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RED FLAGS 🚩
CARTER
JOLEE
KANSAS

KANSAS
guys
when i get back
i have a condo by the river rented in arkansas that sleeps 20

CARTER
okay that's fantastic but
there's three of us.

KANSAS
valid point

*KANSAS added CHASE, RUDY, MADDIE, MADS, AUSTIN, DREW, and JD to the chat*

CARTER
k getting better

CHASE
why are we here

MADS
yeah what's happening

KANSAS
you're being forced to come on a family vacation with the clarkes

JOLEE
why is waylon not here
he's also a clarke

*JOLEE  added WAYLON to the chat*

WAYLON
what's the word, hummingbird

CARTER
clarke fam float trip is back on

WAYLON
oh HELL YEAH

MADDIE
what is the clarke fam float trip

KANSAS
we literally rent a bunch of kayaks
and we float down a river

AUSTIN
that's
very self explanatory

DREW
i never got to go
fun fact

KANSAS
maybe because you lived three states away?
like
it's not our fault you're lame

RUDY
i'm kayaking certified
i was made for this

KANSAS
calm yourself
i've been kayaking certified since i was 15
get on my level

MADDIE
burn

CARTER
okay but there's still not 20 of us
we need 20 people
we have 9 rn

MADS
thank you carter
what an astute observation

CARTER
anytime bro

JD
kansas
you have other friends
i've met them

AUSTIN
i almost forgot kansas was friends with big time rush and all of the modern family cast

KANSAS
hang on i have to add aubrey and nolan and sarah

*KANSAS added SARAH, AUBREY, and NOLAN to the chat*

AUBREY
hey bae

SARAH
KANSASSSS

NOLAN
my least favorite screen sibling 😍

KANSAS
the feelings mutual babe

JOLEE
i feel so irrelevant rn

CARTER
same

WAYLON
i've felt this way my whole life

MADDIE
k who else
kansas

KANSAS
it is
the clarke family float
i could actually like
invite the clarke fam

AUSTIN
i can ask my sister to come

JOLEE
i would invite my brother but i haven't talked to him in a solid nine months
i should call it

CHASE
IT???

MADS
IM DYING WHAT

RUDY
i would ask my brothers to come but they're in alaska

KANSAS
lame

RUDY
you're from ILLINOIS

KANSAS
you have no relevant professional sports teams
you also play soccer

JD
we had this discussion yesterday

RUDY
no one asked you

AUSTIN
dang bro

CHASE
that was harsh

RUDY
you literally played VOLLEYBALL

KANSAS
more of a sport than soccer
you kick a ball around
i had to hit a ball over a 10 foot net

CHASE
kansas could break someone's nose with her spike

JOLEE
...

KANSAS
JOLEE
BE QUIET

AUSTIN
YOU DID NOT

MADS
HUH

CARTER
WHAT
HOW DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

WAYLON
i was there when it happened 😎

RUDY
she BROKE YOUR NOSE?

KANSAS
it wasn't on purpose

AUBREY
she dropped a ladder on nolan once

SARAH
I REMEMBER THAT

WAYLON
stop hurting people bro

KANSAS
you BROKE MY HAND YOU HYPOCRITE

NOLAN
must be genetic

CHASE
they love hurting each other
constantly slapped each other when waylon came to visit her
fun fact

AUBREY
kansas had a habit of accidentally injuring nolan on set
like once a week

KANSAS
sounds like rudy and chase ngl

RUDY
now hold on-

CHASE
she's not wrong
also there's no rudy and chase
it's just rudy
hurting chase
every day
without fail

JOLEE
so my broken nose is irrelevant now?

CARTER
no
what happened

KANSAS
waylon told me to spike, so i spiked, and jolee jumped a lot higher than i intended and the palm of my hand hit her nose pretty hard
we were like 12

CARTER
PLEASE

JD
THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY WHAT

DREW
kansas ran my foot over once with a four wheeler

SARAH
let's talk about that

KANSAS
maybe don't stand behind the four wheeler while i'm trying to back it up
idiot.

kens speaks 🪐

next chapter will be float trip activities
brace yourselves