astroash: two more days and then i'll see you again
astroash: i cant wait

caluminthehood: ugh i know
caluminthehood: two days feels like forever

astroash: just don't think too much
astroash: it'll be soon

caluminthehood: i need to go out and buy a BUNCH of shit
caluminthehood: there is like nothing in this house

astroash: why not?

caluminthehood: cause i don't eat a lot at home?
caluminthehood: i eat at work sometimes

astroash: sometimes??
astroash: that's not healthy baby
astroash: you're supposed to eat three meals a day
astroash: and if not, you should have a snack every couple hours

caluminthehood: you're not my dad

astroash: you're right
astroash: but i am your boyfriend and i care very much about you
astroash: so please eat more

caluminthehood: maybe when you're here i'll have some motivation

astroash: what do you even do when i'm not with you?

caluminthehood: cry, surf the web, starve myself, cry some more, go to work
caluminthehood: then repeat

astroash: babyyy

caluminthehood: what? i'm just being honest

astroash: you shouldn't be sad when i'm not there

caluminthehood: why not
caluminthehood: i'm too busy being happy when you ARE here
caluminthehood: and i have to be sad sometime
caluminthehood: so i'll just be sad when you're not with me

astroash: you shouldn't be sad at all
astroash: you're too pretty

caluminthehood: itsokaytobesadsometimes

astroash: i'm not going to win this am i

caluminthehood: no

astroash: sigh

caluminthehood: wig : snatched
caluminthehood: tea : spilt
caluminthehood: self esteem : low
caluminthehood: hotel : trivago

astroash: oh my
astroash: i love you so much

caluminthehood: that makes one of us
caluminthehood: but i love you too

astroash:

caluminthehood: it's not my fault that i'm trash
caluminthehood: and don't call me a bitch
caluminthehood: bitch

astroash: hypocrite
astroash: i don't know how many times i have to tell you baby
astroash: you are p e r f e c t
astroash: PERFECT

caluminthehood: nuh uh
caluminthehood: you're way better than me in literally every way
caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: see look

astroash: that's you
astroash: it's even got the cute green sweater

(y'all know which one)

caluminthehood: wut the fucc
caluminthehood: it is clearly you

astroash: no

caluminthehood: yeah
caluminthehood: the best cuddles
caluminthehood: always makes me smile
caluminthehood: which is a challenge
caluminthehood: so good job

astroash: mhm

caluminthehood: i think the winky face speaks for itself

astroash: yeah

caluminthehood: does anything for attention
caluminthehood: meaning : you are LITERALLY ALWAYS touching me
caluminthehood: i'm not complaining tho

astroash: you've just described yourself

caluminthehood: you're making me angry

astroash: how??
astroash: i'm complimenting you

caluminthehood: you're LYING

astroash: shush
astroash: i'm not a liar

caluminthehood: mhm okay
caluminthehood: i've got a serious question tho

astroash: what is it?

caluminthehood: have you ever questioned your gender identity?

astroash: oh
astroash: when you said serious, i didn't think it would actually be serious
astroash: um
astroash: yes?

caluminthehood: really?

astroash: ahh yes
astroash: my teenaged years were a dysphoric time

caluminthehood: is it weird if i say
caluminthehood: s a m e

astroash: nah
astroash: just ironic
astroash: we're like the same person

caluminthehood: well yeah i suppose
caluminthehood: except
caluminthehood: i like butt stuff

astroash: wow okay
astroash: that took a turn

caluminthehood: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
caluminthehood: but you really questioned if you were a boy or girl?
caluminthehood: or both?
caluminthehood: or neither?

astroash: yes
astroash: yes i have
astroash: i thought i was agender but no
astroash: and that just makes things really awkward

(Yes it does)

caluminthehood: i guess
caluminthehood: tbh i thought i was a girl at one point

astroash: you'd make a pretty girl

caluminthehood: uwu
caluminthehood: so would you

astroash: uwu

caluminthehood: you're hot no matter what so
caluminthehood: doesn't really matter

astroash: thanks baby

caluminthehood: but if you were a girl, would you still date me?

astroash: yes
astroash: why wouldn't i?

caluminthehood: i don't know
caluminthehood: just,,,sometimes when your gender changes, your taste changes as well
caluminthehood: i've only spoken to trans people, i'm clearly not one of them so i can't speak FOR them

astroash: i'll love you no matter what

caluminthehood: 😍😍
caluminthehood: OH
caluminthehood: what's your opinion on terfs

astroash: they can go to hell

caluminthehood: no that's where i'm going
caluminthehood: but yeah i think what they believe in is terrible

astroash: TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

caluminthehood: TRANS MEN ARE MEN

astroash: yes

caluminthehood: i love you so much oh woww

astroash: love you too

caluminthehood: i've gotta go ash
caluminthehood: duke has to pee

astroash: okay baby
astroash: what time is it for you?

caluminthehood: 10pm

astroash: be safe when you take him outside

caluminthehood: yeah i will
caluminthehood: uwu

astroash: uwu

[ astroash is offline ]

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

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sorry for any mistakes

love you

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