all they talk about is kinky shit lol

Edit - the ending. i don't know what happened. so sorry. it's um. just read it.

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ashtonofbricks: hey

caluminthehood: what do YOU want

ashtonofbricks: to talk to you

caluminthehood: i don't wanna talk to you
caluminthehood: you're being mean

ashtonofbricks: no i'm not
ashtonofbricks: i said that i'd call you the name if you earned it
ashtonofbricks: you don't earn anything from begging, cal

caluminthehood: yes
caluminthehood: yes you can

ashtonofbricks: random subject change in 3

caluminthehood: what

ashtonofbricks: 2

caluminthehood: so you're doing this now

ashtonofbricks: 1

caluminthehood: okay

ashtonofbricks: kinks

caluminthehood: what
caluminthehood: whyyy

ashtonofbricks: because
ashtonofbricks: i'm on break
ashtonofbricks: and i'm curious

caluminthehood: but why does it matter

ashtonofbricks: because
ashtonofbricks: i'd like to tease you

caluminthehood: what makes you think that i WANT you to do that

ashtonofbricks: i could type two words right now and make you go insane
ashtonofbricks: and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it
ashtonofbricks: you've been begging me for three days to call you a name
ashtonofbricks: and you keep calling me 'daddy'
ashtonofbricks: THAT makes me think you like being teased
ashtonofbricks: because if you didn't
ashtonofbricks: you would've just stopped talking to me after i refused the first time

caluminthehood: well fuck
caluminthehood: you aren't wrong

ashtonofbricks: i know
ashtonofbricks: so tell me what you like ;)

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: talking about kinks isn't a problem
caluminthehood: but was the winky face really necessary?

ashtonofbricks: yeah

caluminthehood: ughh
caluminthehood: okay

ashtonofbricks: sooo
ashtonofbricks: tell me what you like

caluminthehood: what are you even going to do with this information

ashtonofbricks: that is none of your concern

caluminthehood: yes it is
caluminthehood: what are you gonna do
caluminthehood: write a book about me

ashtonofbricks: no

caluminthehood: then what the fuck

ashtonofbricks: doesn't matter
ashtonofbricks: tell me all your shameful secrets

caluminthehood: um

ashtonofbricks: ya know what
ashtonofbricks: i will just write some
ashtonofbricks: and you decide
ashtonofbricks: is that easier?

caluminthehood: i still don't know why you wanna do this
caluminthehood: but ok

ashtonofbricks: 1. spanking
ashtonofbricks: 2. hair pulling
ashtonofbricks: 3. pet names and daddy kink
ashtonofbricks: 4. role playing or cross dressing
ashtonofbricks: 5. handcuffing, light bondaging
ashtonofbricks: 6. sex toys
ashtonofbricks: 7. cumming more than once
ashtonofbricks: 8. overstimulation
ashtonofbricks: 9. choking
ashtonofbricks: 10. hickies or scratching
ashtonofbricks: 11. pet play or age play
ashtonofbricks: any of those

caluminthehood: damn
caluminthehood: all of those off the top of your head?

ashtonofbricks: to name a few

caluminthehood: ok
caluminthehood: 2, 3, 5, 9, 10
caluminthehood: happy?

ashtonofbricks: very much so

caluminthehood: hickies are cute ngl

ashtonofbricks: i bet
ashtonofbricks: if it's on you

caluminthehood: i mean seriously
caluminthehood: off the top of your head

ashtonofbricks: there's a list
ashtonofbricks: from a-z
ashtonofbricks: of like
ashtonofbricks: kinks
ashtonofbricks: and weird places to have sex

caluminthehood: that's fun
caluminthehood: where is it

ashtonofbricks: i'm not telling
ashtonofbricks: if i show you
ashtonofbricks: how will i surprise you
ashtonofbricks: and tease you
ashtonofbricks: and test my theories

caluminthehood: you obviously put a lot of thought into this
caluminthehood: i'm flattered
caluminthehood: truly

ashtonofbricks: yes
ashtonofbricks: you could say that

caluminthehood: honestly
caluminthehood: this is what you do in your free time
caluminthehood: text me

ashtonofbricks: honestly
ashtonofbricks: this is what you do in your free time
ashtonofbricks: text me back

caluminthehood: shut the fuck up
caluminthehood: kinky ass motherfucker

ashtonofbricks: actually
ashtonofbricks: i only admitted to one
ashtonofbricks: you admitted to five
ashtonofbricks: and i'm sure there's more

caluminthehood: like what

ashtonofbricks: oh i don't know
ashtonofbricks: pain kink
ashtonofbricks: sensation play
ashtonofbricks: orgasm denial
ashtonofbricks: or maybe
ashtonofbricks: knife play
ashtonofbricks: exhibition
ashtonofbricks: biting
ashtonofbricks: or cumming untouched

caluminthehood: i'm gonna stop responding
caluminthehood: holy fuck
caluminthehood: those are all
caluminthehood: so fun

ashtonofbricks: there's also
ashtonofbricks: discipline/punishment
ashtonofbricks: or double penetration

caluminthehood: oh my god

ashtonofbricks: or blindfolds
ashtonofbricks: and gags

caluminthehood: fuckin hell
caluminthehood: please

ashtonofbricks: any of those sound good?

caluminthehood: um
caluminthehood: yeah

ashtonofbricks: which ones

caluminthehood: uh
caluminthehood: knife play
caluminthehood: biting
caluminthehood: and exhibition

ashtonofbricks: oh but I'M kinky
ashtonofbricks: right
ashtonofbricks: ooh
ashtonofbricks: knife play is h o t

caluminthehood: fuck i know
caluminthehood: i don't wanna actually get cut tho
caluminthehood: i do enough of that myself
caluminthehood: and i don't like the sounds of discipline/punishment
caluminthehood: cause i don't wanna get spanked or anything
caluminthehood: but i wouldn't mind a gag

ashtonofbricks: wow
ashtonofbricks: so that's
ashtonofbricks: 1. gags
ashtonofbricks: 2. knife play (sorta)
ashtonofbricks: 3. exhibition/ embarrassment (getting caught)
ashtonofbricks: 4. hair pulling
ashtonofbricks: 5. pet names and daddy kink
ashtonofbricks: 6. handcuffing
ashtonofbricks: 7. choking
ashtonofbricks: 8. hickies
ashtonofbricks: 9. biting

caluminthehood: damn
caluminthehood: oopps
caluminthehood: but exhibition isn't getting caught
caluminthehood: it's like being on display

ashtonofbricks: wow
ashtonofbricks: that's so much better tho

caluminthehood: i knoww

ashtonofbricks: okay
ashtonofbricks: bet i could find more

caluminthehood: i dare you

ashtonofbricks: gimme a sec
ashtonofbricks: okay
ashtonofbricks: lap dance
ashtonofbricks: begging
ashtonofbricks: and angry sex
ashtonofbricks: but those aren't kinks
ashtonofbricks: those are just
ashtonofbricks: not vanilla

caluminthehood: what about
caluminthehood: slow sex
caluminthehood: or strip tease
caluminthehood: riding
caluminthehood: or urgent
caluminthehood: but that's like begging
caluminthehood: being a greedy bottom basically

ashtonofbricks: strip 👏🏼
ashtonofbricks: tease 👏🏼
ashtonofbricks: wow
ashtonofbricks: we need holy water

caluminthehood: holy water burns my satanic skin
caluminthehood: i'll kill you if you try to touch me with that stuff

ashtonofbricks: so you're not a masochist then
ashtonofbricks: cause you don't like pain

caluminthehood: didn't say that
caluminthehood: i said that i didn't wanna get hit
caluminthehood: humiliation isn't something i'm against

ashtonofbricks: you're about to be against a wall cal
ashtonofbricks: jesus christ

caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: yes that too
caluminthehood: please

ashtonofbricks: oh my god

caluminthehood: or like
caluminthehood: public sex
caluminthehood: getting caught basically

ashtonofbricks:

caluminthehood: actually
caluminthehood: you did

ashtonofbricks: i have N E V E R
ashtonofbricks: felt this way before

caluminthehood: am i makin you feel good daddy

ashtonofbricks: stop that

caluminthehood: have i earned my reward yet

ashtonofbricks: calum

caluminthehood: yes daddy

ashtonofbricks: stop

caluminthehood: but
caluminthehood: please?

ashtonofbricks: i'm gonna call you
ashtonofbricks: is that okay?

caluminthehood: yes

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"You have no idea what you're doing to me, baby boy." Ashton growled as soon as Calum answered the phone, causing the younger lad to whimper in both excitement and shock.

Calum swallowed the lump in his throat. He didn't think he was nervous, but the conversation they just had was certainly an odd one.

"I—"

"Do you think it's fun to tease me like that?"

"Ash—"

"Do you?"

Calum was furiously biting at his lip, wondering how they ended up here. "N-no."

"But you still did it. Why?"

"I don't—"

"You know why, Calum. Tell me."

"I thought you w-were on b-break-" Calum stuttered, anticipating and anxious.

"Tell me."

"I-I'm sorry—"

"That's exactly what I mean, Cal. I know you're not actually sorry."

"It's a-amusing—I didn't th-think you'd be b-bothered by i-it-" Calum let out another small whimper, nearly driving Ashton mad.

"Stop making that noise, Calum." Ashton groaned. "It's killing me."

"A-are you a-angry at m-me, daddy?"

Ashton's expression softened. "Of course not, baby. There's a bit of a disturbance in my pants-" Calum giggled at that. "-but I'm not angry at you for being bold."

"O-okay." Calum blushed. He had been quite bold, hadn't he? (He didn't think that texting counted, but Ashton did.)

"You have a cute little stutter when you're nervous."

"Mhm."

Ashton hummed. "I haven't told you yet today..."

"What?"

"You're beautiful." Ashton grinned, hoping Calum would enjoy hearing that.

"Oh—" Calum took a shallow breath. "Th-thank you."

"Is it okay if I tell you that? You usually accept my complements, but I won't say it if you don't want me to."

"Yes. It's o-okay."

"I'm glad, because there's so much to compliment."

"N-no there i-isn't."

"There is." Ashton insisted. "Your eyes are absolutely stunning, love. Just, everything about you..." He absentmindedly trailed off, lost in thought. "Everything, Calum. I could go on forever. You're perfect."

"Sort of like a worship kink." Calum whispered.

"What?"

"Worship kink." He repeated.

"Oh." Ashton smiled. "I'll remember that."

"I'm sorry that I tease you." Calum mumbled. "But I can't help it. You're gorgeous, and I took advantage of the slight vulnerabilities you showed to me."

"It's okay. I did the exact same thing."

"But I love being teased. You don't."

"Listen, angel, it's okay. I know you love these things; so do I. There is nothing wrong with the way we act—"

"Angel?"

Ashton smiled. "Pet names."

Calum hummed to himself. "Of course."

"What was I saying?"

"You were just fuelling the fire that is my insane kinks-" Calum smirked. "Go on."

"Okay. Well, according to your list, if I remember correctly, most of them are physical actions, therefore I cannot perform any of them right now. But there is one: pet names. Of course, I'll gladly do that, but the one thing you seemed very adamant about was either being fucked against a wall—"

Calum blushed, embarrassed, and interrupted Ashton before he could continue. "How c-can you—how can y-you just s-say that?"

"I don't know, it's only words."

Calum blushed, it was true. They were only words."I think you l-liked the idea of s-strip tease, or slow s-sex, if I'm not m-mistaken."

"You are absolutely correct, baby boy."

Calum giggled, closing his eyes. "I love hearing that."

"I know."

"Are you really on break?"

"Yes. I wouldn't lie to you."

"What if someone heard you, Ash? You said a lot of questionable things..."

"I don't really care if anyone heard." Ashton mumbled. "Because my words weren't meant for them."

"But—"

"No one else should care what I'm saying, Calum. I'm saying it to you."

"O-okay."

Ashton cleared his throat. "I do need to go, Cal."

"Yeah."

"I'll text you when I get home, okay?"

Calum smiled and slowly nodded his head. "Okay, bye."

"Goodbye, Calum."

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Four hours later

ashtonofbricks: hey

caluminthehood: hi

ashtonofbricks: hi

caluminthehood: hey?

ashtonofbricks: sorry i'm awkward

caluminthehood: you're awkward

ashtonofbricks: yes

caluminthehood: how awkward was it when you called me baby boy earlier?

ashtonofbricks: it wasn't awkward
ashtonofbricks: not for me at least

caluminthehood: oh?

ashtonofbricks: i knew that i was gonna say it
ashtonofbricks: so i wasn't scared or anything

caluminthehood: i was uh
caluminthehood: trying not to scream btw

ashtonofbricks: i figured
ashtonofbricks: and i hoped

caluminthehood: say it again

ashtonofbricks: why

caluminthehood: i've
caluminthehood: been
caluminthehood: good

ashtonofbricks: i don't know...

caluminthehood: well fuck you then

ashtonofbricks: actually
ashtonofbricks: i believe it's the other way around darling

caluminthehood: d a r l i n g
caluminthehood: can you hear me screaming

ashtonofbricks: no
ashtonofbricks: i hear other people screaming

caluminthehood: the fuck?
caluminthehood: why

ashtonofbricks: my neighbours are loud

caluminthehood: ok but what kind of screaming

ashtonofbricks: the kind of screaming you'll be doing when we
ashtonofbricks: y'know

caluminthehood: ew im sorry
caluminthehood: you have to listen to that
caluminthehood: wait
caluminthehood: is it hETERO

ashtonofbricks: i don't wanna answer that
ashtonofbricks: seriously
ashtonofbricks: why is she being so loud
ashtonofbricks: there is no way he's that good

caluminthehood: oh my god it is
caluminthehood: maybe she's being murdered

ashtonofbricks: maybe

caluminthehood: eheh my brain is an idiot

ashtonofbricks: ok
ashtonofbricks: that made no sense whatsoever
ashtonofbricks: but also
ashtonofbricks: what did your brain do

caluminthehood: imagine it's me screaming

ashtonofbricks: oh my god
ashtonofbricks: why would you
ashtonofbricks: sAY THAT

caluminthehood: because
caluminthehood: it's a great idea is it not

ashtonofbricks: if i want to scare the people beside me instead of them scaring me

caluminthehood: daddy

ashtonofbricks: know what
ashtonofbricks: i'm not even gonna stop you

caluminthehood: i know
caluminthehood: ugh
caluminthehood: i'm gonna go

ashtonofbricks: aw why

caluminthehood: i'm tired
caluminthehood: and suddenly really sad

ashtonofbricks: please don't do anything stupid cal
ashtonofbricks: please

caluminthehood: i won't
caluminthehood: i promise
caluminthehood: night ash

ashtonofbricks: goodnight angel 😇

caluminthehood: do you know how hard it is to go to bed when you call me that

ashtonofbricks: sorry
ashtonofbricks: go sleep

caluminthehood: fine

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

[ ashtonofbricks is offline ]

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Lazulii1 i am so sorry for that. Your innocent mind must've exploded.

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