king jin = jin
president namjoon = namjoon
lil meow meow = yoongi
imaginary boyfriend = hoseok
tata = tae
mochi = jimin
kookie monster

𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁: 𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 

jiji

jungkook

If you even think about
going near a
pair of scissors

ITS ON SIGHT

lil meow meow

okay first off,
jisoo

baby

honey

oppa's princess

I love you so much
but it's literally 3 am
in korea right now

what the fuck is
so important that you
have to text us at 3 am?

jiji

obviously to tell
jungkook that I'm
swinging on sight
if he goes and cuts his
hair dug 🙄

you don't know how
to read?

lil meow meow

little girl, don't think
just because you're
in Hawaii that I
won't catch a flight

tata

ohhh saucy
talk, I checked
my messages at the
right time 😛

kookie monster

first, jisoo u better
have some heels on
if you think you're
swinging on me, oompa
loompa

second, hyung, you
weren't even sleeping yet

lil meow meow

I was going to until
you gremlins decided to
group chat.

president namjoon

you guys, let's take
a trip to Italy for our
next bon voyage season

it's so beautiful at night

jiji

I'm glad you're having
fun, oppa🌹

also, kookie
you got the wrong one
bruh I will rock you
if you cut any of that hair
off

king jin

I'm glad you all are
having fun with your
vacation time but
can y'all kindly
shut the fuck up?

Hoseok is sleeping
next to me and I'm
not trying to hear
his complaining
the next morning.

president namjoon

wait why is he in
your bed?

  [ king Jin has left the chat ]

president namjoon

WHY IS HE IN YOUR
BED?!

kookie monster

and I oop-

jiji

tata

lil meow meow