Warning: Language

After all of the men were taken care of, you started to walk out of the warehouse with Wade following along. "Wait for meeee!" He yelled as he went to catch up, causing you to laugh a little seeing how he sounded like a little kid chasing their parent down the grocery store. That's when Spider-Man decided to swing in. Literally.

He swung and came into a stop right in front of you. "Hey Sparrow." He said then noticed Deadpool closing in but as soon as he was about to ask why he was with you, Deadpool spotted him and started to speak. "Oh my god! It's Spider-Man!" You rolled your eyes trying not to laugh again. "Let's take a picture! Wait! Even better... The trio can take a picture!" He mentioned.

"I-Uh.." Spider-Man started to say but Wade quickly pushed you two together before standing behind you both, moved his arms over the two and took a picture with his phone. So it seemed as if he was an adult watching two younger heroes fight crimes. "Wade!" You yelled and he looked at the picture. "I'm keeping this one. Maybe I should make it my wallpaper...nah.." He started to say to himself before yelling out "Lock screen! Yes! That's perfect! Oh oH OH! Masterpiece on its own. Don't you think Birdo?" He asked you as he showed you the picture.

"Looks great to me." You told him and took a step or two away from the pair as you tried to keep walking to fight more crime. Spider-Man saw and tried to walk a few steps away from Deadpool too. Deadpool on the other hand... as soon as he was done placing the picture as his lock screen, he noticed the two of you walking away and ran towards you. As soon as he got close enough, he jumped and tackled you to the ground. "Don't leave meee." He complained and you laughed from his childishness after groaning a little from the impact with the ground due to the tackle.

Spider-Man noticed and offered you a hand. "Need help?" He asked and you nodded but when you went to take his hand, Wade stopped you. "Nope. She's mine. Back off." He said and you elbowed him "Stop that." Noticing the sudden release from his hold, you quickly grabbed Spider-Man's hand and got pulled away from Wade. "Run." You told Spider-Man with a smile hidden underneath your mask.

Both you and Peter started to run away from Wade and you were quite the distance away when you glanced back and spotted Wade catching up. Peter noticed it too and quickly pulled you with him as he swung to a nearby rooftop. As soon as you landed, you couldn't help but laugh. "Thank you." You told him and he replied with a "You're welcome" before Wade caught up, breathing slightly heavy. "You're tired?" You asked.

"Well no fucking duh birdo. I don't have webs or wings." He said. "I don't have wings Wade and you know that." You replied as you lightly tapped his shoulder. Wade quickly spun you around and held your back towards him as he spoke up towards Spider-Man. "And what should I call you? Red and blue spandex? American Flag? No wait that's Captain Language. Pepsi? Pepsi right." He then looked at you. "Pepsi sounds good. I like it." Spider-Man then added a "no."

"I'm Spider-Man." He finally said and held out a hand for Wade to shake, which Wade shook as he held you with one arm. "Wade, but you probably already know me as Deadpool." He mentioned and that's when you added while looking at Spider-Man "Welcome to Club Crazy, Spandex. The crazy part is the one holding me."

Peter was smiling underneath his mask but you couldn't tell till you pushed Wade and yelling out "I'm Free!" When he laughed. "Did Spider-Man laugh? IS THIS A MIRACLE?" Wade yelled and you punched his arm. "Of course he can laugh. He's not a robot."

There was another blast near the park and you said "Let's go." By the tone of your voice, Wade knew you were serious. "Alright. More ass to kick." He said and of course Spider-Man followed alongside you. Once you arrived, Spider-Man hid in the trees as you and Wade were hidden behind two trees. "Your the distraction this time." Wade announced and you nodded. "Fine. Stay put till then." You added.

Rolling two metal balls on the ground in front of you just a few feet, bits of smoke started to release as if it were a badass movie scene. "So cool!" Wade whispered but you heard. That's when you decided to walk out. (How you look in the picture below.)

You weren't holding anything in your hands at the moment and your face was cover so no one would know your true identity. "So badass" Wade added after you were out and not next to him. "So this where the party is?" You questioned the men and they glanced at each other before grabbing their guns to fire.

They didn't though because your reflexes were quick. You quickly pulled out the two daggers you had fastened to the back of your belt, which were hidden underneath your coat, and threw it at their backs; causing them to fall and drop their weapons. That wasn't the end of it.

As you got closer to the van where they had the weapons in, you heard a beeping noise. Getting even closer, you noticed a message was sent to a person and countdown. You turned to take cover but Spider-Man must've heard because he swung down and grabbed you, pushing you away. He let go of the webbing and you both fell to the ground but he made sure that you didn't get hit so that made you fall on top of him. As soon as the countdown hit 1 and Peter went to shield you from it, neither you or Spider-Man felt any heat. Why? Because when you looked up Wade was there covering you both, so he felt the heat instead. "Woah."

Was all he said once it was over. The three of you stood up and noticed the van now on fire. Luckily no one was inside the van. Pulling out your phone, you called 911 as you took a few steps away from the other two. Once Wade saw you occupied, he turned to the kid. "Hey Pepsi. Look out for my birdo would you? I need to head back to where I was for another mission and I'll tell her later on." He told him and Spider-Man glanced at you before looking back at Wade.

"You guys are close friends?" He asked and that's when Wade glanced over at you once more before saying "More like family if you were to put it. No actual blood relation though cause it's not that type of family." Peter nodded understandingly. That's when you came back after the call. "They're on their way. We should skedaddle." You mentioned and started to walk with them following along.