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Remind: This is actually NOT canon, but I just wanted to do this so bad 🤣
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Mum: *Sitting outside in the garden while sipping tea peacefully*

Mr Grumpy (our annoying neighbour): "You have a terrible garden and a terrible family...and your kids are shit"

Mum: 😐 *Slowly puts the tea down...and slowly grabs a knife out of nowhere*

*5 hours later at the court room*

The Judge: "So you killed this man?"

Mum: "Yes. I took him to my house..walked him down the streets, don't know why the media acts like the motherf-cker couldn't walk, he walked very well...uhh..I walked him upstairs, kicked his ass and killed him" 🤭

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