cliffordthebigreddog: Ashton
cliffordthebigreddog: i summon thee

ashtonofbricks: what do you want

cliffordthebigreddog: i'm hungry

ashtonofbricks: what am i supposed to do about that?

cliffordthebigreddog: bring me food
cliffordthebigreddog: obviously

ashtonofbricks: you're a grown man
ashtonofbricks: get your own food

cliffordthebigreddog: but
cliffordthebigreddog: a s h t o n

ashtonofbricks: no

cliffordthebigreddog: ashyyy
cliffordthebigreddog: pleaseeee
cliffordthebigreddog: bring me food

ashtonofbricks: you can do it yourself
ashtonofbricks: is it that hard to buy your own shit

cliffordthebigreddog: yes

ashtonofbricks: fuck you
ashtonofbricks: fine
ashtonofbricks: i'm not bringing you food tho
ashtonofbricks: if you want it that bad
ashtonofbricks: you can come get it

cliffordthebigreddog: y e s
cliffordthebigreddog: you're my saviour
cliffordthebigreddog: bless you

ashtonofbricks: mhm

[ ashtonofbricks is offline ]

[ cliffordthebigreddog is offline ]

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hemmotional: calum
hemmotional: calum
hemmotional: c a l u m
hemmotional: thomas
hemmotional: h o o d

caluminthehood: what do you want from me

hemmotional: i wanna talk to you
hemmotional: i've been a shitty friend lately
hemmotional: and always

caluminthehood: to put it nicely

hemmotional: i'm sorry
hemmotional: so can we please talk

caluminthehood: about what

hemmotional: i don't know
hemmotional: whats been going on in your life
hemmotional: how's work?
hemmotional: met anyone special?

caluminthehood: ugh
caluminthehood: that's not really any of your business
caluminthehood: because i hate you
caluminthehood: but work is fine

hemmotional: i'm okay
hemmotional: thanks for asking
hemmotional: i miss you

caluminthehood: how do you miss me
caluminthehood: i'm not very special

hemmotional: you are
hemmotional: really
hemmotional: i wanna see you again
hemmotional: can we meet somewhere

caluminthehood: no

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

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caluminthehood: ashton
caluminthehood: i need you to tell someone to fuck off for me

ashtonofbricks: who is it?

caluminthehood: i love that i don't need to say anything else
caluminthehood: 💖❤️💕💘💞

ashtonofbricks: who is it cal

caluminthehood: right
caluminthehood: sorry
caluminthehood: its luke

ashtonofbricks: the friend that only comes over to eat?

caluminthehood: so i wasn't completely honest about that

ashtonofbricks: we'll talk about that later
ashtonofbricks: what did he do

caluminthehood: he says he misses me
caluminthehood: and he wants to see me again
caluminthehood: but i don't wanna see him

ashtonofbricks: okay
ashtonofbricks: well what do you want me to say
ashtonofbricks: "kindly leave calum alone he's mine"

caluminthehood: i don't care what you say as long as he stops texting me

ashtonofbricks: fine
ashtonofbricks: what's his username

[ caluminthehood sent a profile ]

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ashtonofbricks: i don't really know what to say, but calum sent me and he told me to tell you to fuck off

hemmotional: wow
hemmotional: i was only trying to be friendly
hemmotional: he's so stubborn

ashtonofbricks: sometimes
ashtonofbricks: but it's adorable

hemmotional: ??
hemmotional: who are you to him

ashtonofbricks: i don't know

hemmotional: again i'll say
hemmotional: ??

ashtonofbricks: i like him
ashtonofbricks: and he says he likes me
ashtonofbricks: but neither of us act on it
ashtonofbricks: so i don't know
ashtonofbricks: why does it matter?

hemmotional: because i'm his friend

ashtonofbricks: doesn't seem like he agrees with that statement

hemmotional: well can you tell him that i'm sorry

ashtonofbricks: why don't you tell him

hemmotional: he clearly doesn't want to talk to me
hemmotional: i'll respect that
hemmotional: even if he sent YOU to say it for him

ashtonofbricks: what did you even do to make him this upset

hemmotional: i may have uh
hemmotional: slept with his ex?
hemmotional: well
hemmotional: there wasn't actually any sleeping

ashtonofbricks: were they his ex at the time?

hemmotional: um
hemmotional: yes?

ashtonofbricks: you fucking asshole

hemmotional: excuse you

ashtonofbricks: do you know how much that hurts?
ashtonofbricks: Calum is an amazing person
ashtonofbricks: how could you do that to him if you say you were friends?

hemmotional: let me explain

ashtonofbricks: no
ashtonofbricks: you don't get to explain yourself
ashtonofbricks: that's an awful thing to do to someone

hemmotional: oh really?
hemmotional: i hadn't noticed

ashtonofbricks: and he was so nonchalant about it
ashtonofbricks: like you hadn't stolen his first love

hemmotional: i didn't steal his first love
hemmotional: they didn't love him

ashtonofbricks: i heard that
ashtonofbricks: but that doesn't mean that calum didn't love them

hemmotional: why can't calum fight his own battles
hemmotional: you're simply his puppet

ashtonofbricks: he sort of feels like shit right now, and you texting him didn't help
ashtonofbricks: he has told me about 6 times in the past two days that he wants to die
ashtonofbricks: and if he acts on it, there's nothing i can do
ashtonofbricks: so he's fighting a different battle right now
ashtonofbricks: and if me yelling at you makes him feel better, so be it
ashtonofbricks: sure, i'm his puppet
ashtonofbricks: as long as it makes him feel okay again

hemmotional: sounds like you really care about him
hemmotional: fine
hemmotional: i'll stop talking to him
hemmotional: but when he stops talking to you
hemmotional: don't come crying to me

[ hemmotional is offline ]

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ashtonofbricks: i did it

caluminthehood: what took so long

ashtonofbricks: i may have yelled at him
ashtonofbricks: and called him names

caluminthehood: what?
caluminthehood: why?

ashtonofbricks: he said shit about you
ashtonofbricks: i was defending your honour
ashtonofbricks: you're welcome

caluminthehood: did he say anything about you

ashtonofbricks: just that i'm your puppet

caluminthehood: i will kill him

ashtonofbricks: it's fine
ashtonofbricks: he's not gonna talk to you anymore

caluminthehood: thank you

ashtonofbricks: so how were you not completely honest with me about him

caluminthehood: fuck

ashtonofbricks: you seriously thought i wouldn't remember?
ashtonofbricks: i'm smarter than that

caluminthehood: so i said that he comes over to eat
caluminthehood: because i didn't want you to think that i'm a loser with no friends
caluminthehood: even though that's exactly what i am

ashtonofbricks: you're not a loser cal
ashtonofbricks: but i don't want you to lie to me again
ashtonofbricks: is that clear?

caluminthehood: dayum daddy

ashtonofbricks: calum

caluminthehood: yes sir
caluminthehood: i swear on dukes life
caluminthehood: i will never lie to you again

ashtonofbricks: good
ashtonofbricks: now listen to me

caluminthehood: when have i NOT listened to you
caluminthehood: don't answer that
caluminthehood: go ahead

ashtonofbricks: you're not going to text Luke again, okay?
ashtonofbricks: if you don't feel the need to block him, that's fine, but if he texts you, do not answer
ashtonofbricks: do you understand?

caluminthehood: i understand

ashtonofbricks: good
ashtonofbricks: now go get some sleep

caluminthehood: i'm not tired
caluminthehood: and it's only 11

ashtonofbricks: do you have work tomorrow?

caluminthehood: well yes

ashtonofbricks: then go to sleep darling

caluminthehood: shit
caluminthehood: i don't think you realize how hard it is to sleep after you call me cute names

ashtonofbricks: stop swearing

caluminthehood: shit is not a swear word
caluminthehood: it really isn't

ashtonofbricks: what if i say
ashtonofbricks: pREtTy plEAsE
ashtonofbricks: with
ashtonofbricks: 💖💕💗💞❤️
ashtonofbricks: on top

caluminthehood: maybe
caluminthehood: i must find duke
caluminthehood: i need my fluffy baby
caluminthehood: the love of my life
caluminthehood: i cannot sleep without his cuddles

ashtonofbricks: you know that the dog cuddles you because he doesn't have a choice, right?

caluminthehood: first of all
caluminthehood: fuck you
caluminthehood: second of all
caluminthehood: i thought YOU wanted to cuddle me
caluminthehood: and third
caluminthehood: - 2%

ashtonofbricks: 1. yes
ashtonofbricks: 2. yes
ashtonofbricks: 3. NO

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: ladies and gents
caluminthehood: did y'all hear that
caluminthehood: Ashton Irwin has just been certified as a power bottom

ashtonofbricks: je ne comprend pas
ashtonofbricks: wait
ashtonofbricks: no
ashtonofbricks: no one heard it
ashtonofbricks: and no one will ever hear it
ashtonofbricks: because you promised not to lie anymore
ashtonofbricks: you swore on dukes life

caluminthehood: fine
caluminthehood: ashton irwin is daddy
caluminthehood: better?

ashtonofbricks: yep
ashtonofbricks: now go to bed

caluminthehood: you want me to leave that badly huh
caluminthehood: fine

ashtonofbricks: nononono
ashtonofbricks: wait
ashtonofbricks: i want you to feel better
ashtonofbricks: so get some rest baby

caluminthehood: 💗💞💗💖💖❤️💖💗❤️💗💞💞💝💘
caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk
caluminthehood: hhhhhghhgnnnngggggggggg

ashtonofbricks: can you please calm down

caluminthehood: can you kindly shut the fuck up and let me scream

ashtonofbricks: okay

caluminthehood: fuckkkkk
caluminthehood: g a y g a y g a y
g a y g a y g a y g a y
caluminthehood: holy shitnuggets
caluminthehood: okay i'm done

ashtonofbricks: what the fuck

caluminthehood: i don't know
caluminthehood: k im going to bed

ashtonofbricks: okay

caluminthehood: don't miss me too much

ashtonofbricks: mhm

caluminthehood: ❤️💗💗❤️💘❤️💘❤️

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

ashtonofbricks: sleep well angel

[ ashtonofbricks is offline ]

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so luke's an asshole. oops. it wasn't supposed to be this way.

actually, it was. but i've got his redemption planned out already so it's cool.

how are you guys?

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