ashtonirwin: i'm sorry
ashtonirwin: please answer me

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ashtonirwin: cALUM
ashtonirwin: i'm really sorry for being rude to you
ashtonirwin: please come baaack

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ashtonirwin: i'll show you a picture of me

caluminthehood: rEALLY!??

ashtonirwin: thank god
ashtonirwin: i thought you died
ashtonirwin: i knew you didn't
ashtonirwin: but you could've
ashtonirwin: do you forgive me?

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: of course i forgive you
caluminthehood: why would i hold a grudge on a complete stranger
caluminthehood: i'm not that petty

ashtonirwin: Tom petty

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: get out
caluminthehood: not in here with that shit

ashtonirwin: 'scuse you
ashtonirwin: do we need to fight

caluminthehood: no
caluminthehood: i'm smol
caluminthehood: plz don't hurt me

ashtonirwin: i'm not going to hurt you
ashtonirwin: do you think i'm that evil
ashtonirwin: wow i'm a dick

caluminthehood: you're not a dick

ashtonirwin: but i am

caluminthehood:

ashtonirwin: i'm a bad person
ashtonirwin: i was awful to you for no apparent reason
ashtonirwin: and I'M the one that started this conversation

caluminthehood: it's okay
caluminthehood: i was childish and provoked it

ashtonirwin: but i had no reason to be like that
ashtonirwin: i'm a bad person

caluminthehood: be quiet

ashtonirwin: why

caluminthehood: you're not a bad person
caluminthehood: i forgave you
caluminthehood: we're good
caluminthehood: so shut the fuck up before i smack you

ashtonirwin: damn
ashtonirwin: okay

caluminthehood: so where's that picture of you that i was promised

ashtonirwin: fuck

caluminthehood: never underestimate the power of a smol bean such as myself

ashtonirwin: you keep referring to yourself as a """smol bean"""
ashtonirwin: i will be the judge of that

caluminthehood: maybe

ashtonirwin: ughhh
ashtonirwin: if i show you a picture of me
ashtonirwin: does that mean i get a picture of you

caluminthehood: yes
caluminthehood: if i am blessed with a photo of you
caluminthehood: you can have a shitty picture of me

ashtonirwin: not yet
ashtonirwin: i wanna know more about you first

caluminthehood: trust issues much
caluminthehood: but yeah
caluminthehood: i understand
caluminthehood: what do you want to know

ashtonirwin: tell me anything

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: btw
caluminthehood: if you're a murderer
caluminthehood: make my death slow and painful
caluminthehood: & gory
caluminthehood: lots of blood
caluminthehood: scare everyone
caluminthehood: y'know
caluminthehood: surprise me :)

ashtonirwin: i'm not a murderer

caluminthehood: whatever you say
caluminthehood: ughhh
caluminthehood: i love my dog, Duke
caluminthehood: he is the only person/animal that i truly love
caluminthehood: i have about 0.1638 friends

ashtonirwin: 0.1638?

caluminthehood: he comes over to eat
caluminthehood: that's about it

ashtonirwin: oh

caluminthehood: i love comfy clothes
caluminthehood: like big baggy sweaters
caluminthehood: beanies
caluminthehood: & hugs
caluminthehood: (even though i never get any)

ashtonirwin: can you hear my heart shattering

caluminthehood: so that's the weird noise i just heard
caluminthehood: huh

ashtonirwin: shut up
ashtonirwin: can i see the puppy

caluminthehood:

ashtonirwin: oh
ashtonirwin: my
ashtonirwin: gOD
ashtonirwin: he is so cUTE
ashtonirwin: i wasn't ready

caluminthehood: he is my prince

ashtonirwin: i think i'd probably die for him
ashtonirwin: he's so precious

caluminthehood: isn't he

ashtonirwin: we got distracted
ashtonirwin: tell me more about you

caluminthehood: i play bass

ashtonirwin: fancy

caluminthehood: badass***

ashtonirwin: you were just saying that you're a smol bean
ashtonirwin: and now you've corrected my words from 'fancy' to 'badass'

caluminthehood: oh you noticed
caluminthehood: didn't think you'd catch on

ashtonirwin: well fuck you

caluminthehood: at least buy me dinner first

ashtonirwin: i'm leaving

caluminthehood: bye bye

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