caluminthehood: so did you help him

cliffoconda: talk to him yourself

caluminthehood: asshole

[ caluminthehood has left the chat ]

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caluminthehood: ashton
caluminthehood: are you feeling better?

ashtonofbricks: i'm so sorry calum

caluminthehood: why are you sorry?

ashtonofbricks: because i shouldn't have bothered you with my troubles
ashtonofbricks: it's not your problem
ashtonofbricks: i'm fine

caluminthehood: i may have an insensitive way of showing it
caluminthehood: but i do care about you
caluminthehood: and it scares me but it doesn't matter

ashtonofbricks: you shouldn't have to care
ashtonofbricks: i'm a grown man
ashtonofbricks: i should be able to deal with my own problems

caluminthehood: fine
caluminthehood: let's play that game
caluminthehood: why the FUCK didn't you tell me that you KILL PEOPLE

ashtonofbricks: it's not important

caluminthehood: oh okay
caluminthehood: cool
caluminthehood: it's not important that i've got a crush on a MURDERER
caluminthehood: you dumbass
caluminthehood: why didn't you tell me?

ashtonofbricks: your job is very different from mine

caluminthehood: NO SHIT
caluminthehood: I WORK AT A CAFÉ
caluminthehood: you KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE

ashtonofbricks: they are not innocent
ashtonofbricks: that's why they need my protection
ashtonofbricks: i only kill them if they don't pay
ashtonofbricks: it's not like i enjoy ENDING THIER LIVES CALUM
ashtonofbricks: i can't just quit
ashtonofbricks: they would kill me

caluminthehood: Michael said it's your company
caluminthehood: comments???

ashtonofbricks: i'm close with my boss

caluminthehood: so you're a whore then
caluminthehood: a gigolo 
caluminthehood: a slut
caluminthehood: i see

ashtonofbricks: NO
ashtonofbricks: JESUS CAL
ashtonofbricks: he's just a close friend
ashtonofbricks: since we were kids

caluminthehood: you don't need to cover up
caluminthehood: i'm done being mad at you over this shit
caluminthehood: fuck whoever you want
caluminthehood: live your life

ashtonofbricks: i'm not fucking anyone cal
ashtonofbricks: he's a friend
ashtonofbricks: his name is Harry

( so i don't even like 1D but they're included in this now so get ready )

caluminthehood: what a fuckboy name
caluminthehood: so why is "Harry" going to kill you if you leave

ashtonofbricks: i gotta do his dirty-work
ashtonofbricks: cause i owe him

caluminthehood: dirty work like bj's and hj's
caluminthehood: cause that's what whores do

ashtonofbricks: no
ashtonofbricks: i killed one of his men
ashtonofbricks: his best apparently
ashtonofbricks: i need to do whatever job he tells me to otherwise i'm dead

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: well +14% for being honest with me
caluminthehood: but i still don't understand how you ended up killing a dude

ashtonofbricks: you really wanna know

caluminthehood: i'm already very invested in this by liking you
caluminthehood: so yes i wanna know

ashtonofbricks: he fucked with family

caluminthehood: oooh
caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: protective ash
caluminthehood: daddy ash

ashtonofbricks: shush

caluminthehood: fine
caluminthehood: does that mean when i visit you
caluminthehood: you'll kill anyone that fucks with me

ashtonofbricks: of course
ashtonofbricks: can't have anyone touching you
ashtonofbricks: you may not be mine yet
ashtonofbricks: but i want you to be

caluminthehood: fuck that makes me happy
caluminthehood: can i please say something

ashtonofbricks: sure

caluminthehood: you are such Daddy material 🥵🥺🥺
caluminthehood: i'm going to scream
caluminthehood: seriously h o t
caluminthehood: wanna know what i just imagined

ashtonofbricks: yes

caluminthehood: oh jesus
caluminthehood: you with a gun
caluminthehood: oh shit
caluminthehood: or you with a knife oh my god
caluminthehood: i'm
caluminthehood: i can't breathe
caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: HOLy hELL
caluminthehood: T H ATS HWOJT
caluminthehood: oh my shit murder me please

ashtonofbricks: you want me to murder you
ashtonofbricks: why is that

caluminthehood: i don't care what you do
caluminthehood: just do something
caluminthehood: like
caluminthehood: can you stop being gorgeous

ashtonofbricks: i don't think so

caluminthehood: then just let me cry over your beauty please
caluminthehood: okay now i really wanna meet you
caluminthehood: pretty random ik

ashtonofbricks: i wanna meet you too
ashtonofbricks: whenever you're ready

caluminthehood: whenever my bank account is ready***

ashtonofbricks: i have more than enough money

caluminthehood: what are you saying

ashtonofbricks: i can pay for you to come down here

caluminthehood: i-
caluminthehood: ❤️💗💞🎀💝💕💘💞❤️💗💗💋
caluminthehood: that's very sweet of you

ashtonofbricks: 😀

caluminthehood: but
caluminthehood: are you sure

ashtonofbricks: if you wanna see me that much
ashtonofbricks: yes i will gladly fly you down here
ashtonofbricks: (cause i wanna see you just as bad)

caluminthehood: wellllll

ashtonofbricks: you can think about it
ashtonofbricks: you don't need to answer right now

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: it's like 2am
caluminthehood: i'm gonna go to bed

ashtonofbricks: goodnight beautiful

caluminthehood: goodnight ash

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

[ ashtonofbricks is offline ]

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Ashton groaned as he set his phone down, running his hands over his face.
"I overstepped, didn't I?"

"Fuck, of course you did. You just had to ruin it, didn't you?"

"Can't you do one thing right?"

Ashton wanted to scream, he hated how Calum was making him feel. He wanted to see Calum so badly, it physically hurt him that he couldn't hold the boy in his arms.

All he could do was wait.

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So that happened. Ashton kills people. Fun right? I don't know where that cane from, but I'm trying something new so don't hate me please

How are you guys?

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