Currently crying at chapter 276 :'((
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Also Known as:
• The Sleeping Situation
• Magic Mushrooms
• A Wendigo bitch
• Anakuro Hirooki is still Pacifist

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Monday 20th July 2099
~ The Circus ~
19 : 34

Yu Takeyama: How many hours have we been fucking walking now??? 10?? 11??

Ryuko Tatsumi: About 13 and half

Tsunagu Hakamata: This is definitely child abuse right. I have to keep checking to see if i still have legs

Enji Todoroki: Weak. Fucking weak.

Yagi Toshinori: Shut up Enji we all know you run forward to sit on the benches before we get there

Nemuri Kayama: Haha imagine walking for 13 hours. Can't relate

Tensei Iida: Cloud gang. Cloud gang. Cloud gang-

Anakuro Hirooki: Let me on that fucking cloud or I'll cut off your nose

Oboro Shirakumo: Sorry, we're at maximum capacity with the three of us.

Keigo Takami: If only i having a loving partner who's willing to give you a piggyback for 13 hours. Rumi please

Rumi Usagiyama: You have wings, stop bitching and give ME a piggyback

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Aww but Aizawa and Yamada are really cute. They're the only thing keeping me from lying on the road. 💕💕

Mirai Sasaki: We're here.

Tsunagu Hakamata: This swamp is where we have to spend the week??

Tashiro Toyomitsu: The notes Torino left stop here so im guessing yes.

Emi Fukukado: Heyy look theres tents here~~

Yu Takeyama: How kind of Torino to leave us 10 tents for all 20 of us after making us walk 13 hours. Such a benevolent teacher, a rival only to Jesus~~~~~~~

Tomoko Shiretoko: Would i make it better or worse if i said the tents were assigned to each of us :)

Yagi Toshinori: Its like Torino wants to be assassinated

Emi Fukukado: WHY AM I WITH MIRAI AGAIN???

Yu Takeyama: Our loving teacher didn't even have the decency to split us up by gender. What a prick

Shota Aizawa: At least im with Hizashi

Tsunagu Hakamata: Ooo~~ what might you be doing in the tent, hmm

Shota Aizawa: plotting your murder.

Anakuro Hirooki: Why isn't there any food here? Shelters cool and all but wheres the fucking sustenance???

Rumi Usagiyama: Does that mean i can fight a bear for its meat, then use its skin for warmth??

Kan Sekijiro: This isn't the stone age.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Why don't we all split up? Some of us can go fishing while others scavenge berries!

Rumi Usagiyama: And i can hunt animals

Keigo Takami: I've been fishing before, piece of cake.

~

Enji Todoroki: 𝐻𝑒𝓎 𝒴𝒶𝑔𝒾 💕🌸🧚‍♀️

Ryuko Tatsumi: What the fuck is this

Yagi Toshinori: im feeling threatened

Enji Todoroki: 𝒲𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝒽𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂𝓈🥰🍄⭐

Mirai Sasaki: Those mushrooms are all incredibly poisonous. They are all a prime example of deadly food.

Yagi Toshinori: What the fuck, Enji??

Enji Todoroki: 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉, 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎? 🥺🌸😮

Ryuko Tatsumi: Three seconds. Enji Todoroki, you have three seconds to run before i rip out your spine and use it as a whip to beat your ass.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Is there any need...?

~

Keigo Takami: Yo, we totally have a huge fish!!

Shota Aizawa: Seriously? I can't seem to believe you.

Nemuri Kayama: It would've been a huge fish if it wasn't actually a rock.

Shota Aizawa: Really now.

Kan Sekijiro: Have you actually caught anything?

Tensei Iida: Yes and no

Tsunagu Hakamata: Elaborate~~

Yu Takeyama: Everytime we miraculously catch a fish fucking AnaKurO releases it before we can kill it

Anakuro Hirooki: My pacifist self cannot witness such blatant cruelty

Oboro Shirakumo: Go try poison Toshinori with Enji then

Anakuro Hirooki: No. I must prevent your satanic acts like the hero i am

Yagi Toshinori: I literally watch you and Tenko try and summon satan every Tuesday. Stop crying

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Im this close bludgeoning you instead of a fish

~

Rumi Usagiyama: The only animals around here are rabbits and it somehow feels wrong to hunt them

Tsunagu Hakamata: This is survival Rumi. Theres no time to sympathize with the food. If you do, you'll end up like Anakuro who is unconscious in the stream~~

Nishi Wisteria: I really dodged a bullet with this one.

Tensei Iida: Nishi please call the police or get Nezu. Its awful here. Please help

Nishi Wisteria: I'll be asleep in my bed at the class b dorms.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Dammit don't go-

Nishi Wisteria left the group

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Yu Takeyama: We come back with Food!!

Oboro Shirakumo: After we knocked out Kuro we managed to catch a shit ton of fish.

Emi Fukukado: Hell yeah lets eatt

Tashiro Toyomitsu: We need to cook it first-

Nemuri Kayama: ....

Nemuri Kayama: How do you start a fire

Yagi Toshinori: Actually leave. I vote to kick Nemuri from the camp

Tomoko Shiretoko: Although i agree, thats not how this works

Tensei Iida: We don't even need to know, we literally have a flaming man

Ryuko Tatsumi: I refuse to eat fish that was cooked on Todoroki. Disgusting

Enji Todoroki: Go find some fucking wood and make a campfire.

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Nemuri Kayama: Sitting here around a campfire gives me the urge to sing, right Tensei~

Shota Aizawa: You literally sound like a choking goose when you sing, so please spare our ears and don't.

Anakuro Hirooki: Isn't it kind of nice though? Sitting under the stars in the warm summer..~

Tsunagu Hakamata: Absolutely not, this is my personal hell. Theres bugs eveRywHere and i keep hallucinating a murder hiding in the trees.

Anakuro Hirooki: Yeaah, u right.

Yagi Toshinori: I don't think i feel safe sharing a tent with Enji. He's literally tried to kill me five times today.

Enji Todoroki: Six soon~♡

Ryuko Tatsumi: Stop doing that, you look like my sleep paralysis demon when you smile.

Yu Takeyama: I hope Torino chokes on an olive. Im not built for this life.

Tomoko Shiretoko: I reccomend we go in our tents before we get mugged by a wendigo

Keigo Takami: Can we maybe not do that while we're sat in the middle of the woods in the dark~

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: ᴰⁱᵈ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

Enji Todoroki: Its your fucking imagination

Yagi Toshinori: Says the man who basically teleported into the tent

Kan Sekijiro: Damn you move fast.

Mirai Sasaki: Goodnight problem classmates. If you wake me up you'll wish there was a Wendigo

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Yagi Toshinori: Why is Enji trying to sleep smother me with his pillow. Its literally 2am-

Anakuro Hirooki: Go to sleep, forever

Shota Aizawa: If only it was that easy

Tensei Iida: Don't act all emo when your grinning from ear to ear because Hizashi is sleep hugging you

Nemuri Kayama: We all saw it

Oboro Shirakumo: When will you let me hug you Shota :((

Emi Fukukado: B e q u i e t .

Tsunagu Hakamata: Why are you sleeping on the floor outside, darling~~

Emi Fukukado: S h h h

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Everyone needs to go back to sleep

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Here's who is sharing a tent with who:

Tent 1 - Enji Todoroki and Yagi Toshinori
Tent 2 - Shota Aizawa and Hizashi Yamada
Tent 3 - Emi Fukukado and Mirai Sasaki
Tent 4 - Yu Takeyama and Ryuko Tatsumi
Tent 5 - Anakuro Hirooki and Oboro Shirakumo
Tent 6 - Tensei Iida and Nemuri Kayama
Tent 7 - Tsunagu Hakamata and Tashiro Toyomitsu
Tent 8 - Keigo Takami and Rumi Usagiyama
Tent 9 - Shinya Kamihara and Kan Sekijiro
Tent 10 - Tomoko Shiretoko and Kazumi Tsuchinoko

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