|In the sky, also flying around|
[Also right now your wearing a cloak around your body considering you naked without it|

"Everything's been so... Boring lately, demons been doing regular humany stuff lately other than terf wars and other sh** like that..." I said

"I'll just turn into a demon and walk around I guess" I said

|You turned into a demon|

"Wow it feels so weird to walk on 2 legs again! Hehe" I chuckled

{2 hours later}

"Nothing here eith- Alastor?!"

"Oh y/n dear hello" Alastor said

"What are you watching?" I asked

"This!" Alastor answered

"Uhhh...."

[There was a Blondie on the TV talking about rehabilitation]

"I figured it would serve a purpose, as a place to work for um, Redemption....yayyyy"

"I'm happy Charlie is thinking about this project but...Omg" I thought

"Look, every single one last of you has something good inside of you just deep inside I know you all do!!! But, maybe I'm not getting through you"

"I know she isn't about to- Al I have to go!" I said

"Hm? Why in such a hurry?" Alastor asked

"I need to go see a friend of mine" I said

"Alright then"

|you teleported to the tv place...|

"Excuse me! Could you let me in!" I asked the guard

"Oh please! Go find something better else to do you th-"

{I punched that motherfu**er to the moon}

"Okay I shall ask again! May I go in?"

"Yeah!!! Sure go in just don't hurt me!!" The other guard said

"Thank you!"

|I went in and saw vaggie with a disappointed face|

"Vaggie! What's going on!" I asked

"Charlie..."

"Catering to a specific clientele!"
(Oooh)

"Inside every demon is a rainbow!"

"Inside every sinner is a shiny smile"

"Inside of every creepy Hatchet-wielding maniac"

"Is a jolly, happy, cupcake loving child~we can turn around they'll be heaven bound, with just a little time at the happy hotel!"

"SO you all junkies, freaks, and weirdos, creepers, fu**-ups, crook, and zeros and downfall superheroes! Help is here!"

"All of you cretins, sluts and losers, sexual deviants and boozers and prescription drug abusers! Need not fear! Forever well cure your sin! Well make you well you'll feel so swell"

"Right here in the happy hotel! There will be no more fire no more screams, just puppy dog kisses! Cotton candy dreams!"

"Fluffy-puffy clouds, you will be like wow"

"Once you check in with me! So all your cartoon porn addiction, vegan rants, psychic predictions, ancient Roman crucifixion! end right here!"

"All you monsters, thieves, and crazies, Frothing mouth is full of rabies, filled with cheer, you'll be complete, it'll be so neat"

"Our services can't be beat, you'll be on easy street, YES! Life will be sweet at the happy hotelll!!!!!"
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"WOW! That was sh**!"

"Hahahahaha ah hahahaha ah hahahaha" everyone laughed

"Can I kill everyone here!" I asked

"I wish you could...but no..." vaggie said

"YOU THINK JUST FROM SINGING A SONG!!?? WILL MAKE ALL THESE DEMONIC BIT**ES WANT TO CHANGE?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FU** IS GOING ON WITH YOUR BRAIN?!" Katie Killjoy said

"I-I well... WE ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE LIVING THERE AN HIS NAME IS ANGEL DUST! AND HE BEEN CLEAN FOR 2 WEEKS!" Charlie said

"Angel dust? The porn star? Ha as if!" Tom said

"You fu**ing would Tom..."

"Breaking new! We have people doing terf wars and one of them is named angel dust!"

"WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE! WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE NAMED ANGEL DUST! AND THE SPECIAL SOMEONE SAID HE WAS CLEAN FOR 2 FU**ING WEEK?!" Katie killjoy said

"Angel... "

"So how does it feel to be a laughing stock and a complete failure?!!!" Katie said

"Well how does it feel that I got your pen! BIT**!!" Charlie said
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"What did you just say?"

"Um ehe... Uh oh..."

"YOU BIT**" Katie said

[An entire battle started]
[Charlie vs Katie killjoy]

"What the fu**" I said

"HELP ME!! WHY WON'T NOBODY HELP MEEEEE!!!!" Tom yelled

[There was fire and alarms going off...]

[On the ride to the hotel]
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"That was some sh*t that went down... And its angels fault? I mean not really...this hotel idea... I don't know about it anymore..." I thought
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"What?" Angel asked

"What? WHAT?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING!" vaggie yelled

"I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a good thing? Friends Helping other friends?" Angel said

"YEAH! BUT NOT WITH TERF WARS! THAT REQUIRES ABSOLUTE GENOCIDE!" Vaggie yelled

"Eh! You win some you lose a few hundred! And like come on I had to!! my credibility was on the line!! How would people react and think that I was actually going clean?! It just doesn't fit with me!" angel said

"YOUR CREDIBILITY?! WHAT ABOUT THE HOTEL! YOUR INCIDENT MADE US LOOK LIKE A FU**ING JOKE!" Vaggie said

"No no hon jokes are supposed to be funny, I made you guys look.. Sad! And pathetic! Like a depressed orphan child! With no arms or no legs oh! And progeria!! GREAT now I'm bummed thinking about it! Do we have any liquor?"

"Can you TRY to be serious!?" Vaggie asked

"Fine!!! Just don't get your taco in a twist baby!" angel said

"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?" vaggie asked

"Whatever one pi**es you off more" Angel said

"URGGG! I'm gonna kill him!"

"Your to late for that sweetie! Wait! Can I douple die? Where exactly would I go! To DOUPLE hell!? Haha sorry sweetie but you stuck with me!" angel said

"And besides! Who cares if some people got hurt! Most of them are ugly freaks! Look at them! We got a lot of Harley babies!" Angel said

"Your the one to talk... " Vaggie said

"HEY! This body is flawless! everyone wants some of me! And I have the creepy fan letters to prove it"

"Oh my god....." I said

"URGGGG"

"That was really uncool you know angel..." Charlie said

"UNCOOL!? AFTER THAT TRAIN RECK THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE!! IS GOING TO THE HOTEL, ALL THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR SELFISH BULLSH*T" Vaggie yelled

"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore..." angel asked

"What do you think?" I said

"Aww well shucks!" angel said

"It's fine vaggie! We don't officially know if everything is over, try to relax vaggie it'll be okay." Charlie said

{Inside of the hotel}

"URGGGGG!" Vaggie grunted

"Sh*t, sh*t, just absolute sh*t..." I said under my breathe

"We should get some real food! You know for all these Bit**es that are here! Hahaha" angel said

"Angel... Not right now" I said

"Fine..."
[I saw Charlie walk outside]

"Charlie...What the hell..." I said

"Y/n..."

"Yeah vaggie? Whats wrong" I said

"How would you like to work at the hazbin hotel!" vaggie said

"I mean I don't see why not... Sure I'll do it!!" I said

"Great!!! I'm happy you decided to work here!" vaggie said

"But I have a slight- well actually a huge problem." I said

"What is it?"

"Well as a dragon, I have a lot of battles and wars with humans and other dragons, most of the time they would pick a war with me, I mean as one of the strongest dragons also known as the princess of dragons, I'm basically the second strongest dragon before my mother" I said

"I see... Fine you can be an exception when it comes to wars and stuff" vaggie said

"Thanks vaggie♡" I said

"WHAT! SO UNFAIR!" angel said

"Shut the fu** up!" vaggie said

"Hey vaggie!" Charlie yelled

"What...." vaggie said pi**ed off

"The radio demon is at the door!"

"WHAT?!"

"Uh who?" angel said

"What do I do!!!" Charlie said

"Well don't let him in!" vaggie yelled

[I walked to the door with Charlie and opened it]

"May I speak now" Alastor asked

"You may!" Charlie said

"Alastor! Pleasure meeting you! What a pleasure! Sorry for the sudden visit! But I just saw your fiasco! On a picture show and I was like! WHAT A PERFORMANCE BRAVO BRAVO!! Jeez I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash oh 1929! Hahaha ahh so many orphans"

"STOP RIGHT THERE!! [Insert vaggie saying something in Spanish] GET LOST YOUR EVIL BASTARD! I know your game and I will not let you hurt anyone here! YOU PUMPUS CHEESY TOXIC SH** LORD!!" vaggie said

"Hah oh darling if I ever wanted to hurt anyone here! I would have done so already"
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"But no I came here because I want to help!" alastor said

"Say what?"

"Help!!! Haha is this thing on? Testing! Testing!" Alastor said

"Well I heared you loud and clear!" Alastor's mic said

"Help... With???"

"This ridiculous thing your doing! I want to help you run it!" Alastor said

"Umm, why?" Charlie asked

"Haha why does anyone do anything?! Sheer absolute boredom! Hah I've been lacking inspiration for decades!"Alastor said with a usual smile

"Does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment?" Charlie asked

"Haha it's the purest kind my dear, REALITY! TRUE PASSION! After all the world is a stage! And a stage is a world filled with entertainment" alastor said

"So you do think that demons can change?" Charlie said

"He's gonna laugh and say no" I said in the distance

"No! I think that this radio demon think the same way I do!" Charlie said
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"Why?" I asked

"Anyways as I was saying, You do believe that demons can change?" Charlie asked

"Haha of course not!! That's wacky nonsense!" alastor laughed

"Sorry Charlie..." I said

"Oh~Redemption the non-existent humanity! No no no no! I don't think that there's no chance of saving such loafing sinners, They had a chance with the life they had before! And since they ruined it!their punishment is THIS, there is no redoing for what is already done!" alastor said

"Then why do you want to help if you don't believe that a demon can change?" Charlie asked

"To entertainment myself! I want to watch the world climb up the Mountain of Vetimans! And then repeatedly trip and tumble down into the fiery pit of failure..." Alastor said

"So in other words you want to entertain yourself by seeing charlie fail" I said

"Exactly!"

"Right..." Charlie said

"Yepahdooz! I see big things coming your way!" Alastor said

"Hehe! Your so bright alastor!" I said

"Uh-huh" Charlie agreed

"Oi toots come here real quick!" Angel said reffering to me

"Hm? Coming angel!" I said

[I walked over to angel and vaggie]

"Toots! What's the deal with smiles over there?" Angel asked

"Wait you don't know him!" vaggie said

"Hm?"

"The radio demon? the most powerful demon anyone in hell has every seen?" I said

"Meh I'm not big on politics" angel said

"Urg......decades Alastor Menefested in seemingly one night he began toppling over powerful demons who was dominant for centuries, that kind of raw power have never been seen in hell, then he would broadcast his carnage all over hell so people could see how powerful he is, sinners started calling him the radio demon, as lazy as that is, many has speculated what unimaginable force has made him rival our ancient and indestructible evils... But one thing is for sure he's a unpredictable and wicked spirit that we can't risk getting involved of unless we want to end up erased!" Vaggie explained

"Ya done? Hah he looks like a strawberry pimp" Angel said

"Well I don't trust him!" vaggie said

"To be fair, Do you trust any men? Any men? Hehe men?" Angel asked

[Vaggie went over to Charlie and pulled her into a corner]

"Hm"

"What are you thinking about y/n" Alastor asked

"Nothing, Nothing at all" I said

"Alright then!"

"I still see no reason for alastor to be here, I also wonder what's Lucifer doing, my mother said he's being the idiot she thinks he is"

"Okay so al! Your sketchy as fu** and you clearly think that what l'm trying to do here is joke... But I don't! I think that everyone here deserves a chance to be better! So I'm taking your offer! Under the condition that better be no tricky and voodoo magic stuff" Charlie said

"So it's a deal then?" Alastor said

[green smoke started forming and making a very strong wind]

"NO! no deals either, mmh as princess of hell and heir to the throne, I say that you can work here! For as long you want!" Charlie said kinda nervously

"Hm, Alright fair enough!" Alastor said

"Great...."

"Alastor, this is vaggie!" I said as I point at vaggie

"Hm, Smile my dear! Your never fully dressed without one!" Alastor said

"URGGG!!!" Vaggie grunted

"Okay what the fu**" I said

"So where is your hotel stuff?" alastor asked

"Uh!! Well-" Charlie said

[Charlie took a glance at vaggie, and Alastor also looked at vaggie, and I'm pretty sure his smile widened a bit, almost unnoticeable.]

"Oh ho your gonna need more then that" Alastor said

"And what can you do my effeminate fellow?" Alastor asked angel dust

"I can suck your di**♡" angel said

"Ha, no!" Alastor said

"Your loss" angel said

"Asexual and aromatic panic" I whispered

"Shut up" Alastor said

"Pft...hehehe"

"Oh no this simply won't do! I guess I can cash in a few favors to lighten things up!" Alastor said

[Alastor snapped his fingers and in the chimney a swirl of fire formed and when it died down a child looking demon came out]

"Alastor is that who I think it is" I said

"Yep! This is Niffty!" Alastor said

"Hi I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been awhile since I made new friends! Why are you all women? ARE THERE ANY MEN HERE?! I'm sorry that was very rude! Oh my Lucifer, hi y/n! Oh my Lucifer! This place is filthy! It needs a ladies touch! Which is weird since you all are women no offence! Oh my Lucifer! This is awful! Nope, Nope, Nope, hehe Nope! Nope! Nope" Niffty said as she cleans the hotel

"Hehe hi Niffty♡♡" I said

[Niffty went to hug y/n and got back to cleaning]

"If I someone said Niffty didn't die as a child, I would not believe them... At all..." I though

"Full open week Bo-ooooh, what the hell? What the fu** is this... YOU!" A winged cat said

"Ah husker my dear friend, glad you could make it" Alastor said

"Don't you dare husker me you son of a bit**, I was about to win the entire pot!" Husker said

"Good to see you to" Alastor said

"Urg, the he** you want with me this time" Husker asked

"Husker! I'm doing some charity work! And I took it opon myself to volunteer your services, I hope you don't mind" Alastor said

"Are you shi*en me" Husker asked

"Hmm, no I don't think so!" Alastor said

"You thought it would be some big fu**en Riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think i'm some fu**en clown?!?!"

"Maybe [of course I do]" Alastor said

"I ain't doin no fu**en charity work" Husker said

"Hmm, I could make this more welcoming, if you wish" Alastor said as he spawns a bottle of cheap booze

"What? You think I can you can buy me with a bottle of cheap booze?!?! Well ya' can!" Husker said

"Hey! Hey! Hey! No bar! No alcohol! This is supposed to be a place where we discourage sins! Not some, Kind of mount. Brothal. Man cave!" Vaggie said

"SHUT UP!! SHUT.UP!! We are keeping this!" angel said

[Angel went over to husker]

"So husker how was you-" I was interrupted

"Hey~" angel said

"Go fu** yourself" Husker said

"Only if you watch me" Angel said

"OMG WELCOME! YOUR GONNA LOVE IT HERE!" Charlie said

"I lost the ability to love years ago" Husker said

"Husker..."

"WHAT, oh wait y/n it's just you, what?" Husker said

"Can I have [insert drink] please!" I asked

"Yeah sure"

"Thanks!" I said

"Well what do you think?" Alastor asked Charlie

"Oh my Lucifer! This is amazing!" Charlie said

"It's okay..." Vaggie said

"Cool!!" I said

"Now this will be very entertaining!!" Alastor said

-music started playing-

"You have a dream! you wish to tell♡ and its laughable!!but hey kid what the hell"

"Because your one of a kind~the charming demon Vail! Now let's give these burning fools a place so swell! Take it boys"

[Insert jazz music]

"Inside of every demon is a loss cause, ha but we'll dress them up for now with a smile]
[With a smile]

"Oh! Here below the ground oh I'm sure you'll make a sound, they'll spend a little time down at the happy ho-"

(insert explosion)

[A piece of the wall hit Niffty]

"The fu** was that... "I said

[Everyone looked outside]

"HA! well well well, look who it is, the harboring freak! We meet again Alastor!" A snake dude said

"Do I know you?" Alastor asked

"Wha!! Oh yes you do!! And this time I brought the element of surprise! Hahahahaha I'm so evil!"

[Instead of telling you about what just happened I will just show you, watch the video if you want to know]

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

"WELL, I'm starved! Who want some jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya in fact it nearly killed her haha you could say that was a kick right out of hell!! Haha I'm on a roll!! Yes this is the start of some real changes down here the game is set! Now.... Stay tuned...hehehe"
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Hazbin hotel fact:
Y/n:
"Y/n feels very comfortable with no clothes on, and she takes off her cloak when no one is around, besides she already knows when someone is watching her"

"Y/n facts are created by me"

"Y/n met Alastor by complete accident."

"I spin a wheel to see who facts will I be doing"