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kansasclarke i 🤍 chicago

carterclarke omg that's my best friend
↪️ kansasclarke omg no way

madelyncline oh you can post on instagram but not answer my texts
↪️ drewstarkey she hasn't answered mine either
↪️ kansasclarke i hate you both

joleesnapple oh no pic credits, i see how it is
↪️ kansasclarke ya bc you don't give me mine

waylon_clarke literally how are we related
↪️ kansasclarke ask myself that every day

austinnorth55 are you gonna come home anytime soon, the kids want food
↪️ kansasclarke learn to cook for yourselves you non-self-sufficient peanuts

nicolassturniolo omg hi
↪️ kansasclarke you know i exist what

user1 okay did no one else see kansas call the cast non-self-sufficient peanuts 😭
↪️ user2 she's so naturally funny bro

user3 why is nick here-
↪️ kansasclarke asking myself the same question

joleesnapple look at you being pretty

waylon_clarke go get your roots redone
↪️ user4 IM CACKLING
↪️ jolee.snapple crackling*
↪️ kansasclarke jolee i will kick you out of this family faster than i forced you into it

drewstarkey what a stunner
↪️ user5 ship
↪️ kansasclarke drew's mom is literally my second cousin-

IMESSAGE

CHASE'S BASEMENT CHILDREN
kansas
madelyn
jd
chase
madison
rudy
drew
austin

drew
why are people on the internet shipping me and kansas

austin
better question
why is kansas related to literally everyone

madison
facts

kansas
i've never physically gagged at a comment until i saw that one
like
no

rudy
i physically gag at a lot of your instagram comments
some of them are WEIRD

chase
did you see the one shipping her and waylon

jd
i did
i wish i didnt
but i did

kansas
i'm sorry
what 😀

madelyn
instagram's wild

madison
chase are you sure you wanna be in this family

drew
0/10
don't recommend it

kansas
it's only bad when drew shows up at a family reunion
apart from that it's typically fun

drew
wow
i'm never playing corn-hole with you again

madelyn
what in the illinois did this conversation turn into

drew
don't associate me with them
i'm from north carolina, thank you

kansas
literally what makes you relevant

drew
you're one to talk
what's relevant in illinois

kansas
...
chicago-

drew
you're literally named after A STATE
A
STATE
NOT THE ONE YOU LIVE IN
THE ONE FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ

*drew changed kansas' name to dorothy🧱*

dorothy🧱
i hate you

*dorothy🧱 has left the chat*

kens speaks 🪐

i have a new and better plot planned for this book, so there's that