astroash: CALUM THOMAS HOOD

caluminthehood: good morning to you too

astroash: WHERE IN THE F U C K
astroash: IS MY COFFEE

caluminthehood: i don't know??

astroash: yOu doNt kNow

caluminthehood: yeah

astroash: whY DON'T YOU KNOW

caluminthehood: cAuSe i DOnT lIvE iN yOuR hOuSE
caluminthehood: s o r r y

astroash: I NEED COFFEE
astroash: COFFEE OR DEATH

caluminthehood: don't you think you're overreacting just a tad

astroash: not in the slightest
astroash: WHERE IS MY CAFFEINE

caluminthehood: check under the sink

astroash: alREaDY dId
astroash: only decaf
astroash: who the FUCK drinks DECAF

caluminthehood: why did you buy decaf if you don't drink it??

astroash: i don't know

caluminthehood: cupboard by the window??

astroash: n O

caluminthehood: by the dishwasher??

astroash: N O

caluminthehood: maybe where you keep your fucking COFFEE CUPS

astroash: oh wait
astroash: maybe

caluminthehood: jesus
caluminthehood: that was a rollercoaster

astroash: found some
astroash: i love you 😍😍😍

caluminthehood: me or the coffee?

astroash: ....
astroash: i can love two things

caluminthehood: are you sure you didn't already have coffee
caluminthehood: cause damn
caluminthehood: that was wildly energetic
caluminthehood: and unless we're fucking you hardly have any energy in the morning

astroash: well yeah
astroash: cause
astroash: your eyes and your lips and your jaw and your neck and your collarbones
astroash: and your shoulders and your chest and your stomach and your HIP BONES
astroash: and your thighs
astroash: most of the reasons i'm alive
astroash: - a poem by me

caluminthehood: woah
caluminthehood: lol ur gay

astroash: what i had no idea

caluminthehood: you had no idea
caluminthehood: AGAHAGAH

astroash: it's called sarcasm baby boy

caluminthehood: don't call me that or so help me god ashton
caluminthehood: i'll get turned on

astroash: shshsshsjsbb
astroash: maybe that's what i want

caluminthehood: you horny fuck

astroash: why yes i am

caluminthehood: so what do you want from me

astroash: i don't know
astroash: hugs 😖

caluminthehood: aw ashy
caluminthehood: i wanna give em to you

astroash:

caluminthehood: i want that too

astroash:

caluminthehood: yes daddy

astroash: say it

caluminthehood: say what ash

astroash: tell me you're beautiful
astroash: you know you are

caluminthehood: hnnngggh
caluminthehood: i don't wanna

astroash: please baby

caluminthehood: mmm
caluminthehood: fine
caluminthehood: i am beautiful
caluminthehood: you make me feel that way

astroash: i'm so glad angel

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: such a hard decision

astroash: honestly baby you can just have both
astroash: i want you to have whatever makes you happy

caluminthehood: stop being cute
caluminthehood: i just decided that this is now a kinky conversation

astroash: okay
astroash:

caluminthehood: i have never seen anything more true in my life
caluminthehood:

astroash: baby let's play a game

caluminthehood: what game daddy

astroash: truth or dare
astroash: basically its truth or truth
astroash: but they're about sex so

caluminthehood: let's do that yes

astroash: okay
astroash: what's a secret fantasy you have

caluminthehood: it isn't secret if i tell you
caluminthehood: but i always kinda wanted to be publicly humiliated
caluminthehood: idk why

astroash: oh wow
astroash: that's hot

caluminthehood: i know
caluminthehood: what do you like most about being dominant

astroash: i like being in charge
astroash: holding you down and listening to you beg for me
astroash: and i like that no one else will ever have you the way i do

caluminthehood: ashton
caluminthehood: no one else will ever have me
caluminthehood: PERIOD

astroash: shush you cutie pie
astroash: what are your biggest weaknesses in bed

caluminthehood: as if you don't know

astroash: you have to answer angel

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: i love when you give me hickies in places only we can see
caluminthehood: and i love thigh kisses
caluminthehood: but my favorite thing, the thing that drives me MAD
caluminthehood: is when you hold me down and whisper dirty things in my ears
caluminthehood: telling me what you're gonna do to me, how long you'll do it for

astroash: my baby boy is so submissive sometimes
astroash: i love it

caluminthehood: ❤❤❤
caluminthehood: now ashy
caluminthehood: tell me what's the fastest way to turn you on

astroash: you know already angel

caluminthehood: just play the game my love

astroash: okay
astroash: i love it when you pull my hair
astroash: and i love when you sit on my lap while we watch a movie or something, cause you know it'll always turn into something more
astroash: but i think my favourite thing is when you lay your head by my lap and look up at me all innocently, even though we both know you aren't anywhere near that
astroash: and you smile cutely as your hand moves up my thigh
astroash: makes my insides tingly

caluminthehood: i know 😚
caluminthehood: 's why i do it

astroash: 😍😍😍😍
astroash: i love you so much baby

caluminthehood: i love you too daddy
caluminthehood: now please rearrange my insides

astroash: shbsbsbh
astroash: you're really fucking straightforward when you want to be

caluminthehood: i guess
caluminthehood: your turn to ask

astroash: hm
astroash: do you dream about me?

caluminthehood: all the time

astroash: what do you dream about

caluminthehood: sometimes it's sexy things
caluminthehood: like shower stuff and hhghhh
caluminthehood: but then other times it's even just the idea of you holding my hand and i'm so fucking happy

astroash: cally you're so sweet
astroash: you make my heart go 🥺🥺🥺🥺

caluminthehood: i know
caluminthehood: and your chest is literally the best pillow ever
caluminthehood: you cannot change my mind

astroash: not gonna try to
astroash: i love when you sleep on my chest

caluminthehood: makes me feel so safe 🥰🥰🥰

astroash: i'm glad baby

caluminthehood: and when you wrap your arms around me and kiss my forehead and run your fingers through my hair
caluminthehood: and we stay up all night talking about everything and nothing at all
caluminthehood: our hearts beat at the same time
caluminthehood: and i know that that's what i want forever

astroash: shut up 🥺
astroash: you said this was a kinky conversation but you caught me off guard and now i'm blushing

caluminthehood: hehe i made daddy blush

astroash: shut up or so help me God i'll hug you

caluminthehood: oh no not love and affection
caluminthehood: the one reason i'm ALIVE

astroash: shhshshsgsgsgsg

caluminthehood: can i please have some hugs ash

astroash: baby you know i'd be giving you hugs if i could be
astroash: i'm so sorry that i can't be there with you but i really wish i was

caluminthehood: it's okay ashy
caluminthehood: i know you'll be back

astroash: of course i will be, angel
astroash: i miss you too much to stay away

caluminthehood: ❤
caluminthehood: when are you gonna see harry

astroash: soon
astroash: tbh i should be getting ready now

caluminthehood: you better not do anything stupid and get yourself killed

astroash: i won't baby
astroash: i promise

caluminthehood: in that case
caluminthehood: i love you so very much and i'll talk to you later

astroash: i love you more

caluminthehood: say sike right now

astroash: no

caluminthehood: 😡😡😡
caluminthehood: rude

astroash: angel i have to go

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: goodbye my love

astroash: ❤️❤️❤️

caluminthehood: ❤️❤️❤️

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

[ astroash is offline ]

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my apologies for taking so long

high school is kinda tiring lmao

love y'all

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