last one, I promise lmao
Dont forget to comment. I love your reactions

Jisoo : do you wanna bang?

Hoseok : . . .

Jisoo : I mean hang! I meant hang!

Jisoo : stupid autocorrect

Hoseok : this is a verbal conversation

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Namjoon : jisoo, what are you doing?

Jisoo : I'm drinking three cups of coffee

Namjoon : you do know it's almost 2 am? I thought you didn't like coffee

Jisoo : but I don't want you to be alone, oppa

Namjoon : . . . .

Namjoon : the fact that you are so adorable pisses me the fuck off

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Jisoo : the sky is yellow!

Jin : no it's not, its blu-

Yoongi : [ holds a gun to his head ]

Yoongi : if jisoo says the sky is yellow, its fucking yellow

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Jin : I'm her dad!

Namjoon : no I am!

Jin : jisoo, baby who's your daddy?

Jisoo : yoongi

BTS : . . . .

The Idol community: . . . .

Every human being : . . . .

Aliens : . . . .

Yoongi : she said what she said and what she said is what she said

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Jungkook : what if the reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflection is blocking us?

Jimin : what of our reflection is protecting us from their world? Because it's so horrifying?

Taehyung : what if we are the reflections?

Jisoo : what if the three of you shut the fuck up? Its 4 in the morning

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Jisoo : can I sit here?

Hoseok : that's my lap

Jisoo : is that a yes?

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Jisoo : what makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Hoseok : why are their rose petals everywhere in my room? And why are you gift wrapped?

Jisoo : . . . .

Jisoo : don't change the subject!

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Namjoon : I'm gonna ask one more time, Jisoo. . . . Do you wanna tell me where my blue sweater is?

Jisoo : [ waddling around the dorm with his blue sweater on, flapping her sweater paws ]

Jisoo : . . . . no. . . .

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Jin : why are your tongues purple?

Jisoo : [ drinking a red slurpee ]

Jimin : [ drinking a blue slurpee ]

Jungkook : [ also drinking a blue slurpee ]

Jimin : I don't know, puberty?

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Jisoo : I guess you can say I'm pretty tough

Yoongi : just yesterday, you cried while looking at pictures of snails and snakes

Jisoo : [ starts to cry ] THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS!

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San E : I love you and I think you're beautiful

Jisoo : wrong number

San E : . . . . I'm right in front of you

Jisoo : . . . . Wrong . . . Address

San E : but-

Jisoo : leave a message after the tone

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Jisoo : I've been told I have high standards

Taehyung : you can't even reach the top shelves, how do you have high standard?

[ 3 minutes later ]

Jisoo : [ holding a steel bat ] GET OUT OF THERE, YOU COWARD!

Taehyung : I WAS JUST JOKING!!!!

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Jisoo : babe, can you pass me the butter please?

Yoongi : [ reaches for the butter ]

Jimin : [ also reaches for it ]

Namjoon : [ ALSO reaches for it ]

Joy : [ runs into their dorm with sticks of butter ] YOU NEEDED ME BABY?!

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Jin : how is the most beautiful thing in the world doing today?

Jisoo : [ without looking up ] I don't know, how are you today?

Jin : [ starts to cry ] I-im fine, thank you for asking