astroash: calum 😔

[ caluminthehood is online ]

caluminthehood: what is it what happened who do i need to kill

astroash: you don't need to kill anyone

caluminthehood: why are you sad

astroash: mikey is making me go outside
astroash: "you need to be in a social environment"
astroash: "talk to real people"
astroash: i think the fuck not

caluminthehood: okay so you're being a dramatic bitch™️
caluminthehood: why?

astroash: cause i didn't wanna get dressed
astroash: but he was gonna take my phone away so i listened to him

caluminthehood: you sound like a child

astroash: yeah

caluminthehood: what did you end up wearing

astroash: sigh
astroash: gimme a second

caluminthehood: okay

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"Mikey!" Ashton screamed, clutching his phone in his hand as he leaned casually against the bathroom countertop.

Michael came running into the bathroom, wearing a frightened look on his face. "What?"

Ashton innocently looked up at his younger friend. "Take a picture of me?"

Michael's features immediately switched to a frown. "Don't do that to me."

Ashton's lips slipped into a pout. "I'm sorry."

"It's fine." Michael shrugged. "Just please do not scream like that over a photo."

"I-I won't. I'm sorry." Ashton bit his lip. "I really appreciate you being here for me, Mike. Thank you."

"You're my best friend. I wouldn't rather be anywhere else."

That made Ashton smile.

"Plus, I don't have anywhere else to be."

That made Ashton chuckle. "Take the picture."

Michael held his hand out, and Ashton placed his phone carefully into his palm. "Anything for you, mate."

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astroash:

(please just pretend his hair is black, i'll probably change the photo later but i'm too tired right now)

caluminthehood: okay what the fuck
caluminthehood: this is not fair
caluminthehood: my eyes are sweating

astroash: caption it

caluminthehood: "my boyfriend came untouched at this photograph"

astroash: now who's being dramatic

caluminthehood: and that is you just throwing something on
caluminthehood: this is not fucking FAIR

astroash: shut up you beautiful human
astroash: you are perfect
astroash: and i will tell you until the day you die

caluminthehood: hmmfff

astroash: did you just text huff at me

caluminthehood: hmMmFfF

astroash: sigh

caluminthehood: so what are you even gonna do when you go out

astroash: i don't know
astroash: drink iced coffee and talk to michael

caluminthehood: he's a good friend

astroash: i know

caluminthehood: you shouldn't complain so much

astroash: i don't complain

caluminthehood: not to me
caluminthehood: but i know you do
caluminthehood: he doesn't have to be there for you

astroash: i know

caluminthehood: appreciate him more
caluminthehood: okay i'm done being grown up
caluminthehood: i'm stealing that photo
caluminthehood: it's my new lock screen

astroash: okay

caluminthehood: i mean FUCK
caluminthehood: and your nails are painted oh my god that's it i'm SO FUCKING DONE

astroash: i had to pass time somehow
astroash: i've just been studying random shit and doing stupid things
astroash: michael is great at that

caluminthehood: studying??
caluminthehood: we love an intelligent daddy

astroash: who is 'we'

caluminthehood: me + the voices in my head

astroash: alright then
astroash: i'm bored and i'm not allowed to work rn so yes i've been studying

caluminthehood: what have you been studying?

astroash: lots of music theory
astroash: math and history
astroash: and lots of reading

caluminthehood: oooh
caluminthehood: okay wow intelligence is so attractive
caluminthehood: liKe
caluminthehood: i'm imagining you with glasses and now i can die happy

astroash: i wore glasses
astroash: for a while

caluminthehood: what the fuck lemme see

astroash:

caluminthehood: holy
caluminthehood: that is
caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: how many girls asked you out in high school

astroash: not many
astroash: i was openly gay
astroash: it frightened them

caluminthehood: you were gorgeous
caluminthehood: goddamn

astroash: uwu
astroash: now i want a picture of baby calum

caluminthehood: okay then
caluminthehood:

astroash: awww
astroash: oh my god that's so precious
astroash: but not what i meant

caluminthehood: you asked for a baby picture

astroash: let me try again
astroash: teenaged calum please

caluminthehood:

astroash: oh wow
astroash: you are just
astroash: 😍😍😍😍
astroash: that's one hell of a glow up

caluminthehood: teenaged calum was bad at selfies
caluminthehood: bad at taking selfies
caluminthehood: why the fuck can't i properly form sentences

astroash: that was formed correctly

caluminthehood: mr smarty pants
caluminthehood: reading so many damned books

astroash: lots of music books
astroash: learning about shit like tertian harmony
astroash: it's so b o r i n g

caluminthehood: music is the single greatest thing to have ever existed so take it back before i kill you

astroash: okay okay sorry

caluminthehood: t a k e i t b a c k

astroash: i take it back
astroash: happy??

caluminthehood: sure

astroash: you're so dramatic
astroash: and i love you so much

caluminthehood: i love you too ash

astroash: i have to go
astroash: mikey is calling me
astroash: i'll talk to you later

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: goodbye my love ❤

astroash: bye cally ❤

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