life is but a dream for the dead.
— Gerard Way

"yo bitches, y'all can't believe what happened today," yoongi sat down on his leather seat and put his feet on top of the table.

"you seem happy, what did you eat?" seokjin questioned as he sipped his cup of tea.

hoseok's ears perked up, "ooo~ what is it?"

"a newbie..."

"named herself—" he paused, attempting not to laugh.

taehyung rolled his eyes, "just spit it out already."

"she named herself fuck."

silence echoed through the walls of the room.

the four of them snorted in sync.

"aHaHAHAHAH her name's fuck HAHAHAHAHAH" seokjin exclaimed, doing his signature windshield wiper laugh.

hoseok attempted not to laugh for he felt sorry for the girl, while taehyung rolled on the floor, laughing like there's no tomorrow.

after a few minutes or even hours of laughing nonstop, they finally calmed down.

"ah, that was a good laugh." taehyung wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes.

from goofy-idiot mode, seokjin turned into very serious business mode, "but in all the seriousness, what exactly happened?"

"well," yoongi coughed, "i introduced myself cheerfully and energetically explained to her the basic things she will need in order to achieve her goal."

"what was that? i couldn't hear anything from the bullshit that came out of your mouth." taehyung began twirling a strand of his hair.

"taehyung, since when did you become a sassy little bitch?" hoseok shook his head in disbelief.

"jesus christ, language everbody, LANGUAGE!" seokjin screamed at hoseok and taehyung.

and then suddenly,

yoongi snapped.

"OH MY GOD, COULD YOU LET ME DO WHAT I NEED TO DO." he screeched.

the three immediately stopped what they were doing and sat down like good little children.

yoongi sighed, "finally, okay. so here's what happened. and then..."

this is
slowly becoming
a crack book
and im
loving it