cliffordthebigreddog: calum
cliffordthebigreddog: guess what

caluminthehood: you're not supposed to talk to me
caluminthehood: and i don't wanna talk to you

cliffordthebigreddog: but it's really important

caluminthehood: fine

cliffordthebigreddog: you're not gonna believe me

caluminthehood: tell me what it is mike

cliffordthebigreddog: ash may have just
cliffordthebigreddog: we may have just fucked

caluminthehood: you're right
caluminthehood: i don't believe you

cliffordthebigreddog: do you wanna see the scratches on his back
cliffordthebigreddog: or the hickies on my neck

caluminthehood: i don't believe you

cliffordthebigreddog: oh really
cliffordthebigreddog: you should

caluminthehood: no
caluminthehood: Ashton wouldn't do that

cliffordthebigreddog: he did me

caluminthehood: no

cliffordthebigreddog: denial is bad for the soul

caluminthehood: he wouldn't do that
caluminthehood: he said that he likes me
caluminthehood: he told me

cliffordthebigreddog: you actually thought that he cared about you?
cliffordthebigreddog: news flash
cliffordthebigreddog: he's done this before
cliffordthebigreddog: plenty of other guys
cliffordthebigreddog: plenty of other girls

caluminthehood: but ash is gay

cliffordthebigreddog: if that's what he told you
cliffordthebigreddog: okay
cliffordthebigreddog: sure
cliffordthebigreddog: he thinks you're clingy
cliffordthebigreddog: and he hates the stupid memes you send him
cliffordthebigreddog: he doesn't really like you
cliffordthebigreddog: he thinks the emojis you use are dumb and childish
cliffordthebigreddog: and he almost throws up when he has to call you "baby boy"

caluminthehood: but
caluminthehood: no
caluminthehood: i have no reason to believe you

cliffordthebigreddog: you have no reason not to

caluminthehood: i hate you

cliffordthebigreddog: that's what ashton says about you

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

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For a long time before knowing Ashton, Calum had spent a lot of his nights crying himself to sleep. Since knowing Ashton, that hadn't happened at all. Knowing that Ashton hated him and everything he did, crying himself to sleep just wouldn't be good enough. Neither was he. Ashton said that he liked him. He thought they had bonded.

He was stupid. Of course Ashton didn't like him. Of course Ashton was just playing with his emotions.

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ashtonofbricks: calum
ashtonofbricks: is everything alright
ashtonofbricks: you're worrying me love
ashtonofbricks: please answer me

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Calum never went more than an hour without answering Ashton. It had been over three. Ashton was more than worried; he was ready to kill anyone stopping him from speaking to Calum. Very dramatic, but you see, Ashton cared deeply about him. If only he knew what had really happened.

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ashtonofbricks: what did you do

cliffordthebigreddog: i didn't do anything
cliffordthebigreddog: it's what WE did

ashtonofbricks: why won't calum answer me michael
ashtonofbricks: what the fuck did you do

cliffordthebigreddog: i can't tell you

ashtonofbricks: michael i swear to god
ashtonofbricks: i will chop off that shrivelled dick of yours and mail it to the pope if you don't tell me what's going on with him

cliffordthebigreddog: i told him a harmless little fib
cliffordthebigreddog: nothing big

ashtonofbricks: what did you say mike
ashtonofbricks: i'm losing my patience

cliffordthebigreddog: i might've just told him that we
cliffordthebigreddog: fucked?

ashtonofbricks: i'm going to fucking kill you
ashtonofbricks: burn your body
ashtonofbricks: and send it to your family
ashtonofbricks: i'll keep that baby carrot you call a dick in a little box and send it to your girlfriend
ashtonofbricks: i'm going to rip off your arms and shove them up your ass
ashtonofbricks: you are a dead man

cliffordthebigreddog: relax ash
cliffordthebigreddog: he handled it well

ashtonofbricks: why?
ashtonofbricks: why did you have to ruin the one good thing in my life?

cliffordthebigreddog: you never have time for me anymore
cliffordthebigreddog: i thought that maybe
cliffordthebigreddog: if he was gone
cliffordthebigreddog: you'd hang out with me again

ashtonofbricks: no
ashtonofbricks: if i ever see you again
ashtonofbricks: you will be a corpse

cliffordthebigreddog: he took it very well

ashtonofbricks: i don't think you realize the severity of the situation
ashtonofbricks: he talks to ME when he's upset
ashtonofbricks: if he doesn't have anyone to talk to
ashtonofbricks: he hurts himself
ashtonofbricks: i don't want him to hurt himself
ashtonofbricks: fuck
ashtonofbricks: i hate you

cliffordthebigreddog: getting that a lot today

ashtonofbricks: drop dead michael

[ ashtonofbricks has left the chat ]

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ashtonofbricks: calum
ashtonofbricks: baby please
ashtonofbricks: michael lied to you
ashtonofbricks: please don't do anything stupid
ashtonofbricks: please talk to me
ashtonofbricks: i'm sorry that he lied
ashtonofbricks: and i'm sorry for what he said
ashtonofbricks: baby you're not clingy
ashtonofbricks: i love all of your memes
ashtonofbricks: i think they're like you
ashtonofbricks: unpredictable and crazy, but they make me so happy
ashtonofbricks: your emojis are adorable
ashtonofbricks: just like you
ashtonofbricks: i love calling you my baby boy
ashtonofbricks: and i know you love hearing it
ashtonofbricks: so will you please talk to me?

[ caluminthehood is online ]

caluminthehood: i don't believe you
caluminthehood: i don't have a reason to
caluminthehood: there's other idiots that'll fall for this shit
caluminthehood: but i thought that you liked me
caluminthehood: i actually truly believed it
caluminthehood: but you don't
caluminthehood: and it hurts way more than it fucking should
caluminthehood: so please stop with whatever you're trying to do
caluminthehood: leave me alone

ashtonofbricks: calum please

caluminthehood: fuck you and your bullshit
caluminthehood: i'm done

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

ashtonofbricks: calum
[ you can no longer send messages to this user ]

ashtonofbricks: please
[ you can no longer send messages to this user ]

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Ashton had never felt such defeat. All of this because Michael couldn't handle a new person in his life. All of this because Michael was jealous. Ashton had to find some way to earn Calum's trust back, and he knew exactly how.

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Michael's a dick too, aha. Sorry. Y'all think Calum's overreacting a lil bit?

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