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Taehyung: so how was the honeymoon?

Jisoo: on the first day, jungkook got really drunk and tried to tear up the marriage certificate

Jisoo: he said "ha! You don't have the receipt anymore so you can't return me! you're stuck with me forever!"

Jisoo: I love him so much

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Jisoo: bitches be like 'I love Hoseok! He is my life!'

Jisoo: it's me. . . .I'm bitches

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Jin: you know, I am glad that I raised such well behaved kids.

daycare worker : um sir, we lost one of your kids

Jin: it's okay, they're smart kids. which one did you lose?

Daycare worker: the little girl with blue eyes

Jin:

Jin: [ grabs grocery store mic ] JISOO! STAY WHERE YOU ARE! DADDYS COMING!!

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Hoseok: so, how have you been?

Jisoo: I have this headache that comes and goes

Taehyung: [ walks in ] hey

Jisoo: here it comes

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Jungkook: ew I can't believe you had a crush on me lol that's weird!

Jisoo: . . . . Jungkook, we've been married for 3 years

Jungkook: you freaking nerd! you had a crush on me!

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[ jungkook as a cop ]

Jungkook: you have any idea why I pulled you over?

Jisoo: I'm in the fucking garage!

Jungkook: that attitude isn't gonna get you anywhere, ma'am

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Namjoon: nothing can cheer me up

Jimin: nothing, you say?

Jimin: [ pulls Jisoo in to the room ]

Namjoon: oh no. . .

Jisoo: hi, oppa! 😊

Namjoon: [ clutches his chest and doubles over ] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Yeonjun: mom, I know you want to keep me safe but the only way you can do that is by wrapping me up in bubble wrap and locking me inside of a cave

Jisoo: oh believe me, I've thought of that

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[ hoseok as a teacher ]

Hoseok: okay, does anyone have a question?

Jisoo: [ lifts one leg in the air ]

Hoseok: a-anyone else?

Jisoo: [ lifts the other leg up ]
oh my god both of my hands are up, Mr. Jung

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[ Jisoo and Jungkook's wedding ]

Priest: repeat after me-

Jungkook; after me

Priest: [ sighs and turns to Jisoo ] are you sure he's the one you wanna marry?

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Jisoo: babe, not so rough with the Turkey

Jungkook: [ winks ] I know you like it rough, babe

Jisoo: oh, yes I do

Soobin: [ about to have a stroke ] OH MY GOD!!