Warning: Language

Lunch time came and you noticed that your cut wasn't so revealing which was a plus on your end. The negative part was Flash coming to bug you again and he was with Liz. Both you and Mj were sitting a few steps away from Peter and Ned when they arrived.

"Hey Berrrryyyy." Flash said in a teasing like tone when he carried out your fake last name. "Fuck off Thommmmpson." You replied back as you took a sip of your drink before placing it back down. He didn't like it one bit because he went to throw you a fruit cup but you dodged, causing him to miss. That's when you can internally hear Clint comment 'I never miss' in your head.

Flash still pissed off said "You're going to regret that Berry." That's when you stood up from your seat replying back "Am I Eugene?" Narrowing your eyes, you looked into his mind until you found what you were looking for. All you had to do is play with it. So that's what you did; you made him see a smidge of his true fear just enough to shut him up.

"Now if we're done here.. I'd like to get back to what I originally had planned to spend my time during lunch, thank you." You stated before taking your seat again. Flash walked off and Liz stood there for a moment glaring at you but you just raised an eyebrow in annoyance like saying 'want to be my next customer?' With that, she turned and left; following Flash back.

"What did you do?" Michelle asked you quietly and turning your attention back to her, you replied "nothing much except reveal a smidge of his true fear." Curiosity got to her and she had to ask "what was it?" Taking a bit of your food then swallowing, that's when you said "I never exploit one's fears to another." She nodded.

~ Te Da Da Le Time Skip 🙌🏻 Woop ~

Academic Decathlon. The only place where you can truly relax by placing your earbuds in and zone out for a few. Well not unless someone wasn't feeling well then you got put in but that didn't happen today.

Seeing how the team had a competition the following day, it was mandatory for you to be there even though you wanted to go save some crime. Liz was the one asking everyone up at the stage different questions that were most likely going to be in the competition. Right when you were going to close your eyes, your phone vibrated in your pocket; causing your music to stop.

Groaning softly but not too loud so everyone could hear you, you whipped out your phone to see who it was. To your surprise it was your father. Answering it quickly, you waited for him to speak first. "Y/n?" He said and you replied with a "y/n cannot come to the phone at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep." Trying not to laugh, you could feel him roll his eyes at the other end like usual when he tried not to laugh.

"Y/n stop it. You're not a voicemail." He said and you swore you could hear a snicker in the background that sounded like either Sam or Natasha. "Alright I stop. Are you still busy?" He was quiet for a second then answered.

"Yeah."

"Are you with Nat and Sam?"

"Yeah they're here with me."

"Am I pulling you away from your current mission?"

"No. Not really since I was the one who called you."

"Which leads me to my last question. Why did you c-"

"Can I not call to see how my favorite daughter is doing? Or how she's holding up for that matter?" He stated and you could tell he was probably smiling.

"Dad.. I'm your only daughter." You said laughing lightly and heard him laugh too.

"You're right but I called during the mission to not only hear from you and how you were doing but to tell you I'm trying to work things out so I can come home soon." He replied and you could help but smile lightly knowing it'll probably be hard for him to return.

"Well Dad, while I have you on the phone for the moment being, I'm at Academic Decathlon since there's a competition tomorrow."

"Where's the competition?"

"Washington D.C. Don't worry, I'll be safe." You stated.

It was quiet for a moment before gunshots could be heard followed by Natasha yelling at Sam to take cover. "Gotta go honey. I'll tell Natasha and Sam that you love them since I have a feeling you were going to ask me to.. like usual."

"Thanks Dad. Be safe as well." You finished before he hung up. No longer hearing music, you placed both your phone and earbuds away. Just as everyone finished and were packing their bags, Wade decided to enter yelling "WHERE IS MY FAVORITE BUD OF THE YEAR ON THIS FINE SPECTACULAR CLEAN DAY?"

Everyone looked over at where the yelling came from and saw that it was the famous Deadpool since he forgot to take off the suit. You tried to sink into your chair so he wouldn't spot you but it was too late for that as he yelled again "AH! THERE YOU ARE SPORT!"

Rolling your eyes to try and suppress the laughter from not only his yelling but his actions. You stood up and went to go the other way but he grabbed your arm and said "Let's a go." Pulling you with him as he started to walk, "I'm hungry. Chimichanga? Chimichanga."

"When aren't you hungry?" You asked him as you just kept following along with him and he answered "not sure, but I came back early from what I was set on." He added towards the end and you started "what was it e- actually don't answer that question I never finished."

The two of you walked out of the school after you said bye to Michelle. "How about this." He started to say before continuing "I'll hide on one of these rooftop things for you to turn all birdo and after we kick some ass we can get chimichangas." Smiling, you gave him a nod before departing and hurrying back home.

Wasn't long when you got home and changed into your suit. The only thing you had to adjust was how you exited. You really had to make sure no one was observing, which luckily no one was when you checked for what felt like the thirtieth time. "Alright." You muttered as you exited and climbed up the fire escape to the rooftop. Wade wasn't there but on a different one eating a chimichanga. "Liar!" You yelled.

He looked up at the yelling and noticed you. "What!" He yelled back as he took the last bite and raised his hands in the air all innocent like. "You ate a chimichanga when you told me we could get some later!" You answered and he shrugged his shoulders.

"Don't be such a pussy." He said as he got up from his spot. Once he looked up, he wondered how you were able to hop from the rooftop from where you were to where he was so quickly. "How-" He started to say but you just punched his arm. "Lie to me again and it won't be pretty." You threatened and he just laughed "Oo a challenge. I'm intrigued. So now I'm going to do-.. wait nah. Not that. Maybe-.. ehh.. not that either."

"What do you think I should do Reader"

"Who are you talking to?" You asked him and he faced to you as he pointed while saying "the audience"

"Slice and dice?"

No Wade. No slicing and dicing.

"Not you again. Fuck."

Yes me again. Now shush and solve crime.

Wade fake gasps "how dare you shush such a beautiful person such as muah."

...

"Exactly. Insert those dots right there. Now go sit in the corner and t-"

"Wade!" You yelled as you tried not to laugh from his weirdness. "Crime? In progress? Let's go." You added and he nodded his head before following along. "You know the Author is a real pain in the-" He started to say before you interrupted again. "Shut your mouth. You're going to lead them to us. I need to hear what they're saying" The two of you were now near a Warehouse hearing men trying to make a deal with weapons.

It was a couple of minutes before you turned to see that Wade wasn't next to you but walking towards the action by himself. "Wade!" You whisper yelled but he didn't turn to look at you, instead he kept walking. "Fucking..." you started to muttered and the rest wasn't heard anymore after you ran a certain distance to get a better view of inside and what was going on.

"Heyyyy. Is that a new type of weapon? That's so cool!" Wade started to say to the men with a shocked like voice which was easy to tell that it was fake. "So whatcha guys doing here? Is this some secret boy band that didn't make the cut and are making deals so they can stay afloat? Because if so, then hell yeah lemme just sign right up." That's when the men started to fire their guns at him and Wade got annoyed. "So you don't want me to join because you think I'll exploit your secret. Well ain't that too bad.. here, let me sign the paperwork for you." And after he said that he shot a man in the head before shooting the others.

More men kept coming in. When you noticed one running towards Wade from behind, you sprinted towards them, jumped up and placed them in a chokehold with your legs like Natasha had shown you before. They fell to the ground. Wade noticed and spotted a man that was about to shoot you so he shot them before they could. "Thanks." You said once you noticed.

The two of you were on a roll when a blast from one of the alien weapons were fired and Wade flew back towards some containers that were waiting to be shipped. "Wade!" You yelled but noticed the men coming at you. Raising your hands, a majority of the men fell on their knees due to the fear you had conjured. Next thing you knew, webs were shot at the remaining men; knocking them down. That could only mean one person. Spider-Man..