[credits to the actual owner of the song]
[But I'mma make this my style hope the owner don't mind... ]
[Alastor]
[Charlie]
[Both]
[Vaggie, Y/n, angel]
[Yeah I added these three they will be singing together]
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[Nifty is busy cleaning and husker... Didn't wanna sing at all]
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"Attention all sinners! Alastor here! (And Charlie!) and were pleased as punch to tell you about the new Hazbin hotel!"

"Actually it's called to happy ho-"

"Wonderful! Now listen up!!"
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"What would you do if I said there's a place for you? A place Completely free of shame and doubt!"
[Well, just about]

"What would you do if you could start it all anew well, Come to our hotel and come find out!"

"You would not want for anything, we'll take it all away!"

"No, actually we'll give you things because stealings not okay..."

"Like bed of nails and swarms of bugs!"

"Or cupcake and bunch of hugs!"

"We'll make them pay, they'll want to stay!"

"Don't scare them all away!"

"They might not agree on everything as far as we could tell but they both want this new venture to do well~"

"So with her passion!"
"And his power!"
"And this rinky-dink hotel! We might just bring some heaven to hell~!!!"

"It's clear to me that your just looking for control... It's definitely getting out of hand.."
["I agree!"]

"So before we go and tell another tired, tortured soul I think we need to come up with a plan."
["Good idea!"]

"We'll ship them in and dress them up and make them look the part!"

"Or actually we should probably help them change their heart..."

"By teasing them and baiting them!"

"Or rehabilitating them!"

"Boil them! Paste them slice them up and carve them a' la carte!"

"That's horrible!"
[Don't be such a princess!]
"Go to hell!"
[Already there darling♡]

"They might not agree on everything as for as we could tell but they both want this new venture to do well~"

"So with her passion!"
"And his power!"
"And this rinky-dink hotel! We might just bring some heaven to hell~!!!"

[One more time for the demons in the back]

"So with her passion!"
"And his power!"
"And this rinky-dink hotel! We might just bring some heaven to hell~!!!"
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"Want some Hors d'oeuvres?(appetizers]"

"I'll pass...."

"Y/n?"

"Thanks Al...." I said

"I want one!" Angel said

"YEAH!"
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[Honestly I just made this to pass the time and because this song was in my head ELA]
[Ela- English language arts]