ashtonofbricks:

[ caluminthehood is online ]

caluminthehood: you little bitch
caluminthehood: you can't start a conversation like that
caluminthehood: okay you're gorgeous so i forgive you
caluminthehood: damn
caluminthehood: l i ck me
caluminthehood: forget snacc
caluminthehood: you're a whole ass meal
caluminthehood: the prettiest daddy

ashtonofbricks: don't call me names
ashtonofbricks: i will whoop your cute ass
ashtonofbricks: try me

caluminthehood: no you won't
caluminthehood: and how on earth do you miss me
caluminthehood: we talked yesterday

ashtonofbricks: i'm allowed to miss you
ashtonofbricks: plus
ashtonofbricks: you told me yesterday that it's not supposed to all be stupid sex jokes
ashtonofbricks: and i have to earn your affection
ashtonofbricks: i'm trying to be sweet
ashtonofbricks: is it working?

caluminthehood: well
caluminthehood: did you hear me swooning

ashtonofbricks: you can just say no

caluminthehood: but that's not what i meant
caluminthehood: blushing super hard rn

ashtonofbricks: hAH
ashtonofbricks: i am a god

caluminthehood: only i can say that
caluminthehood: you have to be humble

ashtonofbricks: what why

caluminthehood: because
caluminthehood: i don't want my daddy being full of himself

ashtonofbricks: you
ashtonofbricks: you just
ashtonofbricks: you just said i'm yours

caluminthehood: fuck

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

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Ashton groaned and set his phone down roughly. "Why did I have to say anything?" He stood up from his bed and ran his fingers through his hair, muttering his misfortunes to himself.

"Everything was fine-" he grumbled. "And I had to ruin it."

"Should I text him again?" Ashton pondered aloud, growing more upset by the minute. "I—he doesn't wanna talk to you, you ass. He probably thinks you're crazy."

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"Why would I say that?" Calum whispered, astonished by his own words and the fact that his body seemed to move without him knowing.
"He probably thinks I'm insane-"

"He hates me now," he mumbled sadly. "Fuck, I don't want him to hate me-"

"I'm gonna tell him that I'm sorry—no! That's worse—I can't act like I didn't mean it—fuck!"

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An hour later

ashtonofbricks: i'm sorry that i pointed it out
ashtonofbricks: i know you didn't mean it

caluminthehood: no
caluminthehood: i meant it
caluminthehood: just shouldn't have said it

ashtonofbricks: what
ashtonofbricks: you meant it

caluminthehood: well yeah
caluminthehood: i really like you ash
caluminthehood: i'm sorry that it had to be said like this
caluminthehood: but i really really like you and i hate when i say stupid things

ashtonofbricks: you didn't say anything stupid cal
ashtonofbricks: you were very forward
ashtonofbricks: but it was either you or me
ashtonofbricks: one of us had to do it
ashtonofbricks: so i'm sorry that it wasn't me

caluminthehood: why are you sorry about that

ashtonofbricks: because i thought i had more confidence than you
ashtonofbricks: but i clearly don't
ashtonofbricks: and that's not a bad thing
ashtonofbricks: i just wish that i said it first

caluminthehood: said what first?

ashtonofbricks: that i really like you
ashtonofbricks: and i'm so glad that i texted you

caluminthehood: uwu
caluminthehood: x 9000000

ashtonofbricks: you're a child

caluminthehood: who cares
caluminthehood: cause you like meeee

ashtonofbricks: i do

caluminthehood: you likkeee meee
caluminthehood: you wanna daaattee meee

ashtonofbricks: mhm

caluminthehood: you're not gonna stop me from freaking out?

ashtonofbricks: nope
ashtonofbricks: go wild baby

caluminthehood: ohhh
caluminthehood: you're gonna regret that
caluminthehood:

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: i've got our whole future planned out

ashtonofbricks: yeah?
ashtonofbricks: tell me

caluminthehood: we're gonna have 7 corgi dogs

ashtonofbricks: oh wow
ashtonofbricks: why corgi's

caluminthehood: they have big bums
caluminthehood: they're super adorable

ashtonofbricks: fair enough
ashtonofbricks: what else

caluminthehood: are you humouring me
caluminthehood: or do you actually care

ashtonofbricks: of course i care
ashtonofbricks: you said it was OUR future
ashtonofbricks: meaning part of it is mine
ashtonofbricks: so yes
ashtonofbricks: i do actually care

caluminthehood: ok

ashtonofbricks: what else

caluminthehood: i wanna live in New York
caluminthehood: but i also wanna travel
caluminthehood: and i wanna have friends
caluminthehood: but that's just me

ashtonofbricks: you're adorable
ashtonofbricks: of course you'll have friends
ashtonofbricks: it surprises me that you don't

caluminthehood: in my profession
caluminthehood: there isn't friends
caluminthehood: only associates

ashtonofbricks: ooh
ashtonofbricks: how mysterious
ashtonofbricks: what is your job anyway

caluminthehood: if i tell you
caluminthehood: i have to kill you

ashtonofbricks: go ahead

caluminthehood: it's embarrassing
caluminthehood: i don't wanna tell you

ashtonofbricks: what am i gonna do
ashtonofbricks: text-laugh at you
ashtonofbricks: ahahahhaha
ashtonofbricks: like really

caluminthehood: le sigh
caluminthehood: barista

ashtonofbricks: how is that embarrassing?
ashtonofbricks: do you have to wear a skirt or something?

caluminthehood: no
caluminthehood: that would be awful
caluminthehood: everybody hates me already
caluminthehood: why would i give them another reason to laugh

ashtonofbricks: i don't know
ashtonofbricks: but awh
ashtonofbricks: you'd look great in a skirt

caluminthehood: shut
caluminthehood: the FUCK
caluminthehood: up
caluminthehood: before i murder your stupid ass

ashtonofbricks: hey
ashtonofbricks: my ass isn't stupid
ashtonofbricks: my brain is sometimes
ashtonofbricks: and you don't wanna murder me
ashtonofbricks: because YOU like ME too
ashtonofbricks: ooh that makes me happy to write

caluminthehood: be quiet

[ ashtonofbricks is offline ]

caluminthehood: i didn't say leave caluminthehood: >:(

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

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