Sometimes the urge to rewrite the first like half of this book becomes unbearable so i need to block it from memory.

Also the fact i had to take this shit off completed is oh so very sad for me.

Todays chapter is brought to you by my experience at a British public school and many of the events taking place have happened to me personally 😭

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Also Known As:
• FOR THE BOYZZZ
• Based On True Stories
• Feel free to ask for context to any event lmfao
• Stationary Bandit
• Protect The Lesbians from UFO's
• 2.5 A
• Finally Not Enji's Fault

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Monday 5th November 2100
Knives and Fawkes, wink
~[08 : 00]~

Yu Takeyama:
Remember, remember the 5th of November; Gunpowder, Treason and Enji Todoroki.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
WE CROSSED THE FRICKIN LINE

Anakuro Hirooki:
There is nothing inherently bad about blowing up UA. In my blissful eyes, there is no evil – only those who hath been misguided in the world.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
With that logic we should put the pedophiles to work at the orphanage in order to rehabilitate them ❤

Tensei Iida:
Nahhh because even i agree that blowing up UA wasn't our best idea 😩

Nemuri Kayama:
NO MORE SCHOOL 🥵🥵🥵🥵 THIS IS A WIN FOR THE BOYZ

Hizashi Yamada:
They're going to be piecing together the building for years yo! Like I'm pretty sure a chunk of the dorms went flying overseas to Nebraska, ya dig

Yagi Toshinori:
As long as everyone can agree that this is all Enji's fault, we can move on and better ourselves, striving to be the heroes we were born to be ❤💞🙏#WAP

Enji Todoroki:
IT WAS SABOTAGE

Emi Fukukado:
Sure bucko. That's what they all say.

Enji Todoroki:
WHY THE HELL WOULD I PURPOSEFULLY SIT ON A CRATE OF FUCKING GUNPOWDER? WHY WAS THERE GUNPOWDER IN THE GYM ANYWAY? I JUST WANTED A GOD DAMN REST AFTER A WORKOUT.

Oboro Shirakumo:
You seem quite worked up about this broski. It was just a little explosion that you happened to set off. Definitely isn't your first and it certainly won't be your last :)

Enji Todoroki:
FUCK U AND UR CAT

Shouta Aizawa:
We can take all day to discuss how i can anatomically dice Enji up into several equal chunks or we can move on and get off the bus.

Mirai Sasaki:
Where are we? I was sleeping.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
WE'RE AT OUR NEW SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH DARLING~

Keigo Takami:
what. i thought this was only like a one day thing y'know.

Nemuri Kayama:
NEW SCHOOL 🥶🥶🥶🥶 THIS IS A LOSS FOR THEY BOYZ

Rumi Usagiyama:
Ya'll I'm too socially inept to attend a whole new school 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Perhaps you should've thought of that when replacing a bench with a crate of gunpowder then.

Enji Todoroki:
IT
WAS
YOU

Rumi Usagiyama:
No bitch it was u and ur flaming fuckin ass cheeks.

Tomoko Shiretoko:
I hope you all get bullied 😻

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Girl i saw you stuffing your bra with crystals this morning when you probably thought nobody was looking but bestie, nobody sleeps on a bus at 5am except Mirai <3

Tsunagu Hakamata:
If anyone's getting bullied it's you.

Hizashi Yamada:
I'm sure nobody will get bullied 🕺🕺

Anakuro Hirooki:
Gay gay homosexual gay

Hizashi Yamada:
DAMN OKAY 😟

Yu Takeyama:
But what if we become the bullies? See the bus that just parked next to us? See the kids on it? As soon as they get off, we break their knees.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
NO, they look so nice and formal and oh my god are they flipping us off rn 😭😭

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Its hard to make out because of the tinted windows but if you squint you can definitely make out the 🖕 shape of every single fucking hand in there.

Shinya Kamihara:
Even the bus driver?

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Especially the bus driver love.

Yagi Toshinori:
Looks like they have a sign too, maybe they're establishing friendly communication?

Yagi Toshinori:
Oh

Emi Fukukado:
Whats it say then?

Yagi Toshinori:
I don't think i could say any of the words aloud or even type them in good conscience 😃☝️

Tsunagu Hakamata:
NOT US ALREADY GETTING HATE CRIMES LMAOOO

Tomoko Shiretoko:
THEY'RE GOING TO EAT US UP LIKE CHEAP SUSHI OH MY GOD

Oboro Shirakumo:
I am at least average priced sushi, get it right or get clobbered.

Yu Takeyama:
And conveniently, Torinob is on vacation while we literally get sent to hell.

Tensei Iida:
I thought he was gravely injured in the explosion 💀

Keigo Takami:
Roaches can live up to six weeks without their heads.

Nemuri Kayama:
So ur saying we just have to wait 6 weeks for Torino to pop his clogs?

Yu Takeyama:
Marked it on my calendar 😩❤

Shouta Aizawa:
Get off this fucking bus right now

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Monday 5th November 2100
Unfunny and uninvited from my party
~[15 : 03]~

Nemuri Kayama:
YA'LL NOT ROCKIN WITH SCIENCE AT YELLOW MEADOW COMMUNITY SCHOOL???

Hizashi Yamada:
This is literally the worst day of my entire life and i got caught in a riptide once

Emi Fukukado:
I was scared of dentists and the dark 🎤

Hizashi Yamada:
I was scared of pReTtY giRLs aNd StaRtiNg cOnvErsAtiOnS

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Enough 😪 Its the last lesson of the day and you getting caught texting in class by this witch of a teacher will only get us held back longer after school.

Kan Sekijiro:
The teachers here hold you back for anything – it was a singular glue stick lid and apparently that called for a whole bag search???

Tensei Iida:
Also the fact they split the class in half to make us "more manageable" is a fucking joke. I know for a fact all of us are individually insufferable.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
Big word, who taught you?

Tensei Iida:
It's what my granny says at christmas when referring to me 🥴

Anakuro Hirooki:
Literally fucking imagine being in Class 2.5 A right now. Disgusting.

Yagi Toshinori:
Okay at least Class 2.5 A didn't get frisked because someone ate a calculator 😐

Keigo Takami:
Sorry mamas i was ravenous ‼‼

Shinya Kamihara:
We genuinely had lunch 10 minutes before you ate it.

Keigo Takami:
Well I'm sorry i didn't get to eat anything because one of the teachers decided to dislocate his fucking shoulder in the middle of food time and start screaming in pain.

Hizashi Yamada:
Wow, i stopped hearing his cries of agony after the principal started blasting music through the hall speakers.

Yu Takeyama:
Ya besties i was too busy jamming out to pay attention to his dead body or whatever  😋

Keigo Takami:
Ok i spent the whole 40 mins of lunch trying to get a look at his corpse so i didn't have tiMe to eAT.

Tomoko Shiretoko:
WHY A CALCULATOR THO??

Rumi Usagiyama
Normally I'm the one who gives him food in lesson but since this damn school is so insistent on keeping us tamed i can't because of assigned seats.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Class 2.5-A has those too 😔✊. My little plastic non spinny desk chair is parked right next to Emi thanks to the teachers insistence that everything must be boy girl boy girl.

Yagi Toshinori:
There's something strange about not being sat directly next to Enji for once. Normally the universe has me on his lap or something.

Mirai Sasaki:
They actually split you up for once? That's good.

Enji Todoroki:
It fucking fantastic. I don't even care that I'm sat next to my number one money stealer because at least she isn't Shittynori.

Hizashi Yamada:
THEY SPLIT ME AND SHO UP. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN CLASS 2.5 A WHILE HE'S IN CLASS 2A 🤺🤺🤺

Tomoko Shiretoko:
If it makes you feel better, he's been moping all day too. As his designated seat partner i have had to take nots for him because he decided to sleep away the pain.

Emi Fukukado:
As hiZashi'S designated seat partner i understand your pain. Let us form an alliance and let them both fail school ❤

Tomoko Shiretoko:
That sounds like a great idea! Lets go out tonight and burn all the work we've done for them 💚

Oboro Shirakumo:
UR SO WRONG FOR THAT OMFG

Anakuro Hirooki:
Are u actually ok tho Oboro, i saw u getting jumped by someone a full 5 years younger than us earlier

Oboro Shirakumo:
Was it really necessary to point out that it was a kid who jumped me?

Anakuro Hirooki:
Yes because i don't actually care if ur okay because it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Lmfaoo i saw that too 😭😭. "Woah pipe down bestie" – OBORO HE WAS LITERALLY HOLDING YOU AT PENCIL POINT

Oboro Shirakumo:
Listennnn, Nemuri has held a pencil to my throat more times than i can count. This child was stood on his tippy toes just to reach the bottom of my neck. I was the opposite of fearful tyvm

Anakuro Hirooki:
WHY DID U GIVE HIM ALL UR STATIONARY THEN 💀💀

Oboro Shirakumo:
Who am i if not charitable 🙏😇

Yu Takeyama:
✍Avoid✍The✍Stationary✍Bandit✍

Kan Sekijiro:
Also avoid those kids from the other bus. All of them are hostile and somehow constantly armed with rocks that they have no qualms with throwing. They also have great aim and something against lesbians

Nemuri Kayama:
Fr fr, a frickin boulder hit the back of my head and the teacher just gave me a mildly damp paper towel to put on the gash and a sticker of some deformed smiley face :(

Enji Todoroki:
Wtf. Only i can throw rocks at the lesbians and literally everyone else.

Tomoko Shiretoko:
There's no hard feelings when Enji cripples us because deep down he loves us dearly

Tsunagu Hakamata:
It's true. I read it in his diary.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
I am begging everyone in class 2.5 A to stop texting. Just because our teacher admitted to being a Nazi doesn't mean we can ignore his teachings.

Ryuko Tatsuma:
I think it means we can do exactly that. Like half of this is starting to sound like propaganda 😬

Hizashi Yamada:
I refuse to go to whatever war he's talking about starting 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Anakuro Hirooki:
Sad. Your teacher is some kind of war criminal while ours is a full on MILF 😩

Yu Takeyama:
It's a hard life, being a feminist and a lesbian 😔

Rumi Usagiyama:
No because i want her to run me over with a whole lorry so i can apologize to her and kiss her boots help

Tensei Iida:
Lookin submissive and breedable 🙈

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
YOU DID NOT JUST–

Yagi Toshinori:

Enji Todoroki:

Emi Fukukado:
STOP THE NAZI CAN'T CATCH ME LAUGHING LIKE THIS 🤾‍♀️

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
I am worth more than this class will allow. For now i take my leave. To the bathroom i go.

Keigo Takami:
Have a nice piss 🤤

Shinya Kamihara:
Stop this.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Give him a second - the teachers making him sign like seven sheets of paper so he can leave 💀💀

Shouta Aizawa:
The fact the bathroom requires terms and conditions is so concerning and i have many questions.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
'We are not responsible for any lung disease you may develop in the near future' is really making sense rn 🛌

Keigo Takami:
NAAHHH THAT WAS NOT A THING PLSSSSS

Mirai Sasaki:
That implies countless past students have lung diseases now.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
With the amount of people in the small windowless room smoking, I'm not surprised. There's a few teachers in here too which is wrong for several reasons i will proceed to list aloud unless one of these fucKIN ASSHOLES MOVE AND LET ME INTO A STALL LORD

Oboro Shirakumo:
Felt every word of that

Nemuri Kayama:
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SENSES ARE TINGLING

Shouta Aizawa:
Bless you

Kan Sekijiro:
I know the fire alarm did not just go off 🚶‍♂️

Tomoko Shiretoko:
I want whatever witch shit you're on Muri 👺👆

Enji Todoroki:
YOU ALWAYS LOOK AT ME WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS AND I'M SICK OF IT.

Anakuro Hirooki:
I'm looking at you and I'm not even in ur pissy class 2.5 A (👁💋👁)💕

Rumi Usagiyama:
What are u gonna do about it Enji? Set us on fire?

Yagi Toshinori:
It's funny except the fact it's not because it genuinely wasn't Enji this time which means there's an actual fire in the building and we should evacuate 😁

Tensei Iida:
See, told yous that school arson is a regular occurrence in every school.

Shouta Aizawa:
It's probably just a drill so we know how to handle a real fire should one ever occur.

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
WHY IS THE ELECTRICAL CUPBOARD ON FIRE? WHO DID IT? ENJI?

Shouta Aizawa:
Nevermind.

Enji Todoroki:
I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THE FIRE IF THAT'S ALL YOU SEE ME AS. A WALKING TALKING INFERNO

Rumi Usagiyama:
Wait yes dewit. Go big or go home girl 👏👏

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
Frankly i am sick of this school too so "light em up" as they say

Nemuri Kayama:
BURNING SCHOOL 🥶🥵🥶🥵 A ABSOLUTE WIN FOR THE BOYZ

Keigo Takami:
Brb getting the Milf teachers phone number before the place crumbles and we are put inti protective custody once again 👉😎👉

Emi Fukukado:
Okay then I'm going to start thieving shit for no reason, check out my diabolical lick typa beat 🖨

Shinya Kamihara:
I can't even be mad because this place is actually the worst.

Hizashi Yamada:
🎤🎵 LET IT DIE 🕺💃 LET IT DIE 🔥🎆 LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE ⚰☠

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Japan Daily
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In the late hours of the afternoon, yet another school fell victim to a harsh attack conducted by the rising villain group Education Exterminators. This group debuted only yesterday when hero school: UA was blown sky high with second year students still inside. The victims were exclusively the famed class A who were sent to be taught elsewhere while UA recovered and rebuilt.

The school they ended up at was Yellow Meadow Community School, which was sadly burnt down today by said Education Exterminators. Countless lives were lost, the only survivors being class 2-A and a singular teacher who i believe is very attractive. Heroes arrived to the school being completely burnt down with barely anything remaining.

Ashes were formed into words that read 'PROTECT THE LESBIANS'. An oddly noble message for such a heinous group. Police have considered a connection between this new villain group and the infamous Sonambulists but have agreed the idea is simply preposterous.

In light of these events, the HPSC has made the executive to close all schools across the nation until further notice and move towards the idea of online digital school for the forseeable future.

My thoughts go out to the blissful and innocent Class 2-A, they'll be wonderful heroes. They just need a break from all these villains hunting them down. I wish the families of all the victims well and remember: Protect all lesbians or your school could be the next to fall victim to these scheming degenerates.

With the night ending in roaring flames and distant cackling, only questions remain. Who is this new villain group and why do they hate learning so much? When will class 2-A catch a break? And just what did the education system do to the lesbians?

Stay safe and stay informed.

Written by Junko Ito
05.11.00 ©️Japan Daily

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Nemuri: ONLINE SCHOOL 👹👹👹👹 A WIN FOR THE BOYZ

Welp that is yet another chapter that shouldn't exist but here we are. I'd love to say expect more soon but my motivation is up and down like a broken balloon. But yes there will most likely be more chapters.

Yes half of the stuff in this chapter has genuinely happened to me. Please protect the lesbians or ill burn you alive 🤩💕

Have a radical day/night broski's. I love and appreciate you

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