Hisoka in heels was enough to kill me and revive me after.
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Also known as:
• Class A has High Stakes
• Achoo and then we Die
• hisssssssss

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
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Tuesday 26th May 20XX
Arson. Thats it. Thats the name
13 : 17

Nemuri Kayama: Can we bet on who'll win the matches??

Tsunagu Hakamata: whats the minimum bet. I wasted all my money on jeans.

Kan Sekijiro: of course you did

Tensei Iida: i say a minimum of 4000¥

Rumi Usagiyama: Hold the fuck up rich boy. Not everyone is loaded.

Tensei Iida: Just bet 1000¥, then.

Tomoko Shiretoko:

Keigo Takami: What about those of us with no money whatsoever??

Yu Takeyama: Some of don't come from rich hero families TeNSei-

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: And apparently nobody wants to hire someone with snake hair to work at a store. I have no idea why-

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Yeah, no idea..

Nemuri Kayama: Bet your liver or something

Keigo Takami:

Tsunagu Hakamata: Ok then. I bet my left ring finger on Anakuro.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I have confidence in Ryuko so I'll bet my whole One US Dollar

Kan Sekijiro: where did you even-??

Yagi Toshinori: i bet one of my ribs on Kuro

Tensei Iida: 4000¥ on Kuro, too

Rumi Usagiyama: My small intestine belongs to Ryuko. Make me proud.

Enji Todoroki: I bet my future position as number one hero on Ryuko

Emi Fukukado: Yo, if i knew we were betting worthless things i wouldn't have bet my first born child-

Nishi Wisteria: i don't condone betting but im intrigued to know how some of these turn out..

Yu Takeyama: Its starting so the betting is closed. Any bets made now will not go through and will instead be donated to the Yu Takeyama is Fucking broke charity fund. www.yutakeyamaneedsmoneypls.com

Yagi Toshinori: Why is this a real website and why can i donate there?

Keigo Takami: What the fuck is Kuro doing with those weak ass blackholes. I did not waste my liver for this crap performance.

Shinya Kamihara: Where is the psycho who swallowed up our bathroom?? I want my internal organs back.

Tomoko Shiretoko: didn't Nemuri say making her sneeze would allow her to unleash a massive blackhole?

Yagi Toshinori: as a person who was in the bathroom when she sneezed, i can only aggressively warn you. DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

Tsunagu Hakamata: thats nice Yagi but i don't fancy losing my most important finger~~~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: ~ to hide the pain of betting on Shittykuro Hirooki

Tensei Iida: I don't want anyone to abuse the information im about to give..

Yu Takeyama: Like you don't but go off.

Tensei Iida: To make Anakuro Hirooki sneeze you have to obnoxiously hiss while staring at her.

Enji Todoroki: Thats way fucking weird.

Keigo Takami: YOU HEARD THE MAN, ANAKURO SUPPORTERS, WE MUST HISS OUR WAY TO VICTORY. ORYAA

Shota Aizawa: ah yes because this constant hissing isn't annoying at all.

Nemuri Kayama: LMAO THE WHOLE AUDIENCE ARE LOOKING AT US LIKE WE ON CRACK

Tashiro Toyomitsu: are we sure your not??

Tensei Iida: I have people from class B texting me in confusion. I just recruited them to join in.

Yagi Toshinori: HEre iT coMeS–

Rumi Usagiyama: HOLY SHIT

Yagi Toshinori: I warned you and now look what happened. Half my fringe has been disintegrated AGAIN.

Enji Todoroki: FUCKING RYUKO, YOU HAD ONE JOB

Tensei Iida: Congratulations Kuro!

Nemuri Kayama: pay up losers ;)

Yu Takeyama: Ǧ̶̨͔̪͛̇̍̃͋̿ḯ̵̘̜̱͚͔̣̙͇̹v̸̦̫̘͙̩̲̗̾͐̓̀̕͘͠͝e̷̦̞̬̺͛͌͝ ̸̯̗̲̊͌̂̅m̶̛͔͇̦̩̰̣͓̈̽͝e̴͇͚͋̅̎̆̒̇͘͜͝ ̵̡̨̰̝̺͔̮̖̺͚̐̀̈́y̸̢̡̯̖̺̞͕̭͔̿̌̆͝ǫ̸̰̥̌̀̃̎̉̑͑͆̈́͠u̷̧̝̝͈̬̮̝̒͐̅̒͌̀̕͠ȓ̴̡̛͓͐̓͐̋ ̵̜̮̺̘̭̘͎̾̅͊͗͝͝į̴̱̘̼͗̽̐́͗͛̇͊̂̽n̶̡̙̻͂̾̾̀̇̐̉̀̕ẗ̶̖ȩ̸͓̫̦͗͛̈́͑̑͘s̵̤̹͎̓̉̂͗͠͝ͅt̸͔̽̈́i̸̱͆͆̍͑̅̅̍̀̂͘ň̷̳̈͛͒̌͘e̷̛̝͗,̸̦̦̫̈́͂̾͛̅̋̂̅͘͠ ̶̲̬̪̬̥̩̲̟̞̺̓̾̈́̌͆R̵̞͎̬̈́͋̈́̽̇̓͘͘û̵̠̮̄́͋̎ͅm̷̛̻̦̩͈̹̰̣į̸̰̠͓̥͎̔̌̈́̒̿̏

Anakuro Hirooki: Fuck yeah, Im amazing. Also who you calling Shittykuro, TASHITRO.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I'll fight you right now.

Ryuko Tatsumi: i almost died. Thats nice.

Tomoko Shiretoko: You're way too calm

Rumi Usagiyama: NEXT MATCH LETS GO KEIGO

Shinya Kamihara: Yeah we aren't betting again. I don't want to risk anymore internal organs thanks

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Yu Takeyama vs Keigo Takami is next ✌