Taehyung: it's really muggy outside

Jisoo: if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you

Taehyung: *nervously sips coffee from a bowl*

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Jisoo: the food is too hot, i can't eat it

Jin:

Jimin:

Hoseok:

Jungkook: you're too hot and I'd still eat your-

Namjoon: ONE DINNER!!

Taehyung: here we go again-

Namjoon: ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I ASK

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Yoongi: [ accidentally hits Jisoo while training ]

Jisoo: YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE?!

Yoongi: *mumbles* kinda...

Jisoo: [soft voice] babe, we talked about this

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Jisoo: what makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Hoseok: why do you have a poster above you that literally says I wanna have your children ?

Jisoo:

Jisoo: don't change the subject!

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Jisoo: [ trips and falls ]

Taehyung: Haha! What a loser

Jimin: yeah, what a loser

Taehyung: [ points a gun to his head ] TALK SHIT ABOUT THAT PRECIOUS FLUFF BALL AGAIN! I FUCKING DARE YOU!

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Jin: hey, how's life?

Jungkook: [ shrugs ] I don't know, let me ask her

Jungkook: [ shouting ] JIJI DEAR! WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME HOW YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?!

Jisoo: [ in another room ] I'M GREAT, THANK YOU FOR ASKING

Jungkook: well, hyung, it looks like my life is great

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Jisoo: Haha, I'm trash

Namjoon: as someone who cares for the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. 7 sounds good?

Jisoo: . . . . . You smooth motherfucker. . . . yes, that sounds lovely

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Yoongi: who the fuck ate my piece of cake?! I will fucking murder every single person until I get my-

Jisoo: It was me, oppa I'm sorry

Yoongi: oh, it's okay, baby girl. How was it? Was it good? I didn't want it anyways. I'm glad you took it.

BTS:

BigHit:

TXT:

Aliens:

Obama:

All of South Korea:

The world:

The Entire Galaxy:

Jungkook: the cream on that cake wasn't whipped but you are

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Hoseok: well, I better get going

Yoongi: would you like to stay for dinner?

Jisoo: [ from a distance ] WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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Namjoon: why is your back scratched up?

Jungkook: [ remembering how he fought a raccoon after Namjoon told him not to pretend he's Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy and try to hold him on his shoulders ]

Jungkook: . . . . . I fucked Jisoo