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chapter five of group-chats

god of rap ✍️
guys

crackhead no. 1
yes

ahri
yeah

god of rap ✍️
i need to add another idol real quick for some collaboration
just wanted to inform you guys

ahri
oh okay

prince jinnie 🤴
who

yoongles🐱
yeah who is it

hobii🐣
do we know that idol

god of rap ✍️
most probably yes

evil fairy 🧚‍♂️
omg is it jeongyeon
cuz i'm ready to dashi run outta here if it's her

ahri

ahri
pls let it be jeongyeon
i'm ready for some beef
i'm bored

god of rap ✍️
it's not a girl

evil fairy 🧚‍♂️
oh thank god

ahri
hm that's unfortunate
i'd love to see them beefing again

hobii 🐣
wait who is it then

god of rap ✍️
you guys know kai from exo right

ahri

ahri
k-kai?
as in Kai™️

yoongles🐱
why are you stuttering on text wtf

evil fairy 🧚‍♂️
this is getting real juicy—

coconuthead 🥥
OOOOH KAI FROME EXO?

coconuthead 🥥
i'm ready to spill some tea 🐸 🍵

ahri
don't you fucking dare

god of rap ✍️
what is it?

coconuthead 🥥

coconuthead 🥥
this is what you get for buying me that present you shady bitch

ahri
aND NOW U R EVEN ACTING SPOILED?

crackhead no. 1
wait what did she buy for you koo

coconuthead 🥥
something i'm terrified of

yoongles🐱
spiders?

coconuthead 🥥
no

prince jinnie 🤴
soy milk?

coconuthead 🥥
no but ew

god of rap ✍️
what is it then

coconuthead 🥥
a microwave

evil fairy 🧚‍♂️
omg ahri you didn't

evil fairy 🧚‍♂️

ahri
thanks boo
learning from the best xoxo

coconuthead 🥥
so let me tell you guys a story about a dumb bitch with a fat crush

ahri
stop omg

coconuthead 🥥
we were at an award show yk like always
living our expensive lives and all that jazz

ahri
spoiled bitch

coconuthead 🥥
aNYWAY

coconuthead 🥥
and you guys know how clumsy our beloved member is
so she fell down while walking down the stairs

ahri
and your dumbass couldn't do anything but laugh might i add
thanks btw

coconuthead 🥥
no problem sis
now stop interrupting me

coconuthead 🥥
so kai helped her back up
you guys probably saw that on the media and all that

hobii🐣
yeah everyone was talking about it

coconuthead 🥥
but nobody really knows that she has like the bIGGEST crush on kai
for like ever

ahri

coconuthead 🥥
i remember when we went to sopa and she always stared at him like a creep

prince jinnie 🤴
i can honestly imagine her doing that

ahri
gee thanks

coconuthead 🥥
so as he helped her up
she was all lovey dovey
just like how yoongi is with hobi

yoongles 🐱

yoongles 🐱
why tf would you drag me into this

ahri
as if you'd do something to him
istg if i did that my ass would land straight back in germany

coconuthead 🥥
let me talk omfg

coconuthead 🥥
and her face turned fucking red
then she stuttered over her whole words
and the best thing is
she literally fell down again

ahri
you're acting like i'm the only one who has a big crush on The Kai From Exo

god of rap ✍️
y'all are annoying
i'm going to add him now

god of rap ✍️
and ahri
act normal pls
or in your case
less weird

ahri
pff i'll be normal
coco is just exaggerating

KAI HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT

KAI
hey guys 👋🏽

ahri
oh😆ahahah😂😂😂helloo😊😊

ahri

[!] message not delivered [!]

KAI
oh hey ahri
is your knee feeling better

ahri
oh🤧🤧yess hahaha😆😆😆
thank🐣you👆🏽by the way 👣☺️☺️☺️☺️

KAI
no problem 🥰

ahri
JEKCOWMCKKWKKKEKFKEMFKEOD
[!] message not delivered [!]

god of rap ✍️
you know what
let's text privately kai

god of rap ✍️
or this will be really embarrassing for some of us

ahri
what❓are you☝️talking🗣about hahahahah🤣🤣

KAI
oh okay that's fine by me
have a nice day guys
catch up with you later ahri 😊

ahri
yeah🤣🤣bye👋🏽have a beautiful💐day but you'll most 👼probably have one because beautiful people🌎live beautiful lives😊😊😊

KAI HAS TRIED TO LEAVE THE CHAT

ahri

ahri
OMGKSKCOWKCKKWXKEK
I JUST CHATTED WITH THE KAI DODMKDKEKX

yoongles 🐱
you're so weird lmao

ahri
for kai
anytime ;)

KAI

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