# Edit by me #

Also known as:
• Enji Todoroki has War Flashbacks
• Yagi Toshinori Doesn't Know Obscure Positions
• Rumi Usagiyama and Keigo Takami
• Nemuri Kayama has Another Plan
• Nishioka Wisteria Snaps

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~A wild name guide~~
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King

※ Appear Later On~

• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Friday 1st May 'Class 1 - A'
- 2:53am -

Enji Todoroki: What the fuck is in my room? Why is everything slippery, i just slipped over? Why can i hear the fucking quintet of chaos howling from next door?

Nemuri Kayama: Quintet of chaos??

Tensei Iida: i like it actually.

Ryuko Tatsumi: What are the quintet of chaos even doing in the same room at fucking 3am??

Hizashi Yamada: Having a sleepover while waiting for the other five to come home.

Yagi Toshinori: Why are you even back so late? Did last night even happen, it felt like a fucking fever dream.

Kan Sekijiro: We got lectured about being in the school while it was being attacked. Enji and Emi didn't know that Nemuri's uncle was the 'culprit' so i had to keep talking over them which looked suspicious as fuck. Anyway turns out if you talk over Enji he gets pissed and thats the story of how my eyebrows were burnt off.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Im not even back at the dorms yet! Principal Nezu is convinced that one of his tea sets is missing. It literally is impossible to tell, theres hundreds.

Anakuro Hirooki: ...haha im sure they're all there..

Shota Aizawa: So thats why you had a space themed tea set in your room. You dirty theif.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Anakuro its your fault that ive been here all night. I will steal that tea set back and i will snitch.

Anakuro Hirooki: Like hell you will, tea boy.

Emi Fukukado: Did you manage to get my cuffs off Tosh?

Yagi Toshinori: Yeah it only took breaking my wrist in 3 places, it doesn't hurt that much though.

Ryuko Tatsumi: its STiLL bROkEn??

Yagi Toshinori: Well yeah Recovery girl didn't exactly come rushing over to help beat ass in a villian attack and since there were no apparent injuries she wasnt called in.

Kan Sekijiro: How are you explaining your broken wrist then?

Anakuro Hirooki: Yeah all the butter is in Todoroki's room now.

Enji Todoroki: This is fucking butter? Thats so fucking gross im lighting my room on fire now.

Nishi Wisteria: Dont. You. Fucking. Dare.

Yagi Toshinori: Im just going to lie at the bottom of the stairs in an obsure position until Torino arrives and say i tripped.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Thats not at all convincing Toshinori. At least make the excuse believable you fucking amateur.

Anakuro Hirooki: Yeah just say Todoroki pushed you down after you yawned near him.

Yagi Toshinori: Damn that IS more believable thanks.

Hizashi Yamada: Has anyone seen Nishi, she wasnt with you guys :(

Nishi Wisteria: Dont worry Hizashi, im ok!

Tensei Iida: Where are you then

Nishi Wisteria: Im sleeping outside tonight because im not mentally prepared to see how you five trashed the place :)

Tsunagu Hakamata: You'll never be prepared. I had a panic attack while watching them shovel all the butter into Enji's closet.

Enji Todoroki: There is nothing you can do to stop me setting this room on fire. It was a good fucking run.

Nemuri Kayama: ahh there's that lovely smoke smell. It smells like home.

Kan Sekijiro: Don't think thats a good thing...

Mirai Sasaki: Can you fucking cool it with the fires for one goddamn minute?? Im trying to sleep.

Yagi Toshinori: Sorry :^(

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Friday 1st May
'Class 1 - A'
- 8:17 -

Nemuri Kayama: Torino's coming everyone! Get into positions, no toshi that position isnt obscure enough. Enji is your room still on fire? Anakuro have you hidden the tea set? Is everyone ready to pretend we had 0 clue about what happened last night?

Tsunagu Hakamata: i cant even remember most of the night. Only butter.

Emi Fukukado: There's still some fire can't you stall him for a bit?? Are you even aware how difficult it is to pat a huge ass fire out with a t-sHiRt???

Tensei Iida: Toshi that is not how it looks when you fall down the stairs. Do you need Enji to actually push you

Yagi Toshinori: Apparently yes.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I love coming home after a horrible night of counting just to see Enji kick Toshinori down the stairs while simultaneously patting out a small fire. Feels like I've never been gone.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Can we hurry this up?? Nemuri is failing to seduce Torino if this goes on any longer she'll have a broken rib-

Tensei Iida: Why does Nishi look like she slept in a bush???

Nishi Wisteria: Because i fucking did you ugly elbow looking ass bitch.

Tensei Iida: she looks a mess and she's unusually aggressive? What are We suPpOseD tO Do??

Tsunagu Hakamata: lock her in the bathroom and tell Torino she's ill. Works every single time.

Ryuko Tatsumi: sHiT he's cominG act n a t u r a l -

Kan Sekijiro: Everyone's standards of natural concern me-

<After an hour of teacher explanations>

Yagi Toshinori: Someone stole some important school documents?? Was there actually a villian yesterday?

Anakuro Hirooki: hahathatmayormaynothavebeenme

Ryuko Tatsumi: You didn't

Anakuro Hirooki: look. I was rlly curious about what was in the transfers folder so i swapped it when the fire alarm went off. I didnt have time to switch it back.

Kan Sekijiro: What did you swap it with?

Anakuro Hirooki: a printed out version of this-

Kan Sekijiro: of course.

Tsunagu Hakamata: WhY dO yoU cArRy tHaT on YoU??

Anakuro Hirooki: I can do what I want.

Shota Aizawa: You literally left a lame ass calling card at the scene of your crime. Congratulations.

Nemuri Kayama: have you actually looked inside the folder yet? Im curious too.

Anakuro Hirooki: Didn't have the chance yet. I was too busy shoveling butter into enjis draws.

Enji Todoroki: again fuck you all.

Tensei Iida: Then break out the candles, gather in a circle because today we're snooping and lowkey breaking the law~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Are candles really a good thing to have?? At this point im sure the 'A' in class 1-A stands for arson-

'Tsunagu Hakamata changed chat name to 'Arson. Thats it. Thats the name'

Hizashi Yamada: We need candles to set the mood tho

Shota Aizawa: what he said.

Anakuro Hirooki: Fine everyone get ready and come downstairs. Hizashi i trust the candles to you.

< 2 hours of illegal activity later >

Kan Sekijiro: SIX new students???

Ryuko Tatsumi: I thought our class was a bit small. Why are they joining so late though?

Anakuro Hirooki: doesn't say but it does say they're all transferring next week.

Emi Fukukado: Why does Todoroki look sCareD? Its making mE sCarEd

Yagi Toshinori: because two of the transfers are from our middle school. They used to tease him all the time. It was great

Shota Aizawa: So they'll fit right in

Yagi Toshinori: I still have their numbers so i can add them if you want?

Enji Todoroki: Dont fucking do it shit stick-

Tensei Iida: Do. It. Now.

Yagi Toshinori added Keigo Takami and Rumi Usagiyama

Keigo Takami: what

Rumi Usagiyama: the

Keigo Takami: fuck

Rumi Usagiyama: is

Keigo Takami: this

Rumi Usagiyama: shit

Anakuro Hirooki: I love them already oml

Enji Todoroki: Thats it im going to fucking America.

Rumi Usagiyama: Oh my godd its Enji <3

Keigo Takami: Is this like a class group chat?

Nishi Wisteria: Was supposed to be.

Keigo Takami: How did you even know we were joining your class? Nezu said it would be a secret until the day before we moved-

Tensei Iida: Its best to just back read. So much shit went down that lead to this point.

Rumi Usagiyama: Keigo we found our people

Keigo Takami: You actually filled Enji's room with butter? Thats sounds fuking amazing. What was his reaction.?

Nemuri Kayama: A soon as he walked in he slipped over. We were in Toshi's room next door so we heard e v e r y t h i n g .

Hizashi Yamada: Then he proceeded to light the whole room on fire. A fire which stayed burning all night. We woke up today just to see him lying on his bed surrounded by fire.

Emi Fukukado: We had to pat the fire out with t-shirts while Nemuri tried to seduce our homeroom teacher.

Rumi Usagiyama: UA sounds fucking amazing. I cant wait to transfer.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Why are you joining so late?

Keigo Takami: Six of us had to finish off some extra work before we joined or something. I wasnt really paying attention to be fair. (I forgot about them owo)

Nemuri Kayama: How about we sneak you into the dorms tonight?

Rumi Usagiyama: are you allowed to do that?

Tensei Iida: no but we've done worse. Literally everything we do is worse. Are we really cut out for being heroes??

Keigo Takami: We're down but how are you going to get us in??

Nemuri Kayama: I have my ways