I MISSED THEM OKAY 😭😭✋. I KNOW I HAVE THE SEQUEL BUT IT ISN'T THE SAME-

PLUS SOME RECENT MANGA EVENTS MADE ME DO IT :D
I'M NOT MAD, YOU ARE!

So hi, this is a one off that takes place in second year bc i really skimped out on chapters for that.

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Also known as:
• Second Year Sports Festival
• Narration Of Life
• ĶİŁŁ ĀŁŁ MƏŇ
• PG 13 😳

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsuma - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Wednesday 17th June 2100
~[ 11 : 23 ]~

'FUCKIN HOT BREW'

Anakuro Hirooki:
Let it be known I'm prepared to mercilessly squish each of you today. I am fully equipped to step on you in order to thive myself and i might have to break your bones!

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
'Said the pacifist threateningly'

Kan Sekijiro:
Please, we do not need to reignite the life commentary phase again.

Hizashi Yamada:
'He cried dramatically, massaging his temples with the little ball thing Tomoko gave him for his birthday.'

Enji Todoroki:
SHUT UP BECAUSE I'LL SAY THIS ONCE.

Emi Fukukado:
'The fiery red head managed to silence the groupch-

Shota Aizawa:
You're Welcome.

Enji Todoroki:
I refuse to let Shittynori take first place again so please, watch me as i fling his body into the stands like a ragdoll creating mass unease amongst the heroes watching and cement my win in the history books. Shittynori Yagifuckyou you will rue the day you even breathed my air.

Yu Takeyama:
I was unaware you owned all the oxygen, apologies for being so uninformed, i strive to be better in the future your highness. Amen, or whatever the fuck.

Nemuri Kayama:
DON'T BOW TO HIM YU, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, KILL ALL MEN, FIGHT THE MAN.

Tensei Iida:
Plus you're on the highest form of crack cocaine if you think this is going to be a serious, all out sports festival. We already did that last year.

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Repetition gets boring eventually.

Keigo Takami:
Which is why we, as a whole class, are going to ruin the fuck out of this thing by being ourselves and having fun!

Rumi Usagiyama:
But we can still compete because i think I'd end up initiating a war out of sheer, unjustified competitiveness :D

Tsunagu Hakamata:
No objections? Good. Just as i thought. Shush now Enji my dear, we don't want you getting a sore throat.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
Okay then, how pray tell are we going to do this?

Oboro Shirakumo:
4 words.

Nemuri Kayama:
The

Tensei Iida:
Floor

Hizashi Yamada:
Is

Yagi Toshinori:
Lava

Shota Aizawa:
.

Shinya Kamihara:
That was both unnecessary and time consuming; i hope you know how disappointed i am.

Nemuri Kayama:
Sorry dad 😪✋

Shinya Kamihara:
And really? The floor is lava? Do you know how devastating that could be for our careers.

Mirai Sasaki:
I believe that is the point.

Tsunagu Hakamata:
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WIENER!

Tsunagu Hakamata:
**WINNER don't tear of my limbs yaoi man ily ❤

Mirai Sasaki:
Thin, thin ice.

Oboro Shirakumo:
Anyway! To up the stakes and make it more appealing, we decided the losers have to do the winners chores, homework and hair.

-- Everyone was on board...

Kan Sekijiro:
But like what happens if someone from another class wins?

Nemuri Kayama:
We sell ourselves on the black market, become prostitutes and flirt our way into getting provisional licenses. It's the back door to heroism basically.

Nemuri Kayama:
Wait shit. That was my back up plan if UA rejected me, i really thought i burned this plan....

Shota Aizawa:
So many questions, so little answers, much less will to live.

Yagi Toshinori:
Uh the actual plan was to just volunteer to help that person anyway.

Enji Todoroki:
WHY THE HELL WOULD I GIVE A SHIT? ABOUT LIKE, ANY OF YOU?

Rumi Usagiyama:
Shaddap you walking microwave. You love us, don't think i didn't see the SCRAPBOOK YOU HAVE OH FUCK HE'S CHASING ME, HE KNOWS. THE GUILT IS WRITTEN IN YOUR ACTIONS, EVERYONE KNWKSNS

Tomoko Shiretoko:
OoOooKaY then! She needs a new phone or the power of plot convenience and we're going out...Now.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
Great. Has everyone checked their laces? We don't want a rerun of last year because yikes.

Tensei Iida:
PLS LET ME LIVE IT DOWN

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[Event One: Capture the Flag]
- currently 4 minutes in -

~Don't Question How They Have Their Phones, Its Class 1-Arson~

Rumi Usagiyama:
YOU SAW IT COMING, THE RED TEAM WAS GETTING TOO CLOSE. IF YOU WANT TO PIN THE BLAME ON SOMEONE, PIN IT ON YU FOR BEING SO SNEAKY

THE FLOOR IS MOTHERFUCKING LAVA!

Tsunagu Hakamata:
I DON'T APPRECIATE THE LAVA FUCKING MY MOTHER TYVM 🥰

Tomoko Shiretoko:
All in favour of teaming up on Keigo say aye.

Keigo Takami:
B E T R A Y A L

Rumi Usagiyama:
Sorry Pidge but the wings have to go

Tashiro Toyomitsu:
What i learned: Hirooki wasn't kidding when she said she'd step on others to achieve her goal. This guy has at least six gen ed students under her heels smh.

Anakuro Hirooki:
You actually doubted me? You're next.

Yagi Toshinori:
Yeah but at least she isn't hugging the flag pole like a koala, come on Enji. Thats lame even for me.

Enji Todoroki:
FUXKXM OFV YOU'RE MAKING ME SLIP

Emi Fukukado:
Operation Ruin Keigo's Future Career or ORKFC is a fookin go!

Ryuko Tatsuma:
I'll be the first to admit i was expecting a well thought out plan and not a glorified suicide mission.

Shinya Kamihara:
I don't know why you would ever think that.

Tensei Iida:
Please, I'd rather call it a well thought out suicide mission.

Nemuri Kayama:
Okay but no matter what you say, six people holding onto his legs until he came down was a smart idea.

Anakuro Hirooki:

Yeah but now 7 of you are out, tragic, really.

Hizashi Yamada:
So: Rumi, Keigo, Tensei, Nemuri, Tomoko, Yu and Emi are out now? Such a shame 🙂💅

Hizashi Yamada:
**🥺❤

Tomoko Shiretoko:
NOW HIZASHI THATS A LITTLE TWO-FACED OF YOU, MISS MA'AM

Hizashi Yamada:
Shh, you're out and therefore irrelevant, cancelled, gone.

Shota Aizawa:
What he said ^^

Nemuri Kayama:
✨S I M P A - A I Z A W A✨

Enji Todoroki:
CAN I PLSAE XOME DONWN NOW?

Tsunagu Hakamata:
I don't know Enji, does the floor still look like lava to you?

Enji Todoroki:
IT LOOKS LKKE FLOOR, TSUNAGU.

Kan Sekijiro:
Shit, really. Who would've known...

Yagi Toshinori:
NAH ITS THE FACT THE OTHER TEAM IS TRYING STEAL THE FLAG POLE WITH ENJI ON IT. I'M SUPPOSED TO HELP DEFEND BUT IM CURRENTLY ON MARS HWHSHAJ

Ryuko Tatsuma:
HSGSBS TOSHI PLEASE, WE'RE GOING TO LOSE

Enji Todoroki:
FUckErs

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[Event Two: Treasure Hunt]
- currently halfway through -

Oboro Shirakumo:
WhO HAS A HERO LICENSE? I AM THIS CLOSE 👌 TO JUMPING A PRO HERO. Oh WAIT ITS TOUCHING, TORINO GET HERE RN

Shota Aizawa:
ANAKURO IF YOU DON'T STEP AWAY FROM THE MAGIC MUSHROOM-

Anakuro Hirooki:
You'll do what? Blast My Chemical Romance? Pack it up Emozawa.

Shota Aizawa:
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, THE FLOOOR IS LAVAAA

Anakuro Hirooki:
Fuck you and everything you stand for. Square up right now.

Shota Aizawa:
Nah, i have a magical mushroom to collect and get through to the finals ❤

Anakuro Hirooki:
I am going to backhand you, you pimply bitch. You knew there was nothing to stand on. You k n e w. This is me being a target and a victim. #Aizawaisoverparty get it trending.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
I simply sit and observe 👁👅👁

Oboro Shirakumo:
I MUGGED TORINO AND YOU CALLED THE FLOOR IS LAVA SO NOW I'M STOOD ON HIS TOES LOOKING HIM DEAD IN THE EYES WHILE HOLDING HIS HERO LICENSE.

Shinya Kamihara:
If i were you I'd step into the lava, its a far nicer fate.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Join me in Hell, Oboro. Rule with me.

Oboro Shirakumo:
I really would but Torino is about to send me to somewhere far worse. Do i just buck it or accept my fate.

Emi Fukukado:
Flee, my sweet boy, flee.

Hizashi Yamada:
Help this random gen ed kid i jumped on is trying to buckeroo me off. I feel like im on a Rodeo-

Shota Aizawa:
Try and jump to me. The support kids are much more understanding, if it fails i will be a sacrifice.

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Simpzawa is out full throttle today, jesus.

Yu Takeyama:
Simpzawa has been his default for the past year.

Mirai Sasaki:
I have chosen to walk out of this whole Festival due to circumstances. Good luck, you will need it.

Yagi Toshinori:
Wait What 😀

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[Event Three: Final, Enji vs Tsunagu]
- the beginning -

Yu Takeyama:
This whole game is rigged. How the hecklers are you supposed to keep yourself off the floor during the tournament?

Oboro Shirakumo:
Skill.

Yagi Toshinori:
Skill which i don't have apparently. Because using your quirk to jump, means you'll eventually drop back down. And break your legs.

Hizashi Yamada:
Ignore him, he's salty.

Emi Fukukado:
Hi Salty, I'm Dad.

Shota Aizawa:
I hate you 🤠

Tomoko Shiretoko:
DAD THERE YOU ARE! I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU'D RETURN

Enji Todoroki:
DON'T MAKE ME CALL IT NAGGY BITCH

Tsunagu Hakamata:
I'LL CALL IT FIRST WINJI BITCH

Anakuro Hirooki:
Cute nicknames ❤ Now fuck 😾

Ryuko Tatsuma:
We all know you mean fight to the death. We all know you mean fight to the death. What did i say about repetition?

Anakuro Hirooki:
I mean ➖👅➖

Kan Sekijiro:
OoOo0Ooh i hate it heRe~~~~~ The book should've stayed completed ~~~~

Rumi Usagiyama:
Boring hoes. THE FLOOR IS LAVA MY DEARS

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Wait i was bluffing how do i get out of this oh wait Enji is built like a bear come here pretty boy rawr uwu

Keigo Takami:
Punctuation. Torino frowns upon you.

Enji Todoroki:
WHAT THE FUCK, GET OFF ME OR I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE.

Anakuro Hirooki:
Yuuh, ride him like a cheap kazoo

Nemuri Kayama:
Keep going til he faints 👉👌

Shinya Kamihara:
Please get me far away from everyone here.

Ryuko Tatsuma:
Please take me with you.

Rumi Usagiyama:
AND ENJI LOSES BECAUSE TSUNAGU HAS CRAZY TENACITY TO RIDE THE RAGING BULL

Enji Todoroki:
I HATE EVERYONE. F U C K

Tsunagu Hakamata:
Damn guys, did i forget to mention i haven't taken any dishes out my room since last year? Have fun cleaning ig 😞☝️

Tensei Iida:
ARA ARA. DOESN'T IT SMELL LIKE SMOKE

Kazumi Tsuchinoko:
ENJI I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SET FIRE TO A STADIUM FULL OF PRO HEROES. GROUNDED FOR A MONTH

Enji Todoroki:
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Aha, how bizarre that your here, months after this book ended 😀

I have nothing to say for my self other than it had to be done. The book is totally finished now and this will deFinitLY never happen again <3

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