"Are you in?"

"Yeah."

"Kay. Pick your outfit and be ready."

"Yeah, one se-NO, come on, man. I wanted the blue one!"

"God..."

"Can I be black?"

"NO, THAT'S MINE!"

"Pleaseeeee?"

"No."

"I'm doing my baby seal eyes right now..."

"Not a chance."

"Fine. I guess I should go with brown..."

"I guess."

"I hate you."

"I hate yo-OH, wait shh."

Silence.

"Aww, I'm a crewmate?"

"Me too..."

"You're a crewmate, Chase? I don't believe you. You're always an imposter."

"Well not this time! How can I be sure you're not lying?"

"You just gotta."

"Then believe me, too."

"So I guess we're both imposters."

"Apparently."

"....let's get to our tasks, then."

"Right. I only have like, 5 tasks to do."

"I have...six!"

"Great. Finish 'em soon so we could spy."

"On it."

"Red is kinda sus....as always."

"Uh huh. Where the hell is MedBay?"

"You gotta go through the upper engine for that."

"The what?"

"God, Percy..."

"Sorry! I just cannot remember where things are."

"Did you finish your oth-NO!"

"WHAT?!"

"I- shit, I'm dead."

"What."

"He caught me off guard!"

"Who is it?"

"Purple!"

"Do you want me to press that emergency button?"

"Yes, please. Eject the shit out of it."

"Wait, there's an emergency meeting!"

"My body is reported."

"Nice."

"Shut up."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Brown is an imposter?"

"No, Jackson. Purple is the only imposter."

"They're suspecting brown."

"Who's brown?"

"Who's brown.....waiii-"

"Shit, you're brown! Quick, tell them."

"Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod"

"NOOO!"

SeaKing is not the imposter.

One imposter remains.

"Wow."

"Well...you got killed before me. Ha."

"You literally didn't know your own color, Percy."

"Whatever."

"Your name sucks by the way."

"Your name is literally proudjoke, Annabeth."

"Still better than yours."

"Hmph."

Silence.

"Wanna come to my place?"

"Sure."

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