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Jin: why are Jisoo and Taehyung sitting back to back?

Jimin: they had a fight

Jin: okay but why are they holding hands?

Jimin: Jisoo gets sad when they fight

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Namjoon: jisoo, did you send out a mass email to everyone in bighit?

Jisoo: yeah I did

Namjoon: all it says is I'm back on my bad bitch energy

Jisoo: I felt like everyone needed to know

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Taeyong: [ stares at Jisoo seductively ] why don't you join me in bed, baby girl?

Jisoo: babe, please put your shirt back on, we are in an IKEA, shopping for house paint. People are staring.

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Jaehyun: so what's it like dating Jisoo?

Taeyong: once, I asked Jisoo for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a cup of ice and said wait

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Jisoo: sometimes, I talk to myself for no reason

Jessica Park: same

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Jisoo: so how tall are you again?

Taeyong: about 5'10 and- what are you doing?

Jisoo: [ puts hair in a ponytail ]

Jisoo: oh don't mind me, continue on.

* If you get it, you get it *

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Jisoo: yeah, we're best friends but I'd fuck the both of you if you asked

Jungkook: what?

Jimin: what?

Jisoo: what?

Yoongi: [ reading a book ] she said she'd fuck the both of you if you asked!

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Jisoo: hey, can I ask a favor of you

BTS and TXT: we would literally die for you, but continue

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Namjoon: Jin, did you just buy Jisoo an expensive necklace?

Jin: yeah, and?

Namjoon: you're spoiling her too much

Jin: you're the one to talk, just last week you took her on a shopping spree

Namjoon: what I do with my money is my concern and you try saying no to that adorable little fluff ball

Yoongi: you two are weak

Jisoo: [ enters the room ] yoongi, can I-

Yoongi: [ proceeds to give her his entire wallet, black card and the money in his bank account ]

Yoongi: As I was saying, weak-

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Hoseok: I'm so bored, I wanna do something interesting

Jisoo: . . . .

Jisoo: im interesting

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Jisoo: fuck me if I'm wrong but-

Jungkook: you're wrong

Jisoo: I haven't even said-

Jungkook: YOU'RE WRONG!!

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Jisoo: [ Notices Han Seo Hee staring at her ]

Han Seo Hee: excuse me, do we have a problem or something?

Jisoo: keep staring and we can have a multiple choice one. You can get your ass beat, slapped, tased, or you can pick D bitch, all of the above.

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Jisoo: if butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Taeyong: imma give you one more chance to go to sleep

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[ jungkook does something stupid ]

Jimin: its moments like these that I'll never forget

Jisoo: with a good therapist, hopefully I will

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Jisoo to BTS any other day: I love you all so much. I will forever cherish and appreciate you all

Jisoo during a Run episode: i will trade your souls for a single corn chip

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Jungkook: [ starea at Jisoo while she's sleeping ]

Jungkook: should I wake her?

Taehyung: do you want to die?

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* Learning Korean with BTS *

Jisoo: hey, I've noticed you missed your lessons today

Army: eh, I do it later

Jisoo: [ cocks a gun, ready to shoot ]

Jisoo: maybe you misheard me-

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Jisoo: if Hueningkai has 19 bottles of dish soap -

Taehyun: wait, why does he have so many dish soaps?

Hueningkai: [ playing with the soap ] MIND YOUR BUSINESS, TAEHYUN!!

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Huengkai, to Yeonjun, laying on his bed, crying and regretting everything: and then I called her mom

Jisoo to Jimin, laying in bed, crying because of the love she feels: and then he called me mom

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Taehyung: jisoo, I taught your dogs how to say the seven deadly sins

Jisoo: No you didn't

Yubin: ruff!

Taehyung: see?! She said wrath!

Jisoo: no she didn't, she said ruff-

Oreo: [ in a demonic voice ] Gluttony

Jisoo: what the fuc-

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Taehyung: awe, jisoo, look at you getting all romantic with the candles and stuff

Jisoo: first of all, I'm about to sacrifice you

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Jisoo: I have decided that I am, I'm fact, a snack. It's just no one is hungry for me yet

Every single male idol/western singer and actors ever: im fucking starving