enji Todoroki

Ryuko Tatsumi: Oh that stopped your laughing fit

Enji Todoroki: I will fucking come over there and pour sand in your shoes.

Keigo Takami: We are literally on the other side of the country and no where near a beach. Sit down.

Yagi Toshinori: TENKO. Is Nana at home with you?

Tenko Shimura: Mayhaps

Yu Takeyama: Little cretin, we need you to get her. mk?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Please don't have children

Tenko Shimura: Whats in it for me

Emi Fukukado: Who is teaching this child bargaining techniques??

Yagi Toshinori: Ill buy you two new games for the switch.

Rumi Usagiyama: Two new games?? Damn Toshinori whats making you want to leave so badly

Yagi Toshinori: You wouldn't understand if you weren't in that tent. The death threats he makes while unconscious worries me.

Oboro Shirakumo: Death threats too? Jesus Enji~

Enji Todoroki: ITS THAT FUCKING DREAM

Yagi Toshinori: IT ISN'T REAL FOR THE 700TH TIME, HOLY FUCK.

Tenko Shimura: Just fuck already

Emi Fukukado: W o a h .

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Child, do you know what that word even means.

Tenko Shimura: Yeah, im not stupid. Anakuro taught me it.

Shinya Kamihara: What does it mean, i don't trust Hirooki

Tenko Shimura: It means fight to the death.

Anakuro Hirooki: PAHAHAHA

Shota Aizawa: This is great. I have never loved life more.

Tsunagu Hakamata: I can't fucking breatheeee

Yagi Toshinori: Im going to add Nana now. I hope both you and Anakuro get hung, drawn and quartered.

Yagi Toshinori added Nana Shimura to the chat

Nana Shimura: Whats up, lovely children?

Yu Takeyama: Nana. Please, please just back read. You will not regret it.

Nana Shimura: ok?

Nana Shimura: LMAO THATS GREAT. GOOD ON YOU TOSHINORI!

Yagi Toshinori: Nana nO-

Tensei Iida: Enji deadass just started walking back. My chest hurts so much

Keigo Takami: Ill go pick him up and drop him in a lake. Its his choice if he wants to get out of it.

Yagi Toshinori: A lake sounds pretty good to die in right now.

Rumi Usagiyama: Nana we have ourselves a predicament and we need you to dig us out.

Nana Shimura: If its about the forest its a no can do~~

Hizashi Yamada: YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS??

Nana Shimura: Yeah but Torino paid me off with cake.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Dang, you're shallower than me~

Yagi Toshinori: i can buy you cake, mom pls

Nana Shimura: But its the FANCY cake Toshi. FANCY CAKE.

Yagi Toshinori: I can't buy you fancy cake!

Nemuri Kayama: He's crying.

Tenko Shimura: What a loser

Tashiro Toyomitsu: What am i reading?

Nana Shimura: Toshi to make up for sending you to the woods, ill save you some fancy cake, I'll even give you Tenko's slice.

Tenko Shimura: W h a t .

Enji Todoroki: Ha, what a loser. I hope Shittynori drops your cake on the floor in frint of you.

Kan Sekijiro: is this what happens when Todoroki finds someone he hates more than Toshinori?

Keigo Takami: dunno, this is the first time.

Nana Shimura: Anyway my children, be good and stay safe from the aggressive forest creatures. Byeee

Nana Shimura left the chat

Tsunagu Hakamata: Im sorry the what? TENKO WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT DARLING~~~

Tenko Shimura left the chat

Anakuro Hirooki: We're definitely going to die

Rumi Usagiyama: I wanna skin an aggressive forest creature!!!

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Aggressive forest creatures??
WhAt cOulD iT bE?¿