cliffordthebigreddog: ashton really likes you
cliffordthebigreddog: please don't hurt him

[ caluminthehood is online ]

caluminthehood: um
caluminthehood: who's this

[ cliffordthebigreddog added ashtonofbricks to the chat ]

[ cliffordthebigreddog named the chat 'ashton you asshole' ]

caluminthehood: i'm confuzzled

cliffordthebigreddog: ashton
cliffordthebigreddog: the fuck is this bullshit
cliffordthebigreddog: he doesn't know who i am???

ashtonofbricks: are you kidding me
ashtonofbricks: why does he need to know who you are?

cliffordthebigreddog: i am a very important part of your life
cliffordthebigreddog: scratch that
cliffordthebigreddog: the SINGLE MOST important thing in your life
cliffordthebigreddog: and he doesn't know who i am

ashtonofbricks: well single is correct

caluminthehood: hi there
caluminthehood: i'm still confuzzled

ashtonofbricks: sorry baby
ashtonofbricks: this is my friend michael
ashtonofbricks: mikey
ashtonofbricks: this is calum

caluminthehood: well hello michael
caluminthehood: i've heard about you
caluminthehood: what an interesting way to meet someone

ashtonofbricks: calum
ashtonofbricks: be nice

caluminthehood: i said 'interesting'
caluminthehood: how is that not nice

ashtonofbricks: calum

caluminthehood: how pleasant to meet you michael

cliffordthebigreddog: you listen to ashton quite well

ashtonofbricks: be quiet mike

cliffordthebigreddog: what did i do?
cliffordthebigreddog: i'm only implying that he's submissive
cliffordthebigreddog: are you gonna tell me i'm wrong?

ashtonofbricks: it's not your business

caluminthehood: yes hi i'm still right here

ashtonofbricks: sorry love

cliffordthebigreddog: LOVE
cliffordthebigreddog: L O V E
cliffordthebigreddog: that shit has been confirmed
cliffordthebigreddog: he's a sub
cliffordthebigreddog: and you're his shitty dom

caluminthehood: oh boy
caluminthehood: you're in for it now
caluminthehood: it was fun knowing you michael

ashtonofbricks: fuck you
ashtonofbricks: this is not a dom/sub relationship
ashtonofbricks: or any kind of relationship
ashtonofbricks: as much as i want it to be
ashtonofbricks: so kindly shut the fuck up and back off

caluminthehood: and ash is not a shitty dom
caluminthehood: so go fuck yourself 😀

cliffordthebigreddog: how would you know
cliffordthebigreddog: if it isn't a dom/sub relationship

caluminthehood: at this point you're just asking for it man
caluminthehood: but okay
caluminthehood: he's sweet
caluminthehood: caring
caluminthehood: stern
caluminthehood: and oh my god sO PRETTY
caluminthehood: perfect dom material
caluminthehood: destroy me any day ash

ashtonofbricks: thanks calum

caluminthehood: 👌🏼

ashtonofbricks: now michael
ashtonofbricks: listen to me

caluminthehood: shit where's my popcorn

ashtonofbricks: language darling

caluminthehood: sorry 😇

ashtonofbricks: michael
ashtonofbricks: i don't want you talking to him
ashtonofbricks: i don't need you causing problems
ashtonofbricks: and calum

caluminthehood: yep

ashtonofbricks: you're not gonna answer him
ashtonofbricks: right?

caluminthehood: yes sir

ashtonofbricks: michael
ashtonofbricks: is that right?

cliffordthebigreddog: you're not seriously trying to control me, are you?

ashtonofbricks: michael gordon clifford

cliffordthebigreddog: fuck
cliffordthebigreddog: alright fine
cliffordthebigreddog: i won't start shit with your precious baby calum

ashtonofbricks: wonderful
ashtonofbricks: now i'm going back to bed

caluminthehood: but you didn't pay attention to meee

ashtonofbricks: oh
ashtonofbricks: of course 💕
ashtonofbricks: michael
ashtonofbricks: i suggest you leave

caluminthehood: mhm

cliffordthebigreddog: but i started this conversation

caluminthehood: it's going to get weird dude

ashtonofbricks: L E A V E

cliffordthebigreddog: fine

[ cliffordthebigreddog has left the chat ]

[ cliffordthebigreddog is offline ]

caluminthehood: he thinks we're gonna do nasty things hehe

ashtonofbricks: maybe we are

caluminthehood: excuse you
caluminthehood: you'd 👏🏼
caluminthehood: bETTER 👏🏼
caluminthehood: GEt 👏🏼
caluminthehood: C O N S E N T 👏🏼

ashtonofbricks: dearest calum
ashtonofbricks: my love
ashtonofbricks: my angel
ashtonofbricks: may i have permission to compliment you
ashtonofbricks: and appreciate you

caluminthehood: i don't know

ashtonofbricks: baby boy

caluminthehood: mmm
caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: do whatever you want

ashtonofbricks: works every single time
ashtonofbricks: okay
ashtonofbricks: you're beautiful and so so sweet
ashtonofbricks: thank you for being such a good person and telling michael to fuck off

caluminthehood: you're welcome daddy
caluminthehood: only for you
caluminthehood: 💗💘💗💝❤️💖💗💖💕💕💘
caluminthehood: and mikey said i'm your precious baby
caluminthehood: thoughts?

ashtonofbricks: you are my precious baby
ashtonofbricks: but you're not supposed to swear darling

caluminthehood: and i think this is where the nasty part comes in

ashtonofbricks: mhm
ashtonofbricks: can i call you?

caluminthehood: obviously
caluminthehood: i have no choice in this

ashtonofbricks: not true
ashtonofbricks: if you didn't want me to call you, i wouldn't

caluminthehood: please do

[ ashtonofbricks is calling ]

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"Hi Ashton." Calum smiled softly, holding his phone close to his ear with shaking hands.

"Hey baby." Ashton quietly replied.

"Are you going to-"

"You know what you did-" Ashton interrupted. "Right?"

Calum tried to swallow the nervous lump in his throat, "Yes daddy."

"Do you know why it was wrong?"

"Yes."

"Tell me."

"Michael i-is your friend, a-and I shouldn't have s-said mean things to him."

"And why is that?"

"Because he's n-not my f-friend..?"

"No." Ashton whispered. He then proceeded to explain to Calum why his actions, though with good intentions, were not acceptable.

"I'm sorry daddy."

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Two hours and one smutty conversation later

ashtonofbricks: i love the sounds you make

caluminthehood: you can't just say that out of nowhere dUDE

ashtonofbricks: yes i can

caluminthehood: no

ashtonofbricks: yes i can
ashtonofbricks: because whose voice were you getting off to earlier

caluminthehood: ....

ashtonofbricks: tell me, baby boy

caluminthehood: yours

ashtonofbricks: exactly
ashtonofbricks: plus oh my god
ashtonofbricks: your moans are heavenly darling
ashtonofbricks: i want to hear them forever
ashtonofbricks: i want to hear them in person
ashtonofbricks: i think that was the best thing i've ever heard
ashtonofbricks: you moaning my name
ashtonofbricks: mMMM
ashtonofbricks: it drove me crazy

caluminthehood: s t o p
caluminthehood: that was so embarrassing

ashtonofbricks: you know you loved it

caluminthehood: ....
caluminthehood: maybe a little

ashtonofbricks: so are you gonna tell me what you were imagining?

caluminthehood: you know what i was imagining

ashtonofbricks: i really don't
ashtonofbricks: please inform me

caluminthehood: nothing
caluminthehood: just
caluminthehood: youtouchingmealloverandteasingmeandcallingmebabyboy
caluminthehood: and
caluminthehood: itfeltsofuckinggoodohmygodneverstopdoingit

ashtonofbricks: anything else?

caluminthehood: maybe
caluminthehood: pleasedontstoptouchingmeiddieforthiskindofattentioninreallife
caluminthehood: yeah i think that's it

ashtonofbricks: how was i teasing you?

caluminthehood: fuck

ashtonofbricks: did i have you tied down
ashtonofbricks: across the bed so you couldn't touch me

caluminthehood: maybe

ashtonofbricks: or maybe you were blindfolded and gagged

caluminthehood: god damn

ashtonofbricks: maybe i was leaving marks all over you
ashtonofbricks: so everyone knows you're mine

caluminthehood: mm

ashtonofbricks: or did i make you watch me
ashtonofbricks: as i came undone at the sight of you

caluminthehood: daddy
caluminthehood: you always know exactly how to drive me crazy

ashtonofbricks: i'm glad baby

caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: i'd love all of those things
caluminthehood: like seriously
caluminthehood: i just moaned out loud
caluminthehood: Duke is now concerned for my life

ashtonofbricks: don't scare the puppy

caluminthehood: don't make me moan

ashtonofbricks: mm
ashtonofbricks: no
ashtonofbricks: sorry duke
ashtonofbricks: you must suffer
ashtonofbricks: i love making my baby boy feel good

caluminthehood: you should be real proud of yourself
caluminthehood: duke just fled the room
caluminthehood: looking for cover to hide from my noises

ashtonofbricks: i made you moan when i said baby boy didn't i

caluminthehood: obviously

ashtonofbricks: you love it that much, huh?

caluminthehood: mhm
caluminthehood: sooooo much

ashtonofbricks: i gotta go love
ashtonofbricks: ugh
ashtonofbricks: i'm sorry

caluminthehood: booooo

ashtonofbricks: it's work
ashtonofbricks: i'll talk to you later, okay?

caluminthehood: fine

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

[ ashtonofbricks is offline ]

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Literally no idea what the fuck just happened

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