ashtonirwin: hey

caluminthehood:

ashtonirwin: all i said was hey

caluminthehood: ugh
caluminthehood: hello

ashtonirwin: how are you?

caluminthehood:

ashtonirwin: aw no
ashtonirwin: why

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: you're actually asking
caluminthehood: like? you? care?

ashtonirwin: well yes

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: i came out to my parents and they won't talk to me
caluminthehood: i mean
caluminthehood: i'm not upset about THAT
caluminthehood: they just always said they'd be supportive
caluminthehood: and now they aren't

ashtonirwin: oh
ashtonirwin: sorry

caluminthehood: it's fine

ashtonirwin: it's not fine
ashtonirwin: you just said that you want to kill yourself
ashtonirwin: (in your own childish way)

caluminthehood: i sent a meme
caluminthehood: that's not speaking
caluminthehood: or in this case
caluminthehood: typing

ashtonirwin: you still meant it
ashtonirwin: correct?

caluminthehood: again i will ask
caluminthehood: why? do? you? care?
caluminthehood: you don't know who i am
caluminthehood: and i don't know you

ashtonirwin: that's my point
ashtonirwin: who would i tell
ashtonirwin: really

caluminthehood: idk
caluminthehood: ur girlfriend

ashtonirwin: how random of you
ashtonirwin: oh
ashtonirwin: that's funny
ashtonirwin: a girlfriend
ashtonirwin: do i sound straight

caluminthehood: ...

ashtonirwin: i'm honestly asking because if i do that needs to change

caluminthehood: i'm not supposed to assume peoples sexualities
caluminthehood: although
caluminthehood: i guess i just did
caluminthehood: whatever
caluminthehood: what were we talking about?

ashtonirwin: you were telling me your deepest darkest secrets
ashtonirwin: go on
ashtonirwin: i'm listening

caluminthehood: i was not
caluminthehood: don't lie to innocent children

ashtonirwin: i seriously don't believe that you're a child
ashtonirwin: but okay
ashtonirwin: i'm doing fine btw
ashtonirwin: thanks for asking

caluminthehood: you're very welcome
caluminthehood: random subject change in
caluminthehood: 3

ashtonirwin: wait

caluminthehood: 2

ashtonirwin: what

caluminthehood: 1

ashtonirwin: so this is happening
ashtonirwin: ok

caluminthehood: how old are you?

ashtonirwin: 23
ashtonirwin: you?

caluminthehood: 22

ashtonirwin: where do you live?

caluminthehood:

ashtonirwin: so i can't ask questions

caluminthehood: you can't just ask that
caluminthehood: u stalker
caluminthehood: pedophile

ashtonirwin: how can i be a pedophile if we're almost the same age
ashtonirwin: honestly
ashtonirwin: it's like talking
ashtonirwin: to a 4 year old

caluminthehood: THAT
caluminthehood: would make you a pedophile

ashtonirwin: i'm done

[ ashtonirwin is offline ]

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Two days later

caluminthehood: hey
caluminthehood: hey you
caluminthehood: answer me

ashtonirwin: what do you want

caluminthehood: to talk to you

ashtonirwin: why
ashtonirwin: our last encounter wasn't exactly pleasant

caluminthehood:

caluminthehood: it was absolutely outstanding
caluminthehood: you fucking jerk

ashtonirwin: thats how you respond so quickly
ashtonirwin: because no one texts you
ashtonirwin: because you're mean

caluminthehood:

ashtonirwin: that's what you get

caluminthehood: hm
caluminthehood: you're wrong

ashtonirwin: about what

caluminthehood: i text back really quickly because i don't have a life
caluminthehood: not because people hate me

ashtonirwin: i know

caluminthehood: so
caluminthehood: i'm assuming that Ashton is your name

ashtonirwin: mhm

caluminthehood: i like it

ashtonirwin: thanks?

caluminthehood: but would you prefer 'daddy'

ashtonirwin: no

caluminthehood: okay
caluminthehood: i wanna know what you look like

ashtonirwin: no

[ ashtonirwin is offline ]

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An hour later

caluminthehood: you can't just leave like that
caluminthehood: it's rude

ashtonirwin: uh huh
ashtonirwin: your point being

caluminthehood: it's
caluminthehood: rude
caluminthehood: you ass

ashtonirwin: i'm gonna leave again if you keep calling me names

caluminthehood: no no no
caluminthehood: i'll stop

ashtonirwin: ok
ashtonirwin: we'll see about that
ashtonirwin: i'm about to make you angry

caluminthehood: oh
caluminthehood: i doubt it

ashtonirwin: watch

caluminthehood: i'm watching

ashtonirwin: you probably haven't been on a date in months
ashtonirwin: you talk to strangers online for fun
ashtonirwin: (instead of real people)
ashtonirwin: i bet you don't have a job
ashtonirwin: your vocabulary is limited to profanities and """brb"""

caluminthehood: listen
caluminthehood: you don't know me
caluminthehood: i do have a job
caluminthehood: i don't want to go on a date, and it shouldn't matter
caluminthehood: YOU texted me first
caluminthehood: and i know the English language perfectly fine
caluminthehood: asshole

[ caluminthehood is offline ]

ashtonirwin: wait
ashtonirwin: no
ashtonirwin: i'm sorry
ashtonirwin: damnit

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