A baby. Thats it. Have a nice day :)
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Also known as:
• Kidnapped
• Its just a prank bro
• its obviously a prank.
• Vote for the next chapter at the bottom ty
• shit wasn't a prank
• buy vacuum cleaners instead

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
• Inko Raimura - Inko Midoriya
• Rei Shirogane - Rei Todoroki
• Mitsuki Kirameku - Mitsuki Bakugou

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1st April 2100
Secondyearshellyes
~[06: 00]~

Keigo Takami: I've just woken up and i already wish i didn't.

Shota Aizawa: Thats me every morning.

Ryuko Tatsumi: I've been up for hours but i know theres something outside my door.

Shinya Kamihara: I'll check for you.

Yagi Toshinori: Tenko sent me a video earlier. Apparently to him destroying my room at home is a prank.

Tensei Iida: Punch him in the face and yell its a prank.

Yagi Toshinori: I already threw half of his video games off the bridge last night. I knew it was coming.

Enji Todoroki: WHAT THE FUCK IS IN MY ROOM?

Tsunagu Hakamata: The first victim.

Enji Todoroki: Why the Fuck is my room covered top to bottom in Toshinori's stupid ugly face? I wanna puke but they're in my bathroom too.

Yagi Toshinori: Wow my self esteem is through the roof today.

Oboro Shirakumo: Do you wanna know what else is through the roof? Me. Im through the roof. Please help‐

Anakuro Hirooki: It suck we have school today. I was ready to devote my whole day to making life hell.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: i'M a pAciFisT

Yu Takeyama: I don't even know where i am? Like i might've been kidnapped.

Shota Aizawa: Im 90% sure someone tried to waterboard me earlier while i slept. Whoever that was, why would you stop?

Tensei Iida: Because you were actually starting to die. I'll finish next time, sorry.

Keigo Takami: Who put mouthwash in the tea??

Rumi Usagiyama: I put arsenic in the tea not mouthwash

Keigo Takami: oh ok cool

Keigo Takami: A R S E N I C ? !

Rumi Usagiyama: Ye lol

Emi Fukukado: Can't you like die from that or something

Nemuri Kayama: I thought it was a type of sport

Kan Sekijiro: w- what?

Keigo Takami: Rumi theres no way you put an extremely dangerous poison in the tea.

Shinya Kamihara: The actual bottle of it in the fridge suggests otherwise. I thought my tea tasted weird.

Emi Fukukado: Sir you just drank arsenic and your treating it like a papercut

Tashiro Toyomitsu: At least he isn't freaking out like Keigo?

Oboro Shirakumo: Id say a freak out is warranted

Hizashi Yamada: To the person who filled my room with fake bugs last night. I hope you burn in hell you fucking wack ass looking bitch.

Shota Aizawa: What he said.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Oh someone changed all my contacts. I was wondering why Shinya showed up after Mirai said he'd check the outside of my room?

Ryuko Tatsumi: Its so easy to tell who Aizawa and Yamada are though. Disgusting.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Is everyone ready for school? We should be safe there

Tsunagu Hakamata: Almost. Some inconsiderate piece of moldy cheese swapped my hairspray and my deodorant. Everything is so backwards it hUrtS

Yu Takeyama: Can someone find me? Im still lost, ive been blindfolded i think?

Nemuri Kayama: Oh your in my wardrobe, ill come get you

Mirai Sasaki: Who replaced my mattress with a brick of cement and why did i only just notice?

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At School...

Keigo Takami: We're so late i wouldn't be surprised if Torino ripped off our toe nails as a prank

Tashiro Toyomitsu: We definitely all agree thisnis Nemuri's fault right

Nemuri Kayama: What do you mean hitting everyone with my quirk 5 minutes before class started was a bad prank.

Tensei Iida: We're only 2 hours late, we came at least–

Yagi Toshinori: Are we sure we have school today?

Shinya Kamihara: Its literally Wednesday.

Hizashi Yamada: Torino isn't in the classroom so he's either the worlds biggest hypocrite or he's dead.

Rumi Usagiyama: Now that you mention, i haven't seen a single person in this school today–

Ryuko Tatsumi: Its obviously a prank.

Oboro Shirakumo: There a whole ransom note here, yo.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Its obviously a prank.

Yu Takeyama: Whoever sent it must not know we're all in debt.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Its obviously a prank.

Anakuro Hirooki: It could be a prank but you know. If i was a villian i would definitely kidnap everyone on april fools

Enji Todoroki: Thats actually smart. Who fucking gave you a braincell

Anakuro Hirooki: I'll gut you.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: pAciFiSt

Emi Fukukado: Its obviously a prank but do we still check?

Ryuko Tatsumi: Id honestly rather go back to sleep.

Rumi Usagiyama: We can prank them by not even showing up ;)

Yagi Toshinori: It says they're being kept in gym gamma. We should check anyways, better safe than getting hundreds of people killed.

Tsunagu Hakamata: And how do you propose we get our hands on the absurd amount of money they want?

Tomoko Shiretoko: Use monopoly money just in case its class B trying to fleece us.

Mirai Sasaki: Im sleeping for a month after this.

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Gym Gamma...

Ryuko Tatsumi: Holy Shit it wasn't a prank—

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh thats hilarious

Yagi Toshinori: WE ALMOST WENT BACK HOME INSTEAD

Keigo Takami: Suddenly monopoly money isn't such a good idea..

Rumi Usagiyama: Why don't i just go punt them

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Because there about 20 of them and they're all holding guns.

Tensei Iida: We could've gone home and they'd all be dead. Thats wack.

Yu Takeyama: Oh i see Rei, Mitsuki and Inko. I was wondering why they weren't answering my calls.

Yagi Toshinori: Who could possibly have the guts to kidnap the sun?

Enji Todoroki: Rei's in there? Is she hurt, i will gladly set this whole fucking gym on fore if she is

Oboro Shirakumo: Yes Enji. Set the gym on fire and burn everyone in iT aLivE

Nemuri Kayama: Just give them the monopoly money. I can't tell the difference between it and real money.

Kan Sekijiro: Kayama thats just you. Anyone with a brain cell can tell the huge difference.

Shinya Kamihara: If i had a brain cell i wouldn't be holding UA hostage.

Kan Sekijiro: Good point. Use the monopoly money.

Emi Fukukado: Who's our best negotiator? Its not Enji or Shota for sure.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Kuro is the closest thing to a common thug so we should use her.

Anakuro Hirooki: Thats a compliment, ill gladly talk down some idiots

Shota Aizawa: Quick debriefing. Do not cuss them out; Do not insult their face, families or friends; Do not join them; and Do not let them know the money is fake.

Anakuro Hirooki: Easy enough. Adios losers.

Hizashi Yamada: We're all dead.

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Yagi Toshinori: How did that work–?

Anakuro Hirooki: I don't know myself, don't question it.

Tsunagu Hakamata: No that is something we need to talk about. I refuse to believe it.

Anakuro Hirooki: Idk what you mean

Yu Takeyama: You literally got them to leave by persuading them to buy a new vacuum cleaner. Thats not normal

Tashiro Toyomitsu: All 20 of them literally went to go buy a new vacuum cleaner. How did you even pitch that?

Anakuro Hirooki: They were nice guys, said thank you and everything.

Oboro Shirakumo: ma'am they kidnapped most of UA, asked for a ransom then left to buy a vAcUum cLeAneR without even taking the ransom.

Shota Aizawa: Go join the business course instead, you obviously have a knack for manipulation.

Anakuro Hirooki: Me? Manipulation? Preposterous.

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What a great way to start off second year.

There won't be as many chapters in the next two years because im running out of ideas :'). If anyone has anything chaotic to suggest please go ahead.

In second year you can expect:
• A visit to Nezu's office
• A shopping trip gone wrong
• Texting in Class
• Studying with the Sextet of Chaos
• The Sleepover
• An actual class trip
• Another Beach Episode
• Shinya and Ryuko 👀
• Valentine's Day
• Babysitting Tenko with The Sextet of Chaos
• more stuff if i can come up with it :)

I'll let you choose the next chapter ~

Finally, we will be getting a sequel! I honestly really enjoy writing this so it was to be expected. It will be called Dysfunctional Adults, so look out for that~