Make sure you all comment a lot. its been very quiet lately

Jisoo, unbuttons shirt: Man, its really hot today

Hoseok: I am aware, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Jungkook: *flirts with Jisoo shamelessly*

Yoongi: *stares at him intently*

Jin: you seem pretty quiet today

Yoongi: no one plans a murder loudly

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Jisoo: *watches Jimin and Taehyung being lovey dovey*

Jisoo: ha! gay!

Hyuna: what was that?

Jisoo: nothing, daddy

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Yoongi: Jisoo and I don't have nicknames for each other

Namjoon: right, hyung, do you know what bees make?

Yoongi: Honey?

Jisoo, from another room: Yes dear?

Namjoon: thought so

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Jisoo: Twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are-

Jin: its a fucking flaming ball of gass, go get educated dumbass

Jisoo:....

Jin:....

Taehyung: great, now you made her cry asshole

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Jungkook: has anyone told you that you're annoying?

Jisoo: n-no :(

Jungkook: Good because i don't feel like beating someone up today

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Jisoo: So i've known TXT members for a day and a half now.

Jisoo: if anything happened to them, i will kill everyone and then kill myself

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Jisoo: I'm so thirtsty

Taehyung: *trips down the stairs carrying bottles of water*

Jisoo: I don't like this selfie

Jungkook: *whips out professional camera*

Jisoo: I'm a little cold

Jimin: *hugs her with his entire being*

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Yoongi: Okay, if you have 5 apples and you give 2 away, how many do you have?

Jisoo: Zero

Yoongi: Look, it is basic math-

Jisoo: because I'd give all of them to you, oppa

Yoongi, on the verge of crying :......t-t-that was disgusting, get out of my sight

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Namjoon: Jisoo, you wanna tell me where's my black sweater?

Jisoo, wearing his black sweater that goes to her knees:............No....

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Yongguk: I don't think its a good idea for us to date. I'm a bit of a handful

Jisoo, excitedly: I have two hands!

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Taehyun: I really look up to you, noona

Jisoo, being short as shit: debatable

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Jisoo: I can do what i want!

Jungkook: I'm calling Hoseok, Yoongi and Namjoon hyung

Jisoo: No wait-

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TXT: can we dye our hair black?

Bighit: No

- later-

Jisoo, dying their hair black: Jin told me that sometimes you gotta not give a fuck

Jin, crying from a distace: I taught her so well

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CEO of Dispacth: how is your search going?

reporter: sir, for the past two hours Jisoo's been talking to flowers

CEO of Dispatch:......what does that have-

Reporter: Sir, she just gave me a flower crown

CEO of Dispatch:.......

Reporter, tearing up: She's so precious