ashtonofbricks: hey cal

caluminthehood: hi
caluminthehood: is there something you want

ashtonofbricks:

caluminthehood: soon
caluminthehood: i promise

ashtonofbricks: i have to wait like three more days and it's killing me

caluminthehood: and i thought i was desperate
caluminthehood: wow

ashtonofbricks: can we just talk about random shit to distract me

caluminthehood: yeah okay
caluminthehood: what do you wanna do when i get there

ashtonofbricks: pft
ashtonofbricks: you

caluminthehood: what do you want me to see??
caluminthehood: any special places?
caluminthehood: anything big and exciting??

ashtonofbricks: k im reealllly horny
ashtonofbricks: you've gotta know how that sounds to me rn

caluminthehood: oh i do
caluminthehood: i have a really great idea
caluminthehood: will i get to meet michael?
caluminthehood: OR HARRY

ashtonofbricks: you don't wanna meet either of those people

caluminthehood: yes i do
caluminthehood: for my plan

ashtonofbricks: what is your plan

caluminthehood: to make you jealous so we can have angry sex
caluminthehood: dUH

ashtonofbricks: this is not helping
ashtonofbricks: at all

caluminthehood: i know
caluminthehood: IDEA
caluminthehood: EVEN BETTER IDEA

ashtonofbricks: what is it baby

caluminthehood: will you take pictures with me
caluminthehood: for my tumblr

ashtonofbricks: you want me to?

caluminthehood: yesyesyesyesyes
caluminthehood: that would be wonderful
caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: the image in my head is just
caluminthehood: G O L D

ashtonofbricks: is my face gonna be in it

caluminthehood: mine isn't
caluminthehood: so yours doesn't have to be

ashtonofbricks: then yeah i'll take pictures with you

caluminthehood: y e s
caluminthehood: well uh
caluminthehood: now im a different kind of excited

ashtonofbricks: what kinda pictures do you wanna take darling

caluminthehood: you know what kinds of pictures
caluminthehood: don't be stupid

ashtonofbricks: i mean
ashtonofbricks: what do i have to do

caluminthehood: exactly what i do
caluminthehood: just sit there and look pretty

ashtonofbricks: i still don't understand

caluminthehood: i know what you're doing
caluminthehood: and im just gonna ignore it for now
caluminthehood: so i'll probably like sit on your lap or something
caluminthehood: cause that's cute
caluminthehood: and i'll have you wrap your arms around me

ashtonofbricks: what else

caluminthehood: well idk
caluminthehood: put your hands on my thighs??
caluminthehood: i seriously don't know

ashtonofbricks: okay
ashtonofbricks: can i mark youuu

caluminthehood: where

ashtonofbricks: your neck
ashtonofbricks: your jaw

caluminthehood: but no one is going to see that ? ?

ashtonofbricks: didn't say it was for the people
ashtonofbricks: maybe it's just for you

caluminthehood: actually
caluminthehood: maybe i'll let them see
caluminthehood: mm yes i shall
caluminthehood: yes you can mark me

ashtonofbricks: that's only one picture

caluminthehood: i see what you're doing
caluminthehood: and i absolutely love it

ashtonofbricks: so what else

caluminthehood: mm
caluminthehood: can we take the pictures like right after sex

ashtonofbricks: of course
ashtonofbricks: but why

caluminthehood: they like seeing me absolutely wrecked

ashtonofbricks: i can imagine
ashtonofbricks: your hair all messy, your lips red & swollen
ashtonofbricks: fuck

caluminthehood: yeah
caluminthehood: except now i have someone to kiss me & someone to manhandle me and give me bruises to show the people

ashtonofbricks: telling me about all these other people makes me jealous, just so you know

caluminthehood: daddy i am very aware of that
caluminthehood: that's partly why i'm telling you

ashtonofbricks: i'm not surprised
ashtonofbricks: you like when i get all jealous and angry and protective

caluminthehood: because it's fucking hot
caluminthehood: oml you know what's the best thing ever

ashtonofbricks: your smile

caluminthehood: shut up no
caluminthehood: POV porn
caluminthehood: mmM yES

ashtonofbricks: i agree but angel before you get too turned on will you tell me what else we're doing in these photos

caluminthehood: i don't know
caluminthehood: usually i take these by myself

ashtonofbricks: what do you mean 'usually'
ashtonofbricks: someone else has done this with you before
ashtonofbricks: who

caluminthehood: no one took photos with me

ashtonofbricks: explain

caluminthehood: someone took photos OF me

ashtonofbricks: who

caluminthehood: it's so easy to make you jealous ash
caluminthehood: god i love this

ashtonofbricks: who was it calum

caluminthehood: relax
caluminthehood: it was luke

ashtonofbricks: why

caluminthehood: because i was trying something different
caluminthehood: how did you think he knew?

ashtonofbricks: so the entire Internet has access to your bare body

caluminthehood: not bare
caluminthehood: i wear clothing
caluminthehood: just,,,,minimal

ashtonofbricks: do you know how that makes me feel

caluminthehood: jealous?

ashtonofbricks: a little

caluminthehood: what is there to be jealous over
caluminthehood: you don't know what you're missing
caluminthehood: and i'm not yours

ashtonofbricks: three more days love
ashtonofbricks: three more days and you'll be mine

caluminthehood: is that what you think?

ashtonofbricks: why are you trying to make me mad

caluminthehood: didn't you read what i wrote earlier??
caluminthehood: a n g r y  s e x

ashtonofbricks: why do you want that

caluminthehood: i'm just going to repeat it until you understand
caluminthehood: a n g r y  s e x
caluminthehood: ashton
caluminthehood: a n g r y  s e x

ashtonofbricks: cause you like being dominated??
ashtonofbricks: cause you wanna be punished??
ashtonofbricks: cause you wanna be destroyed??

caluminthehood: ding ding & ding

ashtonofbricks: wow i'm so smart

caluminthehood: my smarty pants
caluminthehood: ❤️💞💖💝💘💕

ashtonofbricks: i'm yours??

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: do we need to fight
caluminthehood: do i need to throw fists

ashtonofbricks: no

caluminthehood: you're about to catch these hands boyy

ashtonofbricks: what's happening

caluminthehood: i don't know
caluminthehood: i wanna do something stupid
caluminthehood: something illegal

ashtonofbricks: okay
ashtonofbricks: like what

caluminthehood: i don't know
caluminthehood: i wanna go clubbing

ashtonofbricks: that's not illegal
ashtonofbricks: that's gonna make me angry
ashtonofbricks: but it's not illegal

caluminthehood: why will that make you angry

ashtonofbricks: because you're gorgeous and someones gonna take you home and you're gonna forget about me and i'll be alone forever

caluminthehood: first of all, thank you
caluminthehood: second, no one will take me home because i wont let them
caluminthehood: third, i'm never gonna forget about you
caluminthehood: and lastly, you won't be alone forever cause you have me
caluminthehood: :)

ashtonofbricks: :-)*
ashtonofbricks: and thanks
ashtonofbricks: that makes me feel better
ashtonofbricks: but i still don't want you to go out clubbing or whatever

caluminthehood: you can't really stop me

ashtonofbricks: nope, you're right
ashtonofbricks: but i trust you
ashtonofbricks: so if you really think that you've got a strong enough will to resist them drunkies
ashtonofbricks: go ahead and have fun baby
ashtonofbricks: enjoy yourself
ashtonofbricks: go big or go home, right?

caluminthehood: or in my case
caluminthehood: stay home cause you're too chicken to go out anyways

ashtonofbricks: pft
ashtonofbricks: so what will you do instead

caluminthehood: probably gonna watch HIMYM and eat popcorn 🍿

ashtonofbricks: y e s
ashtonofbricks: that show is amazing

caluminthehood: and i can get drunk on my sofa soo
caluminthehood: this plan might just work

( and now i will sing moving along )

ashtonofbricks: that's kinda sad

caluminthehood: yeah well
caluminthehood: i'm kinda sad

ashtonofbricks: awh no why
ashtonofbricks: don't be sad

caluminthehood: no reason in particular today
caluminthehood: i just mean that my life is miserable
caluminthehood: i don't have any friends

ashtonofbricks: you have duke
ashtonofbricks: and me

caluminthehood: but you already said that duke is only here because i want him to be
caluminthehood: he doesn't like me
caluminthehood: and you are clearly more than a friend

ashtonofbricks: i didn't mean that cal
ashtonofbricks: the dog loves you

caluminthehood: he loves that i give him food and a place to stay

ashtonofbricks: he loves you

caluminthehood: oh really

ashtonofbricks: yes
ashtonofbricks: you're cute and smart and funny and adorable and overall just a ball of sunshine

caluminthehood: the dog doesn't think i'm cute tho
caluminthehood: or smart or funny
caluminthehood: plus cute & adorable are the same thing sooo

ashtonofbricks: would you shut the fuck up and let me compliment you
ashtonofbricks: you are MY adorable cute smart funny ball of sunshine and there's nothing you can do about it
ashtonofbricks: understand?

caluminthehood: yes daddy

ashtonofbricks: why do you always do that
ashtonofbricks: can't we have a normal conversation?

caluminthehood: shouldn't have texted me if you wanted normal

ashtonofbricks: fair enough
ashtonofbricks: well i'll let you enjoy your tv show

caluminthehood: it'd be better if you were here with me
caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: crying emojis
caluminthehood: for u
caluminthehood: that's how much i wish you were here

ashtonofbricks: awh baby
ashtonofbricks: soon, okay?
ashtonofbricks: soon you'll be here with me
ashtonofbricks: and we can do anything you want

caluminthehood: i'm gonna get cuddles??
caluminthehood: and hugs & kisses??

ashtonofbricks: anything you want

caluminthehood: oooh
caluminthehood: okay 🙃
caluminthehood: bye bye ash

ashtonofbricks: goodbye angel

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i already wrote the cashton meeting chapter aha

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